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Hello!

i look like this! -



One day I met Kimya Dawson -



I'll update this more later when I've eaten. I'm hungry. Maybe I'll have a cheese sandwich... mmmm cheese, it's made of mammary fluids :D

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» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

My friend (genuinely)...
... Recently introduced a game to our group of friends called Cock in Pocket. It's exactly what the name suggests - you try to stealthily slip your pork sword into a mates pocket (generally in crowded places such as parties or queues for clubs) before triumphantly declaring 'Cock in pocket!'

I worry about him some times...
(Sat 14th Mar 2009, 15:46, More)

» Hypocrisy

They call it a rape helpline...
... then won't give me any tips, the bastards
(Tue 24th Feb 2009, 6:01, More)

» Procrastination

Just one word -
procrastubation!
(I'm not the only one right?!)
(Mon 17th Nov 2008, 3:33, More)

» Puns

My Friend...
... was a bit of a pun fiend and one day when he was reading the local paper he saw a competition offering a prize for the best pun sent in. He promptly sent them not 1, not 5 but 10 puns. He eagerly awaited the results to be published, desperately hoping one of his entries would win but alas,

no pun in ten did
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 21:47, More)

» Hypocrisy

Sorry if it's bindun but... The Daily Mirror
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(Sun 22nd Feb 2009, 23:47, More)
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