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I actually am a human and my name's Dave.

*shrugs awkwardly*

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Damn

(Sun 27th Apr 2003, 20:54, More)

Bit late for the competition
and a bit obscure, but...

(Fri 13th Sep 2002, 10:28, More)

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» Good Advice

Never eat any food
because the people in the food factory throw it on the floor and kick it about. And then a dog pisses on it.
(Thu 20th May 2010, 17:07, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Saturday Night
by Whigfield.

I first heard this on an exchange visit to France. We went to a disco, I was in the middle of the dancefloor, the DJ put this on and everybody - EVERYBODY - did the dance. In unison. Except me, who'd never seen it before. Just stood there in the middle, blinking. Freaky experience.

Also, frankly, that bassline sounds like a duck...
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 9:09, More)

» Good Advice

The harder you work
the luckier you get.

Also: "Never eat anything bigger than you can lift." That Miss Piggy knew a thing or two.
(Thu 20th May 2010, 16:57, More)