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Hello

That's Mictoboy's pixel portrait of me there.









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Me serenading Telly Doc with my USB device

Telly Doc and me in Pete Townsend's clothes
that's no m00n





I've started a bit of a gallery



This is a photograph of me
in case you feel the need to know what I look like
for some strange reason.










Obo & Telly Doc have a race - 399kb flash






Obo is helped from the racing course by a furtive polar bear
Telly Doc comes out on top - 521kb flash







I don't feel fear or panic

Obo is The Right Stuff. Watch his trail.
372kb Flash.








Profcorn


1270kb flash file.
Me and Obo did this.

mp3 is here
Help your self





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Keep your files moderately sized with Lemony's optimisation tutorial

I used djol's b3ta profile messer arounder
to get my profile looking all fluffy.

I recommend http://www.maidenart.co.uk/tutorials.php






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Here's The Duke Of Prunes' first Dick Beattie Gallery.
I made three contributions.




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MySpace here




Thank you for your patience.
I suppose you'll want to go back to the messageboard now.





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Best answers to questions:

» I just don't get it

On witnessing a speeding cop car with sirens blaring
"He won't sell many ice creams travelling at that speed..."
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 11:46, More)

» Best Comebacks

Bill Hicks Rocks... Yes Present Tense
Bill slags off Christians in his act, Real live "redneck" Christians grab him outside as he's leaving, and say, "Hey buddy we're Christians, and we don't like what you were saying just then", Bill says "So forgive me..."

A Gem.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 20:39, More)

» Best Comebacks

Smoking at the dining table
An oldie but goldie from my mispent schooldays sciving down the local cafe...
Whenever someone lit up a cigarette at the table while someone else was still eating, the standard comment was, "You don't mind me eating while you smoke, do you?"
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 16:10, More)

» Pure Ignorance

I don't make predictions
and I never will...
[/philosophy]
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 19:35, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Middle age..
When a broad mind and a narrow waist-band start to change places ;)
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 22:41, More)
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