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» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
Your own club
If im at a club and the DJ wont play the songs ive requested after asking 5 times, i simply just dance on the dance floor and sing the songs ive requested out loud over the top of what ever he's playing, i guess other people think i dont know the words and just making new ones up, but it makes me happy.
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 16:25, More)
Your own club
If im at a club and the DJ wont play the songs ive requested after asking 5 times, i simply just dance on the dance floor and sing the songs ive requested out loud over the top of what ever he's playing, i guess other people think i dont know the words and just making new ones up, but it makes me happy.
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 16:25, More)
» Your first cigarette
If Smoking really stunts your growth..
Its no wonder why the chinese are so small.
(Sat 22nd Mar 2008, 9:59, More)
If Smoking really stunts your growth..
Its no wonder why the chinese are so small.
(Sat 22nd Mar 2008, 9:59, More)
» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?
Cellar Black
i locked her up in the cellar for years and made her give birth to my grandkids, not only did she break up with me, she only went and told the police on me, ex's huh!
Fritzy
(Tue 10th Jun 2008, 0:10, More)
Cellar Black
i locked her up in the cellar for years and made her give birth to my grandkids, not only did she break up with me, she only went and told the police on me, ex's huh!
Fritzy
(Tue 10th Jun 2008, 0:10, More)
» Pet Peeves
Jo Brand
Men, Chocolate, Overweight, Men, Chocolate, Overweight, Men, Chocolate, Overweight, etc etc
How can her career have lasted so fucking long on these 3 jokes, i cant even watch QI if shes on it because it'll feel like a repeat.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 13:16, More)
Jo Brand
Men, Chocolate, Overweight, Men, Chocolate, Overweight, Men, Chocolate, Overweight, etc etc
How can her career have lasted so fucking long on these 3 jokes, i cant even watch QI if shes on it because it'll feel like a repeat.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 13:16, More)
» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
Dr Seuss would've been proud of this one
My old flatmate has 2 cats, who would shit anywhere and everywhere they wanted, so after a few weeks of moving in and a few weeks of getting fed up with it, i brought them a big cat litter tray which i put in the bathroom. Soon the cats got used to the idea, after a hell of a long time litter-training. One night a few mates and i go out on the piss, i invite them back to mine for more drinks, but we have to stay in my room as my flat mates room is above the living room. This was fine, but i thought to keep the noise down better, i'll shut the door to the living room plus for extra quiteness push the doormat under the door so no noise can seep through the bottom (i was very drunk!) and remember to let the cats out to do there business before i got to sleep.... I wake up the next morning with my tounge sticking to the roof of my mouth and a huge headache, that wasnt being helped by the banging on my bedroom door. Angrily i get out of bed and angrily open my door, to angrily find my flatmate, angrily looking at me. Then she uttered the immortal words. "Beano!, The cat shat on the mat!". I only got away with it, because i starting pissing myself laughing, that she found the funny side too.
(Sun 30th Mar 2008, 18:55, More)
Dr Seuss would've been proud of this one
My old flatmate has 2 cats, who would shit anywhere and everywhere they wanted, so after a few weeks of moving in and a few weeks of getting fed up with it, i brought them a big cat litter tray which i put in the bathroom. Soon the cats got used to the idea, after a hell of a long time litter-training. One night a few mates and i go out on the piss, i invite them back to mine for more drinks, but we have to stay in my room as my flat mates room is above the living room. This was fine, but i thought to keep the noise down better, i'll shut the door to the living room plus for extra quiteness push the doormat under the door so no noise can seep through the bottom (i was very drunk!) and remember to let the cats out to do there business before i got to sleep.... I wake up the next morning with my tounge sticking to the roof of my mouth and a huge headache, that wasnt being helped by the banging on my bedroom door. Angrily i get out of bed and angrily open my door, to angrily find my flatmate, angrily looking at me. Then she uttered the immortal words. "Beano!, The cat shat on the mat!". I only got away with it, because i starting pissing myself laughing, that she found the funny side too.
(Sun 30th Mar 2008, 18:55, More)