» Worst Record Ever

The Festive Season
always brings with it the worst songs.

I hate Christmas for the simple existance of such songs like:

So Here It Is Merry Christmas - Slade
Well I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday - Roy Wood/Wizard
Christmas Time - Cliff Richard
The bloody awful one by Chris Deburgh about an angel in a spaceship that whines on for about 7 mins too long.

But the worst? The worst is without a doubt
Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time by Wings.
Not only does the tune sound like it was made on a Tomy My First Keyboard but the words are diabolical and I can only assume Linda McCartney put Paul up to making this sack of festive shit. I will gladly kill the first person I hear play this this year. My patience is at an end......
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 12:25, More)