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[challenge entry] It's not complicated

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(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# but I hate Parma Violets
but I also hate dogshit
so know I am even more confused
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# But which is worst?
Only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I once made a bloke wait in the street while I went home for a plastic bag
so he could pick up the jobby his dog had just done. Surprisingly he waited in the next street 'til I got back, such was my ire.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Yesterday
I saw a woman catching her dog's poo before it hit the ground - in a placcy bag wrapped round her hand - and for some reason this struck me as being horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# we had a dog for a short period
and I used to witness this chap who always carried a plastic bag in his hand with his dog, but always managed to be be looking the other way when his dog crimped off a length. Crafty sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Extracting the poo, before it leaves the anus ...
It's very nearly this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# My mate used to have a couple of Yorkies (fucking horrible dogs).
When one was constipated, he used to have to squeeze it like a toothpaste to help it out. He confessed to pulling a couple of 'dry ones' out of it's bum. Hopefully he wore gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Or used his teeth ... as long as his hands stayed clean
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I think I'd have taken to to carrying a set of tongs
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# *bokes*
i have to pick up my dogs shit several times a day, but thats just a bit grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I was gonna say this is revolting
then I remember I empty the output of three cats from the litter boxes here...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# They call them dog owners, but they follow round collecting the dog's poo
someone got pwned, but it wasn't the dog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Someone round our way
has taken to spraypainting a 'Clean it Up' stencil all over the place

Pretty sure it's not the council doing that

Good thing to as our road is a potential death trap for doings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I live in the Cotswolds
And over here you'll regularly see elderly vicars and members of the W.I. stooping down in fields and muddy tracks to pick up dog shit from all the other myriad forms of shit on the ground. If you go to any residential street in London (such places you'd have thought the tidy up laws were invented) the streets are peppered with shit. Gauden Road, SW4 springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Don't know what parma violets are, but they're presumably better than dogshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# no. no they are not
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# then you'll have no objection to eating this dog shit then?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# mmm
it has a nice dry crusty exterior. A hint of grass, and a wonderfully fondant, yet meaty centre that lingers on the palette for several hours

Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# *bokes*
that's gonna repeat on you all afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# They are the most bizarre confectionary item known to man
www.handycandy.co.uk/images/74.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Oh I remember those now, I'll take the dogshit, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Them and fucking cherry lips - bleurgh!
www.aquarterof.co.uk/cherry-lips-p-165.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Although bacon chocolate
Bacon Bits
is pretty odd as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# "hand scooped"
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# everything looks fine here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I can't be the only person in the world who likes Parma Violets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# oh you fucking weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# no
i had a giant pack the other month.

they were the size of love hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I buy 10 packs of those and dissolve them in vodka
fucking lush!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# most certainly not!
Nom Nom Nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
# let's give that nice Mr Clegg what he wants
he's so sexeh.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# This makes me smile
(jesseventura, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Errrr....
Parma Violets Purple Soap
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Haha brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# No one likes parma violets
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
i do
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:08, archived)
# I do too
And so does my father-in-law.

That's why he let me marry his daughter.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)