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This is a link post Sounds made by Congos
Congoman, recorded in the Black Ark
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , who is front, who is back, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that.
One of the comments seems a bit out of place though- the answer to levitation are bees.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat is interested in knurling., Sat 16 Feb 2019, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Lee Scratch Perry claims to wear telepathic clothes, perhaps it's him commenting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha , who is front, who is back, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's lovely, I think I shall get me some of this

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan dropped his guts and scared the cat on, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 5:54, Reply)
This is a link post Fair play to this reporter
Sadly Trump is off again with his "billions and billions" crap. Completely hatstand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aLESDql1U
 (GeeFunk, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Even by Dotard Turnip's standards, that speech this morning was mumble mouthed cockery.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I questiob where the other reply went

(the porcupine from purgatory colon dee, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno what you're talking about.
There was no other reply.
I've checked with my people, good people, the best, and they all agree there was no other reply.
Sit down you lying mainstreammediaism.
 (^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that a reporter frm Playboy is asking the difficult questions.
How can Trump spin him as being part of the "Lying Mainstream Media"?
 (^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post +o
ns b
 (the porcupine from purgatory colon dee, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up or get locked up.

(^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm building a wall around myself as I type,
and don't worry - I'm paying for it.
 (the porcupine from purgatory colon dee, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post Sounds made by humans

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat is interested in knurling., Fri 15 Feb 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a link post Architect's room - 140 years later I made this!
After many years of neglect and degradation, the house of municipal architect of Lodz in years 1872–1892 will undergo a thorough renovation. This rephotograph shows his office.
(disconnected, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, the only thing nyone remembers about Lodz is the book about the Lodz Ghetto being 'evacuated'.

(^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He wasn't asking you to remember Lodz' history.
If anything, he was asking you to forget it. But thanks for bringing it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 15 Feb 2019, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought we were supposed to "Never forget"...

(^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: JUMPGRID I made this!
Fucked up my recording first time. The game was fun enough that it deserved a replay!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 20:11, Reply)
This is a link post Gabon's ailing dictator Ali Bongo Ondimba
recorded a funk album in 1977
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPYOoC076Ew
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't he marry Victoria Wood?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post Poundland Randy Rainbow

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post I don't care anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky can use the Force, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
U ok hun?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post funkeh
Happy Candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan debauchery : about the journey not the destination, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Carnevale di Viareggio 2019, God Emperor Trump
Pfffft. Papier-mâché, it's not even real gold.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Burgers for the burger god.

(Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's WAAAAY fatter than that. Why do you think his suits all fit so badly?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he likes this.
Edit : Cracking papier-mache work.
 (I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan debauchery : about the journey not the destination, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You can get a gliimpse of those painful bone spurs at 1:11
Also what do they do if it rains and he refuses to attend?
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha , who is front, who is back, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that yellow bastard is not orange enough

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post But Horus's emails

(60.115.62 No isms - keep this light, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you mean Hillorus?
And where's Warmaster Obammon?
 (^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 21:24, Reply)
This is a link post This person exists
"He's hurled racist and homophobic abuse at people, exposed himself while hanging from a tree and grabbed a woman's bottom - now he's bottled a cop"

Edit: 12 and a half years!

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/anthony-woodhead-robertson-manchester-crown-15837136
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Bell-ends turning right in Stretford, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty normal for Piccadilly Gardens

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post never trust the boss-eyed

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Brexiteer

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post There but for the grace of God go I

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is wrong with him?

(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan debauchery : about the journey not the destination, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He's poor.

(Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post So am I
That behaviour hints at something more than bloody-mindedness.
 (I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan debauchery : about the journey not the destination, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If every poor person in Manchester swung from a tree with their dicks out
we'd have an awful lot of swingy dick trees.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wank like everyone's watching.

(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan debauchery : about the journey not the destination, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
*takes tape off webcam*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher Bell-ends turning right in Stretford, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post This person does not exist
A parade of replicants

(background)
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad, but as always currently
generated people seem to have 'random slightly out of focus patch syndrome' where there are patches of the images that are slightly out of focus (mainly on the face) and these don't match up with the physical reasons that cause objects in an image to be out of focus, those being more related to distances from the lens than difficulty of generation. Instead, it is hard to generate parts, like an eye (sometimes just the one), or the junction between a jumper and a neck where the jumper is out of focus but the skin right next to it is not.

Once you see it, you will always spot the current generation of generated faces. It is like someone's child played with the pictures and had a small amount of vaseline on their fingers then their parent tried to wipe it off and only got most of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Colour from out of Space ___/___/\____, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I noticed that too

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post AIs never work the way even the people working on them think they work.
Humans have part of their sight-processing abilities hard wired; it's not all learned. Whereas 'learning' AIs often turn out to be focusing on completely unexpected factors. Like concentrating on textures rather than outlines in the visual field:
www.theregister.co.uk/2017/11/06/mit_fooling_ai/
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i used to be a (insert previous occupation here) like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

(ozof, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post teeth alignment needs some work!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I have just seen the woman I am going to marry.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah "Wang".
:D
 (^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post Bobby Ford’s Derringer with a bit of GC
If you find this NSFW, your boss is a Puritan with the bishops shepherds staff holding his back straighter than a bible’s spine.
(smellysaminAbuDhabi Smelly but not long, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post almost a ladieshome companion

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post Painting is good for you

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post they just want rooms redecorated

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post remember how close we came to having this aching simpleton in charge of it all
It could still happen of course. Mental
 (benito vaselini, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't even watch that

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post she's not even the worst they've got to offer which is quite incredible when you think about it

(benito vaselini, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post For me the most incredible thing
it that there is an open tory goal, Corbyn is being shown it, told to just kick the ball there, right there, into the goal and his team will win then everyone is walking away and being quiet so as not to disturb him, and then he is turning around 180 degrees and trying to kick the ball into his own goal. The tories are even taking the piss out of him for it.

He is as bad as anything they have.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Colour from out of Space ___/___/\____, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yes he's a hopeless tit
But he's not as bad as that tory one who spends his spare time stuffing his face with crisps and crying. Or The Longest Streak of Piss in The World, he's worse. Or Nadine Dorries
 (benito vaselini, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Not watching, just eaten.

(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan debauchery : about the journey not the destination, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yes.
otoh do we really have someone better right now? i mean, could she really do a worse job than may? how?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post after the sheep and butterfly contrbution at ag and fish, i hope not

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Although your point is utterly valid, Leadsom is even more religiously bonkers than May..
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post by being both dim and patronising at the same time
That's her usual tactic
 (benito vaselini, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that Terri is dim.
She is, however, terrified and pig-headed.

Leadsom does not need to be pig-headed, because she is genuinely too dim to understand what's going on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yes I was talking about Leadsom
May isnt dim and knows how deep the shit is we're all in and has done all along. I'd rather have someone with some awareness of that in charge on balance. Even if she doesnt have the faintest idea how to get us out of it
 (benito vaselini, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Think you are being a bit generous about TM there.
She most likely knows, but does not care, that maybe makes her worse? I don't want to set this up as competent evil vs incompetent evil as neither of them appear to have any competence at all, maybe May is skilled at somehow keeping her job, that seems to be about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "maybe May is skilled at somehow keeping her job"
From this distance (US) that does seem to be the case, but even in that I see incompetence. She's only keeping her job right now because no one else really wants it. All the no-dealers need to do to get their way is to keep disrupting the process, and there's no personal risk or cost in that. That's probably a fairly obvious analysis, I'm very much out of the loop, there's enough going on here to worry about :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha , who is front, who is back, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
About spot on
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit was always a poisoned chalice for whoever had to implement it.
My guess is that it will increase class division.
 (I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan debauchery : about the journey not the destination, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post SCUM
All of them. Andrea Leadsom married to a Hedge Fund Manager. So no inconvenience to them if we go tits up. Will be mop up time and money to be made and stashed overseas.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one feel much safer
knowing that she's raised children.
 (eViLegion could drink a whole bottle of Novichok, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh no
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Discovery Channel UK has been streaming the first 30 seconds of "Honey: How It's Made" for approx 24 hours
Still going.
Nobody seems to know why.
Edit: It was looping every 30 secs; now it's looping approx every 4 mins 43 secs.
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Honey I shrunk the stream

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hungry now

(benito vaselini, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Mainstream Beeist propaganda

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post longer than 30 sec now
does that mean it's beehiving itself?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That stung

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Seems it was 30 secs for about 16 hours. Now about 4 mins 43 secs.
 (SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Just change the channel.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he wants to stick with it

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
The bees are actually flat. It's just a fisheye lens. Bees can't fly, it's CGI. You can see the honeycomb waving. Honey always finds its level.
 (SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this incident
www.irishtimes.com/business/media-and-marketing/rt%C3%A9-infuriated-after-prime-time-technical-glitch-1.1712066
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post as its the discovery channel and without looking it up, can anyone guess what programme was supposed to be on next
Lesser known railway journeys: Peru?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sharks probably

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume this is designed to wake a sleeper agent
or such.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo (1 like), Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post In their hexagonal cells?
Maybe Discovery are buying BuzzFeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post Will Britain be first to build a really useful quantum computer? I made this!
Stupid Qubit - Quantum Computing for the Clueless, episode 2

A Brexit special* of sorts - where we investigate Britain's ion-trapping quantum computing efforts with the help of three of the UK's top physicists, two of whom are German.

Plus:
-Why does Microsoft want to tie knots in spacetime?
-Adiabatic award
-Quantum News
-Quantum Questions
-QUBIT GIVEAWAY!

Link points to 'visually enhanced' YouTube version for those who like their podcasts with trippy sound-reactive graphics and annoying scrolling captions. Everyone else visit https://stupidqubit.com or subscribe via your preferred podcast portal (probably from tomorrow).

*as in 'special needs'
(merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post was it a Quddly Soft-toy Qubit?
Will the first game ported to a quantum computer be Q*bert?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Badoom-tish!
See vid endframe - Quthbert the Qubit on a Q*Bert board. And no, it's not a Quddly Quthbert. :)

(p.s. Disappointingly, the first quantum game was Battleships.)
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe all the targets will appear to be innocent merchantmen and you're actually playing Q ships

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been waiting ages for this you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Eloquently put

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cos it TAKES ages, jizzwit
Hope it was worth the wait
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2019, 6:40, Reply)
This is a link post This Guy is campaigning to get a statue of Eazy-E put up in Newhaven, for reasons
"The rapper has no links to Newhaven and, while they have yet to formally respond to Stevens, the council said they have “no idea who Eazy-E is.”
Deputy mayor Graham Amy added: “I’ve lived all of my life in Newhaven and I’ve never heard of him, not a clue. I’m 72 years old and more of a Beatles fan than anything. If I had my way I would have statues to them around the town.” Stevens responded by saying The Beatles “suck”."
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me. That's barrel-scraping journalism, even for the NME.

(Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He's right.
The Beatles suck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post GOATYOGA
No, it's not a heavy metal band.
Also, that lads got the right idea
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 seconds was enough to realise that I have no interest in watching any more.
If I want to see a goat being suspended by two wooden planks then I would just watch a heavy metal band.
 (Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a shame
If you'd made it to about 1:30 then you could have experienced the horrible overlapping music tracks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, darn.

(Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Valentines Day
Must be one of you guys, surely?
 (GeeFunk, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think the line was crossed there
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely, the wife's acting is fucking atrocious.

(Mr Penis Cry Haddock and let slip the Cods of war, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan debauchery : about the journey not the destination, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The baby's side eye glance was good.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post best supporting actor

(ozof, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That print on the doormat and her sweatshirt say it all really.
Edit: just found that this is from a channel with the same couple doing all kinds of scripted pranks. What a pity...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:05, Reply)

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