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Some silly games I've made:
Aunts and Butlers
Hamlet - the Text Adventure
(The engine that powers those two games is probably my greatest nerdy technical achievement.)
Ant Theft Auto"
oh, and Bouncy
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My blog
- is yet another mid-twenties web programmer type
lives in Edinburgh
plays the banjo acceptably
has a degree in rocket science
is on the credits to Nethack
email is rjatrobinjohnsondotf9dotcodotuk
Some silly games I've made:
Aunts and Butlers
Hamlet - the Text Adventure
(The engine that powers those two games is probably my greatest nerdy technical achievement.)
Ant Theft Auto"
oh, and Bouncy
Recent front page messages:
Crap tales from medieval punland
/edit: for anyone reading this in my profile, it was an entry for the "That wasn't there last night" compo...
(Mon 22nd Mar 2004, 1:14, More)
/edit: for anyone reading this in my profile, it was an entry for the "That wasn't there last night" compo...
(Mon 22nd Mar 2004, 1:14, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Useless Information
St. John's Wood
is the only station on the London Underground whose name contains none of the letters of the word 'mackerel'.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 15:15, More)
St. John's Wood
is the only station on the London Underground whose name contains none of the letters of the word 'mackerel'.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 15:15, More)
» People with Stupid Names
A friend of mine went out with a guy named Ben
who had an identical twin also called Ben.
This is 100% fact.
Benjamin and Benedict. Evidently their parents never saw the problem coming.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:07, More)
A friend of mine went out with a guy named Ben
who had an identical twin also called Ben.
This is 100% fact.
Benjamin and Benedict. Evidently their parents never saw the problem coming.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:07, More)
» I just don't get it
Economics.
Deep down I really don't understand why, if the government doesn't have enough money, it can't just print more.
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 10:52, More)
Economics.
Deep down I really don't understand why, if the government doesn't have enough money, it can't just print more.
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 10:52, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What did the starving orphan with no arms and legs get for christmas?
Cancer.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:41, More)
What did the starving orphan with no arms and legs get for christmas?
Cancer.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 19:41, More)
» My Worst Vomit
My former landlord/housemate
used to vomit in small amounts regularly all day. He'd sit watching cricket all day, occasionally getting up and run to the wastepaper basket or the sink. Then he complained when the rest of the house stopped washing up and emptying the bins.
The day he decided it'd be much more convenient to have his own vomit plate on the coffee table was the day I decided to leave.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 11:04, More)
My former landlord/housemate
used to vomit in small amounts regularly all day. He'd sit watching cricket all day, occasionally getting up and run to the wastepaper basket or the sink. Then he complained when the rest of the house stopped washing up and emptying the bins.
The day he decided it'd be much more convenient to have his own vomit plate on the coffee table was the day I decided to leave.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 11:04, More)