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» Call Centres
My old man
Cold caller - can I talk to you about mortgages sir
My old man - no probs, how much do you need?
CC - um no that is not....
Click
(Fri 4th Sep 2009, 16:30, More)
My old man
Cold caller - can I talk to you about mortgages sir
My old man - no probs, how much do you need?
CC - um no that is not....
Click
(Fri 4th Sep 2009, 16:30, More)
» School Projects
CDT wasn't for me
Wooden toilet roll holder.
One slight design flaw, you couldn't replace the toilet roll.
Nicely sanded though.
Perhaps the most eco-unfreindly device ever created a use once wooden toilet roll holder.
Good wipage that
(Tue 18th Aug 2009, 11:46, More)
CDT wasn't for me
Wooden toilet roll holder.
One slight design flaw, you couldn't replace the toilet roll.
Nicely sanded though.
Perhaps the most eco-unfreindly device ever created a use once wooden toilet roll holder.
Good wipage that
(Tue 18th Aug 2009, 11:46, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Childish and Racist
Every time I walk past some people of oriental persuassion I hum "hong chong chinaman chong chong chong chinaman" then when whoever I am with giggles I apologise to our oriental friends for my associate being a big old racist.
With
out
fail
Say my gfs name whilst watching tv, when she says 'yes Captain' I ask her to be quiet whilst my stories are on, sometimes with an added 'you dont see me talking during Eastenders' then fuck off upstairs in a pretend sulk.
Giggling in Tesco when the backdoor man is requested at the backdoor.
Everton FC have a player called Pienaar, I add an audible 'S' when his name is mentioned, thus turning it to Penis.
When mate is getting cash out lean over at the right time to press £200.
When I pot a ball in pool shout 180
That is off the top of my head.......I am such a child, if my cock refuses to grow up I dont see why I should
(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 16:53, More)
Childish and Racist
Every time I walk past some people of oriental persuassion I hum "hong chong chinaman chong chong chong chinaman" then when whoever I am with giggles I apologise to our oriental friends for my associate being a big old racist.
With
out
fail
Say my gfs name whilst watching tv, when she says 'yes Captain' I ask her to be quiet whilst my stories are on, sometimes with an added 'you dont see me talking during Eastenders' then fuck off upstairs in a pretend sulk.
Giggling in Tesco when the backdoor man is requested at the backdoor.
Everton FC have a player called Pienaar, I add an audible 'S' when his name is mentioned, thus turning it to Penis.
When mate is getting cash out lean over at the right time to press £200.
When I pot a ball in pool shout 180
That is off the top of my head.......I am such a child, if my cock refuses to grow up I dont see why I should
(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 16:53, More)
» How nerdy are you?
Nerdy??? the word you are lookign for is coooool
I hate people who wore those shitty plastic wristbands....that is until I found out they made Zelda ones.
I bought 2 in case I losst one
I think that makes me super cool
(Wed 12th Mar 2008, 13:51, More)
Nerdy??? the word you are lookign for is coooool
I hate people who wore those shitty plastic wristbands....that is until I found out they made Zelda ones.
I bought 2 in case I losst one
I think that makes me super cool
(Wed 12th Mar 2008, 13:51, More)
» Impulse buys
Fantastic
Drunk.......Friday night/Saturday Morning......Ebay....too much spare cash.......results in one thing.
An Asterix arcade machine
Now that isnt sucha problem I hear you cry, well it is when you live in Winchester and the machine is in North yorkshire.......and you drive a Corsa.
Machine = £101
Delivery = £125
Games before completion = 4
Time spent in house = 6 months
Sold for = £50
Brill-yant
(Fri 22nd May 2009, 14:58, More)
Fantastic
Drunk.......Friday night/Saturday Morning......Ebay....too much spare cash.......results in one thing.
An Asterix arcade machine
Now that isnt sucha problem I hear you cry, well it is when you live in Winchester and the machine is in North yorkshire.......and you drive a Corsa.
Machine = £101
Delivery = £125
Games before completion = 4
Time spent in house = 6 months
Sold for = £50
Brill-yant
(Fri 22nd May 2009, 14:58, More)