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» Worst Band Ever
Robbie Fucking Williams.
Hell's horses, I'd love to hit him.
*ahem*
Being born in Essex, naturally my ol' man bypassed the 'Dad Rock' phase. Y'know, Eagles, Snow Patrol, Wet Wet Wet. Nothing offensive, nothing blue. Instead, he went straight into bombarding the family with Robbie 'strut across the stage like a chicken and charge people' Williams.
You name it, and that gurning smug faced cunt is available for every occasion. Drive from Spain to England? Robbie Williams. Christmas day since 1995 or 1996? Oh, you bet he's there whining his mewlings somewhere in the house over Radio 2. I bring a new boyfriend home? Yep, fear not, he's back for some reason. No doubt that when Nan leaves this mortal coil, then "Nan's song" will be played at the funeral... I never thought these words would grace this keypad, but gimme "You're Beautiful" at a funeral for all the tea in China.
He also prides himself of "I grew up in the 1970's, and NEVER owned Rumours" and then turned off Lindsey Buckingham's Gift of Screws as "it's shit, pretentious and headbashing music".
Stone the crows, I love you Dad, but you don't half talk shit at times.
(Sun 2nd Jan 2011, 5:40, More)
Robbie Fucking Williams.
Hell's horses, I'd love to hit him.
*ahem*
Being born in Essex, naturally my ol' man bypassed the 'Dad Rock' phase. Y'know, Eagles, Snow Patrol, Wet Wet Wet. Nothing offensive, nothing blue. Instead, he went straight into bombarding the family with Robbie 'strut across the stage like a chicken and charge people' Williams.
You name it, and that gurning smug faced cunt is available for every occasion. Drive from Spain to England? Robbie Williams. Christmas day since 1995 or 1996? Oh, you bet he's there whining his mewlings somewhere in the house over Radio 2. I bring a new boyfriend home? Yep, fear not, he's back for some reason. No doubt that when Nan leaves this mortal coil, then "Nan's song" will be played at the funeral... I never thought these words would grace this keypad, but gimme "You're Beautiful" at a funeral for all the tea in China.
He also prides himself of "I grew up in the 1970's, and NEVER owned Rumours" and then turned off Lindsey Buckingham's Gift of Screws as "it's shit, pretentious and headbashing music".
Stone the crows, I love you Dad, but you don't half talk shit at times.
(Sun 2nd Jan 2011, 5:40, More)
» Professions I Hate
Well...
It's a bit off topic, but they'll soon go into a profession where it involves 'business' of some sort. Yes, you got it, I am talking about students who do the following: Business Management, Events Management, Business and finance.
Like seriously, why? Do not piss me off with your spiky bleached hair, flip flops, ponsy terminology for what is essentially common sense and arithmetic, especially when I have to sit and slave away for hours debunking the St. Petersburg myth whilst you do multiple choice exams.
On a similar vein, REALLY up 'emselves lecturers. Most of the Russian Dept. here are lovely, are more than willing to answer anything and go down the pub with you every so often. Bar one... She's the typical, unapproachable, snappy, feminist, self absorbed 'cozI'madoctorandhaveinfinitelymoreknowledgethanyou,peasantundergrad' type. Cunt.
Anybody who works for the network provider '3' deserve a smack in the plums too. My arsehole is still sore from the financial arseraping I got last year from you lot...
Apologies for lack of funnies!
(Thu 27th May 2010, 19:40, More)
Well...
It's a bit off topic, but they'll soon go into a profession where it involves 'business' of some sort. Yes, you got it, I am talking about students who do the following: Business Management, Events Management, Business and finance.
Like seriously, why? Do not piss me off with your spiky bleached hair, flip flops, ponsy terminology for what is essentially common sense and arithmetic, especially when I have to sit and slave away for hours debunking the St. Petersburg myth whilst you do multiple choice exams.
On a similar vein, REALLY up 'emselves lecturers. Most of the Russian Dept. here are lovely, are more than willing to answer anything and go down the pub with you every so often. Bar one... She's the typical, unapproachable, snappy, feminist, self absorbed 'cozI'madoctorandhaveinfinitelymoreknowledgethanyou,peasantundergrad' type. Cunt.
Anybody who works for the network provider '3' deserve a smack in the plums too. My arsehole is still sore from the financial arseraping I got last year from you lot...
Apologies for lack of funnies!
(Thu 27th May 2010, 19:40, More)
» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010
Nick Clegg
For giving us all something to rant about. Cheers Nicky, you're a top chap.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 11:47, More)
Nick Clegg
For giving us all something to rant about. Cheers Nicky, you're a top chap.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 11:47, More)