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» Teenage Crushes - Part Two
CBBC addict
Spent about three years getting out of bed at 7am on a Sunday so subverting the whole 'being a teenager' culture, watching Christopher Crocodile and the Family Ness just so I could watch the links with Phillipa Forester. I still would, even though she bothers God.
(Sat 7th Nov 2009, 20:11, More)
CBBC addict
Spent about three years getting out of bed at 7am on a Sunday so subverting the whole 'being a teenager' culture, watching Christopher Crocodile and the Family Ness just so I could watch the links with Phillipa Forester. I still would, even though she bothers God.
(Sat 7th Nov 2009, 20:11, More)
» Accidental innuendo
School based capers
Whilst talking with my sixth form English tutor, he went off on some missive about reading aloud and how useful it was. He then proclaimed whilst sat on my desk 'I do it regularly'...this caused me to snigger inside, but I felt I could hold it in...he then continued 'with year 9'...at this point, I pissed myself laughing and couldn't stop for about 20 minutes. The strange thing was, he sat there and pretended he hadn't understood that he'd just confessed to being a paedophile.
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 13:16, More)
School based capers
Whilst talking with my sixth form English tutor, he went off on some missive about reading aloud and how useful it was. He then proclaimed whilst sat on my desk 'I do it regularly'...this caused me to snigger inside, but I felt I could hold it in...he then continued 'with year 9'...at this point, I pissed myself laughing and couldn't stop for about 20 minutes. The strange thing was, he sat there and pretended he hadn't understood that he'd just confessed to being a paedophile.
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 13:16, More)
» Pubs
This isn't the choice you're looking for...
Lloyds Bar, Cardiff, 2007. Having got to the point in the evening where nobody could agree where was 'good' to go (due to differences in age/taste/sanity), we ended up in that shittest of shitholes. I, after several pints felt the need for a piss. Now, I am partial to reading the newspaper they keep by the urinal in the big glass case. As I'm having the aforementioned whazz, a member of the bar staff came in, potentially looking at my wang whilst leaning over me, unlocking the glass case and straightening the newspaper. Being in good spirits, I asked him what he was doing...to which I was told that apparently the manager of the entire chain was in to visit that night and liked things just so. I thought this to be reasonable, and so shook it off (probably less than normal)and turned round to wash my hands. I was greeted with the sight of a man, with no trousers, or pants on. He was drying (in tandem) his trousers and his crotch. I enquired to the barman whether he might like to adjust his list of priorities given the big boss was coming, the answer was 'no...he's alright, he's probably just pissed himself'. I haven't been back since.
(Mon 9th Feb 2009, 22:36, More)
This isn't the choice you're looking for...
Lloyds Bar, Cardiff, 2007. Having got to the point in the evening where nobody could agree where was 'good' to go (due to differences in age/taste/sanity), we ended up in that shittest of shitholes. I, after several pints felt the need for a piss. Now, I am partial to reading the newspaper they keep by the urinal in the big glass case. As I'm having the aforementioned whazz, a member of the bar staff came in, potentially looking at my wang whilst leaning over me, unlocking the glass case and straightening the newspaper. Being in good spirits, I asked him what he was doing...to which I was told that apparently the manager of the entire chain was in to visit that night and liked things just so. I thought this to be reasonable, and so shook it off (probably less than normal)and turned round to wash my hands. I was greeted with the sight of a man, with no trousers, or pants on. He was drying (in tandem) his trousers and his crotch. I enquired to the barman whether he might like to adjust his list of priorities given the big boss was coming, the answer was 'no...he's alright, he's probably just pissed himself'. I haven't been back since.
(Mon 9th Feb 2009, 22:36, More)
» Accidental innuendo
Work based cracks...
Was out having a cig outside work (a Uni) last week with a colleague when another walked past and shouted that they'd missed her message about some signage. She yelled without thinking "It's ok, I've stuck it up myself with Blu-tac". The realisation took all of three seconds to kick in, whilst I and a good number of students sniggered.
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 13:13, More)
Work based cracks...
Was out having a cig outside work (a Uni) last week with a colleague when another walked past and shouted that they'd missed her message about some signage. She yelled without thinking "It's ok, I've stuck it up myself with Blu-tac". The realisation took all of three seconds to kick in, whilst I and a good number of students sniggered.
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 13:13, More)