Shopping trolley delusions...Be honest, all those of you that clicked shopping trolleys:
Did you actually regularly play in shopping trolleys as kids, rolling down hills 'Last Of The Summer Wine' style, getting into scrapes, and having a lark, leading the life of a Just William character?
Or is the truth more like you stayed indoors as a child and played with lego, transformers, your computer. Learnt to program on your computer, masturbated, avoided girls but made up stories about how you were dead popular with girls in another school, etc... before finally when at university you decided to take the shopping trolley for a spin, fell out and looked mildly embarrassed, but look back at it as a great time through the mists of Students-Union-pound-a-pint glasses?
I know I definitely fall into the latter...
I wasted my youth.
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Did you actually regularly play in shopping trolleys as kids, rolling down hills 'Last Of The Summer Wine' style, getting into scrapes, and having a lark, leading the life of a Just William character?
Or is the truth more like you stayed indoors as a child and played with lego, transformers, your computer. Learnt to program on your computer, masturbated, avoided girls but made up stories about how you were dead popular with girls in another school, etc... before finally when at university you decided to take the shopping trolley for a spin, fell out and looked mildly embarrassed, but look back at it as a great time through the mists of Students-Union-pound-a-pint glasses?
I know I definitely fall into the latter...
I wasted my youth.