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This is a link post That last link brought a tear to my eye, figuratively speaking.
So I will answer with a link that brought a tear to my eye literally speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob, Thu 28 May 2020, 3:13, Reply)
This is a link post Portsmouth Sinfonia "Also sprach Zarathustra"
enough of that jazz cacophony. have some, pure, beautiful classical music. glasscock, but not for a while
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may Bring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Thu 28 May 2020, 1:53, Reply)
This is a link post This is a thing ...


(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Free Jazz is also a thing. Has been for fucking ages.
There are always going to be cunts who try to look clever by interpreting the uninterpretable. Just look at the art/wine world.
 (Mr Penis Right Wing, not Wrong Wing, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:45, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?4=&v=6JEJYPoCEM4
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, I've got nothing against Jazz.
Just Free Jazz.
 (Mr Penis Right Wing, not Wrong Wing, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post donate a tenner to your favourite charity and listen to this then:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpZJ_LQ4CFg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something chimps something Shakespeare something.
No but seriously. That's a great track. There is also some great art out there, and some great wine.
My problem with Free Jazz is that it's so open to interpretation that it doesn't need to be good. There'll always be some cunt there gatekeeping the fuck out of it, and a murder of undercunts following the gatekeeper around stroking their chins and pretending to see some great masterstroke that just isn't there.
youtu.be/kjS6bQ5OQ-o
 (Mr Penis Right Wing, not Wrong Wing, Wed 27 May 2020, 23:19, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcvnt4Rxp_I
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 May 2020, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Precisely.

(Mr Penis Right Wing, not Wrong Wing, Wed 27 May 2020, 23:38, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ6lB7FKxi8
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 May 2020, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post the knob on the moog source is perhaps the ballsiest knob ever made

(L E T S G O, Thu 28 May 2020, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post 80s/90s computer game music inspired tracks. If you like that sort of thing... I made this!
Lockdown boredom 101
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a spammer or an alcoholic?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 27 May 2020, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Alcoholics don't drink Brew Dog.
Brew Dog beers are basically alcopops marketed towards men. They're almost entirely consumed by wanky 20 something's that want to appear more sophisticated/left-field than the Stella/Carslberg crowd so instead choose to drink cleverly marketed faux craft ales.

Before minimum pricing, you'd have got *far* better mileage out of a 3 Litre bottle of Frosty Jack's than you would out of a 4 pack of that Brew Dog pish. I got sober before that nonsense kicked in, thank fuck. But I'd assume it's mostly vodka and K Cider these days.
 (Mr Penis Right Wing, not Wrong Wing, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you, Mr Penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 27 May 2020, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Brewdog
Never one to let a marketing opportunity go begging, are they?

(Why yes, my grumpypants are very comfortable, thank you for asking.)
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "All profits will go to funding our production of free sanitiser for the NHS & Health Care Charities."
And they've been doing the sanitiser thing for a while now. Not starting a fight, just pouring some custard in to your grumpy pants for fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! gibbonerotica my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 27 May 2020, 19:40, Reply)
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But that's how marketing works. You now think they're a nice company and are more likely to be a customer of theirs.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
I just wanted custard in the grumpy pants. That is a normal sentence, my time in lockdown is being well spent. Time to open myself a refreshing bottle of Perlenbacher Pils, the finest beer in Lidl.
 (I helped save b3ta! gibbonerotica my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:31, Reply)
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"the finest beer in Lidl" feels like an extraordinarily low bar. Like "the best car at the knacker's yard" or "the prettiest girl in the burns ward".
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't drunk much dodgy homebrew then.
Cheapest in Lidl is luxury.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Anne Widdecombe's bedtime stories, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:10, Reply)
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or, "the least tedious pedant on /links/"
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No, they're not.
And they're very successful.

I'm not defending/endorsing them here, just saying that they're very good at marketing.

Like Dominic Cummings was, until last week.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 27 May 2020, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They moved quickly.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Anne Widdecombe's bedtime stories, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:49, Reply)
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(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 27 May 2020, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post Constitutional Peasants
Monty Python
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
One of my favourites.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Anne Widdecombe's bedtime stories, Wed 27 May 2020, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post Cali Swag I made this!
Hi there lovely people :) I've made some tunes and got stuck on what title to give this particular tune? And settled for 'Cali Swag'. Not in tribute to any Colombian cartels or that weed you can get pre-packed in tin cans but, after a block flats I used to live at called Caliban Tower. And the story of how I came to name this tune is that simple. Apart from, I was encouraged to come to this decision because one of the bars on this track is also called a 'cali swag guitar synth' an I was all like cali, tali, taliban, caliban? Then it came in a flash an i said to me-self "I'ma name this tune after me ole block of flats"! Anyway, the really cool thing for me? I've never had any musical making skill in my life and have literally just learned to get to grips with the basics on Pro logic in the past ten days. Like Neo just woke from the matrix and knows kung fu lol wtf? Anyway its not really great but also I don't think it to sad for an absolute beginner who doesn't really know what he's doing? I've made about ten tunes already and you're all welcome to click through and have listen/giggle at my expense muhaha!! Ether way tho, hope you're all having a lovely day!!
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Wed 27 May 2020, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 27 May 2020, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi

(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Wed 27 May 2020, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post TL:DR

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 27 May 2020, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you should of tried harder to hang on in there and read till the end :(

(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Wed 27 May 2020, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post should have

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan changed his sig sometime before, Wed 27 May 2020, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Go easy on them, they can’t even spell their own name.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob, Wed 27 May 2020, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit soon for the catty.
Lull them into a false sense of security first.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Anne Widdecombe's bedtime stories, Wed 27 May 2020, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay so not the greatest or smartest at spelling or grammar
but I came to share the link not for a spelling test so if your friend could put his claws away for now that would be nice.
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Wed 27 May 2020, 17:18, Reply)
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you're
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 27 May 2020, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't listen to them
You should put this on/talk though, they'll miss it if it's on this board
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 27 May 2020, 18:38, Reply)
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'til
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sonia Hands. Anya Dorhandelz, Wed 27 May 2020, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh post on talk that ole chestnut yeah
I'm sure they'll love me over there
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Wed 27 May 2020, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *hugs*
*unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 27 May 2020, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This was on my social media feed earlier this morning but never clicked on it there
I've just clicked it here tho and wish I didn't, that is indeed stomach churning to watch, its like he won't remove has knee from the mans throat just to spite the crowd, I hate these kind videos but its evidence tho and hope both of them horrible cunts get done for it!
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Wed 27 May 2020, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what happens when you resist being murdered.

(eViLegion has had enough of this bullshit, Wed 27 May 2020, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when you put poorly trained, poorly vetted members of the public into uniforms
And then give them a sense of authority.
 (Mr Penis Right Wing, not Wrong Wing, Wed 27 May 2020, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot gearing the system to let them off when they hurt BAME people.
Vaguely related
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This explains Karens:-
verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/the-difference-between-a-karen-and-a-becky-explained-1842708257
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Anne Widdecombe's bedtime stories, Wed 27 May 2020, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post DARTH KAREN
Fucking hell XD
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 27 May 2020, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post IKR
The joys of Schadenfreude, all the way through.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Anne Widdecombe's bedtime stories, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't look at that Amy Cooper cunt more than once.
If I had seen her treating that dog like that first hand, I would have fucking decked her. Absolute fucking bellend of a woman.
 (Mr Penis Right Wing, not Wrong Wing, Wed 27 May 2020, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post man, they are really tough on jaywalkers there

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may Bring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Wed 27 May 2020, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post What does the narwhal say?
Click, buzz and whistle
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:40, Reply)
This is a link post Nat's What He Reckons
Best cooking channel ever
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan changed his sig sometime before, Wed 27 May 2020, 5:56, Reply)
This is a normal post He's very....
direct?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *fans gently*
It's ok dear, it's just a video. Here sit down, HAVE A FUCKIN MACNCHEESE!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan changed his sig sometime before, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Still adding milk a bit at a time?
Cold milk, straight from the fridge, all in at once - never had it go lumpy in a plain white sauce.
I suppose the additional heat from the onions might cause problems - I'll have to try it.
Also, I'd like to see a collaboration with Kay's Cooking.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bung it in the tucker fucker"
Please can he replace Greg Wallace on Masterchef?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Wed 27 May 2020, 19:59, Reply)
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Gregg Wallace
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder a wonky, wavy wonder, Thu 28 May 2020, 2:11, Reply)
This is a link post Live at 9PM, first manned commercial space launch
SpaceX Crew Dragon.
First manned American spacecraft in almost a decade.
Launch at 9:33 PM today, 27th May. UK time.
Taking two people to the International Space Station.
Lots more info here.
(SockCooker I ♥ NHS, Wed 27 May 2020, 4:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Space!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 27 May 2020, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo!
They will not be going to space today.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrubbers!

(I helped save b3ta! brb 🍔้้้้้&#3657, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The front fell off!

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post Classic Pie NSFW
NSFW: for swears
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Tue 26 May 2020, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post eggzactly!

(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Wed 27 May 2020, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Boris never could contain his Cummings.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 May 2020, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Eton Housemaster Martin Hammond to Stanley Johnson, April 1982:
"Boris really has adopted a disgracefully cavalier attitude to his classical studies . . . Boris sometimes seems affronted when criticised for what amounts to a gross failure of responsibility (and surprised at the same time that he was not appointed Captain of the School for next half)."

"I think he honestly believes that it is churlish of us not to regard him as an exception, one who should be free of the network of obligation which binds everyone else."

tldr; narcissistic little shit and everyone knows it
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 May 2020, 12:40, Reply)
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I got goose skin from this, when get we really sort this shit out, put our phones devices down? take to the streets?
 (r3nni3, Wed 27 May 2020, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop voting for them?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Anne Widdecombe's bedtime stories, Wed 27 May 2020, 15:02, Reply)
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Waste of your time, old chap. Your true strength lies in the power of your eloquent pen.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 27 May 2020, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post YOU SIR!
It's my candle day so let me indulge myself. Big hugs to all B3tans still going and lurkers also. Stay safe and well.

15 years not wasted as I love this place.


A great tune making me happy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFPlGDKgiYc
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 26 May 2020, 21:12, Reply)
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Christ, Röyksopp. Whatever happened to them?

Also bonus points for Susanne Sundfør. Saw her opening for M83 and she was brilliant live.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 26 May 2020, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 26 May 2020, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Having someone who can sing makes a difference to that song for sure

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan changed his sig sometime before, Wed 27 May 2020, 5:33, Reply)
This is a link post Tough time never last
"I'm going to tell my kids this was Nelson Mandela"
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 26 May 2020, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post Q anon 5G Covid explainer
My brain's gone all twisty
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 26 May 2020, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 26 May 2020, 16:34, Reply)
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I am reminded of Brian May's Sitemap.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, there are certainly many words there.

(97800 was watching the back of your tits, Tue 26 May 2020, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all so clear now...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 27 May 2020, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the little batman logo bottom left
Presumably this hints at the connection between SARS-C0V-2 and Marvell Comics.
 (Hemipygous, Wed 27 May 2020, 14:05, Reply)
This is a link post I don't know what to say

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Tue 26 May 2020, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post An eloquence that brings to mind peter ustinov NSFW
nsfw swears, lots of them. came across this today. I played aussie rules footy in london for one of the opposition teams, though I think I finished up the year before this was taped, as I found whatever health benefits of playing the game delivered were undermined by the massive drinking involved after each match
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may Bring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Tue 26 May 2020, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just how Victoria Bitter drinkers sound

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan changed his sig sometime before, Tue 26 May 2020, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post VB
Victoria was a funny place to be.
 (Sherbs, Wed 27 May 2020, 22:08, Reply)
This is a link post Funny animal attacks (Ozzy Man) NSFW
NSFW as sweary from the start.
Nice little 3 minute collection of funny animal attacks.
I've posted a few by him, so won't post more after this - sub if you want, eh?
I remember those Kea (about 15 secs in). Like fat parrots. Evil bastards, always lurking near that tunnel when you visit S island New Zealand. They ate the wing mirror of my hire car.
(SockCooker I ♥ NHS, Tue 26 May 2020, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Would prefer this without the "clever" commentary.

(chompedhomas, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what SHE said

(L E T S G O, Tue 26 May 2020, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What, no wiki link?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 26 May 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Australians do think themselves funny

(garidead Cummings feel the noise, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nah, it's more that we reckon if Adam Hills can a regular gig in England they must have pretty low comedy standards

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may Bring it! And by it I mean sandwiches, Wed 27 May 2020, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Remixing Tubular Bells in the style of Phillip Glass I made this!
I messed around with different versions of that iconic Tubular Bells into to make it more definitively minimalist.

We've got the 2003 re-recording, the 1975 Orchestration, some backmasking, speed variations, and other cut-up bits.

I'm quite pleased with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 3rd level mongy, Tue 26 May 2020, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 26 May 2020, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ... and have clicked accordingly?
Not that I'm needy and hustling for internet validation, or anything. :|
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 3rd level mongy, Tue 26 May 2020, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn’t Sentinel the beginning of Tubular Bells 2, not Tubular Bells 1?
I did like that though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla has as much imagination as a caravan site, Tue 26 May 2020, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but this is Tubular Bells 2020
- Eclectic Boogaloo
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 3rd level mongy, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that and have clicked accordingly

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 27 May 2020, 13:02, Reply)

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