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» The Apocalypse

Golden ascent to heaven
After the usual Friday night of mayhem with the lads I woke up in my loft room bathed in golden light and with the distant sound of a heavenly choir singing "God is great". "Oh shit" thinks I, "that last pint and kebab killed me". A feeling of utter panic ensues until a tiny logic bubble pops up. "hang on" I think, "if I was entering the kingdom of heaven would I feel this shit?"

So I jumped out of bed, the sun was shining through the window in the roof, hence the golden light and the Salvation Army were marching past my house singing happily away!
(Sun 17th Jun 2012, 19:04, More)