» Kids

Did you know that
fat children cry butter?
(Tue 22nd Apr 2008, 4:31, More)

» Accidental innuendo

ME and my friends used to play this game
basically you walk down the street having as normal a conversation as you can and as someone walks past you say something suggestive but as long as its relevant to the conversation at the time.

For example

Me:Today sucked
Friend:why ?
Me:Well i had this really stupid idea to put a pen

(someone walks past)
in my mouth and then i sucked on it really hard.

Give it a go see if you can put in such classics as

"And i swear to god that's the last time i put my fist in hole it doesn't belong"

and

"It was 12 inches long as went down a treat with my gooey yoghurt"
(Sun 15th Jun 2008, 2:38, More)

» Your first cigarette

They told me it would be cool.
All my mates said I'd be cool if i took a few long drags.
Years later i found out that cigarettes aren't pink,
Or leak white liquid.
(Fri 21st Mar 2008, 17:22, More)

» I Quit!

Showed her
I gave in my letter of resignation at burger king so i could live a more fruitful life of unemployment.
My boss for some reason threw it away in the bin in front of everyone to see.
She then proceeded to shout that she had done so because "i didn't sign it"

So in front of everyone i took it out signed it folded it up,
put it an envelope and put it on her desk.

Then on my last day i made everyones burgers upsides down ... nobody noticed.
(Thu 22nd May 2008, 16:56, More)

» Social Networking Gaffes

Did you know
Some women actually have a penis .

I didn't .. fuckin myspace
(Mon 15th Sep 2008, 20:36, More)