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This is a normal post Dear Diary
New piano arrived today, terribly loud and has seven octaves for some reason. Five octaves should be enough for anyone.
Spent two hours getting my hair ready for the Count's ball this evening, hope to see that pretty young ballerina again. With luck I can borrow a few kreuzers from the Count.
M
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possible
though his English may not have been so slick. Probably would have spent an hour or two figuring out its limitations/possibilities. Imagine listening just outside!
 (roysin, Sat 27 Jul 2024, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Hello once again people of the internet! I made this!
As an aside note, has anything happened with b3ta accounts recently? I don't appear to be able to log into my main account (Snorty McBumhole b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10167 - says the email i used doesn't exist)
(Bema Jinn, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 27 Jul 2024, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Made a tune out of 2 notes I made this!
Plus some public domain cinema for a video.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbY9OMp18lo
(Chuffley, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post It must be true; they wrote a song about it.
That dishy redneck also has one or two things to share about Vance's past.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 3:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stretching the definition of 'song' almost beyond recognition.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Unfortunately, what could have been the best political rumor since the pig has been debunked... NSFW
Republican Vice Presidential candidate J.D. Vance (if that is actually his real name) had reportedly written about his sexual encounters with a lubricant filled latex glove tucked into a sofa in his semi-autobiographical "Hillbilly Elegy."
NSFW in concept only.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Update to the story...dit-dit-dit...
www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-couch-story/
Writer, producer and editor Manny Fidel speculated that the problem with the fact-check is that all they could do is say that the false tale is not from Vance's book. They can't say whether or not it actually happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 2:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, it just sounds like a home made fleshlight.
Has privately conducted masturbation become socially unacceptable now?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll just have to return to doing it in public while shouting THE INTERNET SAID IT WAS OK, MAGNA CARTA DOES NOT APPLY

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds reasonable when couched in that way.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post a man can only be pushed sofa

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post it settees a bad example

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't matter if it's true tbh, if the mud sticks you chuck it.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Racist trousers

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 25 Jul 2024, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 Pack?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post NegTroCo

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeky Monkey.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me. I had a scroll through that bloke's Twitter and about 50 posts in, realised they had all been submitted in the same 24 hour window.
I'm guessing he's one of the work from home bunch.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 5:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "maybe a few Black faces in the decision making process"
Because every black person instinctively and immediately knows what the new code is.
Highlighting this unwitting typo definitely moves everything along. It doesn't just pointlessly reinforce everyone's views at all ("another bit of woke nonsense, you can't say anything these days!" / "you see they ARE all against us!").
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 26 Jul 2024, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post He strikes me as the type that fistpumps and gasps a "yes!" whenever he gets a chance to publicly highlight these hate crimes.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Commas matter

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would a language filter flag the Spanish word for black in the first place?
Where does that leave 485 million Spanish speakers?

I suspect this whole thing is bollocks designed to upset people. The internet, that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb so much less interesting, or funny, or intelligent, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1948 Part Two I made this!


Three hours of sounds from 1948. Where part one was jagged and cut up, this one is smoothly layered and immersive, with music from Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Duke Ellington, Dizzy Gillespie, Louis Jordan and obviously a lot more than that, including a full section of rock & roll and a section built around Hamlet and Macbeth. But no news! That went in part one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a link post The Cetacean revolution has begun.
First Orcas, now whales. No one is safe from the Deep Blue. Or a whale hit that boat by accident while it was having a feed.
 (gijoel, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 5:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whale correctly decided that it was a wack-ass boat

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or it just watched Star Trek IV.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well someone's
having a whale of a time.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a link post hmmm
does this come under the funny name heading?
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 5:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, it most certainly does.
There's a Minge Chapel which makes it even better!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 6:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been there many a time.
It is a holy place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Something about burying a lot of Dicks and Johnsons.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jul 2024, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're Merkins?
Right?
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a link post How British Are Your Teeth? 🦷🇬🇧 I made this!
This partly panders to Americans' stereotypes, & partly resists them! (see link at bottom of results screen)

I took UK dental survey data for avg no. of teeth, fillings, etc and found a mildly unsettling way to let you compare your own. Had to double-check the maths when mine came back as only v slightly worse than average, must be a lot of toothless 50-somethings dragging the numbers down
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 73% better than other old gits my age.
I very rarely go to a dentist. I'm convinced most of what they do is unnecessary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't go cos it's too expensive

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Running very rough numbers but if for argument's sake they could save $40 a month for 20 years compounding at 4% per annum
then by putting up with 'British' teeth it might be possible to save enough for a 6% downpayment on a $200k mortgage
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post By which time the property prices have gone up.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Jul 2024, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, you would have to alter the amount you were saving to take inflation into consideration
and yes, it wouldn't work if you lived somewhere that had rocketing house prices or your wage and the dental care costs didn't keep reasonable pace with other prices
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in the UK.
Housing costs usually rise faster than everything else.
Inexpensive means noone wants to live there, for good reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Jul 2024, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4% better apparently

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine are on-par with the Mouth of Hell
at Blackgang Chine.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't feel bad, I scored Shane McGowan.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 61% worse!
In my defence, meds cause bruxism so I grind my own teeth away.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dental Plan!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lisa needs braces!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 90% better than most people my age

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dentist says it's mostly the luck of the genetics
but quitting smoking when I was 30 sorted out my gum problems. The only work needed since has been a result of troublesome wisdom teeth.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a lower one that’s cracked.
Too afraid of nerve damage to get it pulled.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had both wisdom teeth out on one side
one was at an angle that meant it was impossible to clean properly and I ended up having to lose a molar as well a few years later due to that decay. The dentist was an artist though and though it took a root canal, a crown and a filling below the gumline that molar lasted ten years before having to be taken out. He was the best dentist I've ever had, fair play.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s a wisdom tooth so I’d just as soon have it out.
The top one on that side cracked in half years ago so that came out without too much bother. I worry there might not be enough left of the bottom one to grab.

But this is all academic since even private dentists seem to be thin on the ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had 3 out.
For the third one, I went to the Dental School, cos it was free. After a half hour battle the student had to give up and the professor took over. Another ten minutes later, and with the aid of his knee on my chest, it was out! I never went back.
I hope that has put your mind at rest.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends how close it is.
I had the bad nerve damage and recovered over three months.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Jul 2024, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post English Teeth! HEROES' Teeth!
allpoetry.com/poem/8503067-Teeth-by-Spike-Milligan
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 78% better
Odd, 'cos my incisors are more irregular than The Needles due to a couple of face-plants over the years.
I don't go to the dentist: Haven't you ever noticed that only people who go to the dentist have expensive problems with their gobs? Also, more often than not, the issues seem to arise from the last idiot they let fuck about with their teeth.
 (Pompey Monkey, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a link post The most awesome music video ever made.
Stop the comp. Behold the brutality of Thor.
 (gijoel, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was pretty funny till I found out the title then there was lol
It also makes me wonder if Thor can actually have a middle name.

My middle name is Hugh, I don't know if that's worse or not
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back in the 90's there was a show on Sunday nights called Cue The Music
hosted by pop impresario Mike Mansfield (who directed the worst of The Cure's music videos). Anyway the show featured a recorded concert every week, one of which was Thor, who's mid-show 'party piece' was to orally blow up the most heavy metal of things, a hot water bottle... until it exploded...well it makes a change.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a link post sorry for the double post, just read John Mayall had his amp switched off
Caught him once in the south of holland in the mid 2000s, great gig. a titan of the british blues scene
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a link post some old geezer

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buttery Biscuit Basin!

(Pompey Monkey, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Smutty Fingers NSFW
Clicked NSFW just because
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute filth.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Joker
The musical
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first one was mediocre. Not that bovvered about a sequel.

(beepeedee confused by scampi, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I completely disagree but respect your opinion
(though not enough to resist letting you know i disagree with it and that i now think you are a total spaztard for disliking one of my favourite films ever. I mean what is wrong with you? the tone was excellent, beautifully shot and acted, good pacing, cracking music and use of batman lore...i mean SERIOUSLY how can you possibly think that? Though tbf i thought de niro was miscast. all i could think was "there's robert de niro being Robert de niro. He's been in lots of films". Maybe you didn't like that so ok but "mediocre"? Maybe you want to be edgey, or someone you don't like absolutely loves the film so you can't like it, or you're a marvel fanboy. I mean I'm not taking it personally you don't like the film, i wasnt involved in the production in any way and take no credit for joaquin phoenix's performance or the script but i loved the darkness of it. Just so you know I'm quite looking forward to the sequel but never watch trailers because I'm better than you).
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was, deliberately and as stated by the director, a homage to Taxi Driver and The King of Comedy
It was nowhere near as good as those two films, and aside from Joaquin Phoenix's performance, pretty forgettable.

A solid 6/10.
 (beepeedee confused by scampi, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord you mean it isn't the first film there's ever been?!
Taxi Driver is overrated but I'll watch king of comedy once I've finished below deck.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 24 Jul 2024, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Taxi Driver 'overrated' eh?
You fucking stupid fucking cunt.
 (beepeedee confused by scampi, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fine.
Some people rabidly defend the fuck out of Taxi Driver as if any criticism aimed at the film is a direct attack (probably because they've had more than one wank over infant Jodie Foster).
There are also probably quite a few people who have never seen the film that also laud Taxi Driver as one of the greatest American movies of the 20th century because they've heard it's amazing.

At the end of the day, it's a Scorsese film, so it'd be a reach to ever call it a bad film. But, like The Joker (also by no means a bad film), it's a largely forgettable, dull as dishwasher character study.
As Character Studies go, it's undoubtedly one of the best, if not the best character study in cinema, but there are character studies out there that have made subjectively better overall movies (The Wrestler, There Will be Blood, The Whale - none of which will likely ever have the lasting acclaim that Taxi Driver has had).

It's also definitely not Scorsese's best film, and it wouldn't rank in my top 50 favourite movies. But it's fine. You'll argue that I'm wrong because sooooo many other people have nominated it as one of the greatest movies of all time, but that's because, as dyllon rightly says, it's overrated.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 7:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And sadly, the finest character study of functional PTSD ever committed to film
Is dismissed as a kid's film about a pig who flies an aeroplane.
It's a harsh and uncaring universe.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post fanfic?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a link post No Visible Means of Propulsion I made this!
Hello. Made a video about two hapless UFO podcasters who uncover a big secret...
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 23 Jul 2024, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Coked-up sharks. What could possibly go wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coooooked up, SHARKS!
(Do do doo do do do)
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Do do doo do do do
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You suck too

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only time that song has impacted my life
was when our flight was cancelled because the crew had been stopped from getting their mandatory rest by the kids entertainer at their hotel playing it by the pool for 4 hours.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The only time that song has impacted my life
was when our flight was cancelled because the crew had been stopped from getting their mandatory rest by the kids entertainer at their hotel playing it by the pool for 4 hours. Do do doo do do do
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm aware that the lyrics make that noise from seeing people comment
but I haven't heard the tune, so thankfully it means nothing to me
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaah.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's so
2023...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ducks have been observed to be affected by drugs in the waterways of Britain.
Quack cocaine.
 (beepeedee confused by scampi, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Kmac is back!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he goes away if that's his whiney output.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit dated but...
youtu.be/zG29C4skboc?si=SVbuLvzXnilv30yH
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat Law from the Thirteenth Century.
Cyfraith cathod o'r drydedd ganrif ar ddeg

Rules for how much a cat cost, breeding standards and infanticide.
Rheolau ar gyfer faint mae cath yn ei gostio, safonau bridio a babanod.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 12:16, , Reply)

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