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This is a link post No more Fucking in 2021
Amusingly named village in Austria has finally got fed up with Fucking

Fugging hell: tired of mockery, Austrian village changes name


(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Music for our times
Made by one of the fruits of my loins.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post YOU WANSUM?!!


(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice and punchy
but having travelled along the Birmingham to Euston line for many years, stopping regularly at Harrow & Wealdstone, I've always wondered where or what Wealdstone is.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wealdstone's not really of this dimension.
It's so much more than a place.
It's a way of life.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:01, Reply)
This is a link post keep punching those cones, mate


(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet as
That made me laugh a lot like him, thanks.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m sorry, I don’t speak Strayan.
Can anyone translate?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks, I did chuckle at the link, it also mentioned:

Take a Trump
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a wake and baker
And I guess I'm correct:

"Outback Bazza
To smoke marijuana from a bong, with the name coming from the use of a cone piece in the pipe of the bong. Punching a cone is to pull the entire cone in one hit. Cones just in general refers to smoking marijuana.

Example: (on the phone) If you want to come around later on we can watch Superbad and punch some cones."
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent example of the national barnet.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Sweetlegs - Limonchillin' I made this!
Rap about the best drink

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Brother Jack McDuff Quartet
Watch for the chicken break :-D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
*clicks fingers*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
*taps feet*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
*dislocates shoulder*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *spills drink on first date's lap*

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *licks drink up*

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post How Star Trek ships really work

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Certifiably mad.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Believe it or not, this is a reference
Here's the original, a video that has had a disproportionate cultural impact.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Delightful.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
arf

ta EJD

edit...if like me you thought there was only one link, there's actually one for each word. I didn't see the Spider-Man OR the game one initially
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ah there it is
thanks for saving me the trouble of trying to figure out the search terms
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! I'd seen these at various times, but assumed the halo one was the original!

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:14, Reply)
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The OP is probably the best thing I've seen on the interwebs for 2 decades, but thank you for the original....

What a wonderful Thursday evening.

And in the spirit of everything being wonderful, Happy Thanksgiving to all our Left-Pondian cousins.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a link post the MTV of commercials and forgotten television moments
tons of wacky content mainly from the 80s mostly american...there is a schedule tab; take a look see if anything interests you. good bedtime eye shutting, but not boring media!

EXP TV is a live tv channel broadcasting an endless stream of obscure media and video ephemera


(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 6:52, Reply)
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I cannot thank you enough for this link.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is not unlike what Sumo TV was before it went tits up.
Nice find.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This is rather brilliant, thank you!

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post SIMPLY THE BEST!
Nice one!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Clickedy click
I'll be projecting this at our mahhoosive house party on New Years. Suitable graphics for the whole two of us to get mashed and drink port and eat crisps quietly too.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This is so good I'm commenting twice to mention how good it is, in this, my second comment on the subject of how good this is.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great thank you

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I am going one-up on brb by posting two replies in a row
Jesus Christ this is fucking amazing!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post BOLLYWEIRD!!!
that stuff had me mesmerized & giggling the entire time!!

ENJOY!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Productas Lactos especial!


how awesome ! :+-)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Nice partridge moment


(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 6:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Just perfect.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fuuuuuck...
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Did Chris Morris write this?

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Even the voice
Even the voice is perfect.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post We normally have three clocks on the wall, there.
Telling the time in London, Paris and Dublin. Which is the same as London, but I do think sometimes you need to be reminded of that.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused
Am I supposed to hate BT Boxing because they had a white presenter for a piece on BHM? OR am I supposed to hate the critics for presupposing that the best placed presenter to discuss BHM is only qualified due to the colour of his skin?

Which aspect of toxic identity politics am I supposed to be in favour of?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:00, Reply)
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Listen to the voice you tediuos cunt
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 'presupposing'
It's some cunt off talksport, not Maya Angelou
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't listen to talksport,
but his report could have been a heartfelt work of woke brilliance for all we know.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The later

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound confused

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's very funny, so you're supposed to laugh.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Maradona is dead. To honour him, here is a drunk squirrel

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 21:49, Reply)
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If you truly wanted to honour him, that squirrel would be coked off its tits.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post look at the eyes

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't resist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aZ2bdnG97A
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post But squirrels don't have ti...
...oh, wait. This is B3ta.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound a bit jealous of his incredible life Andy

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 10:44, Reply)
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The squirrel? Yes, I'd love to be smashed off my face right now. Certainly sounds better than dealing with all this shit.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Many are the times I've been tempted to put winemaking waste out for the bird/squirrels/sheep.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post Chas and Dog have exciting new release details. I made this!
(People have recently accused Doginko of using Chasbo as a prop. Chasbo has stated for the record, that he has propped up Dog as a constant source of companionship, entertainment, food and shelter, but, it was, and this is the important bit, consensual)

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post D-Operation Drop - Natty coil

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, cheers

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:55, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Maradona
Only 60 - that's no age to die
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't do drugs, kids.

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post or Booze

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54907487
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post His hand is now with God
Not sure about the rest of him.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, heart attack as I thought.
Coke, booze and obesity are very rough on the heart.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:09, Reply)
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Never liked her music anyway.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post People forget how eloquent he was.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6AY0tQPKFs
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bagpipes + Red Hot Chili Peppers is some kind of hellish venn diagram for me
sorry
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't suggesting anybody should actually listen to bagpipes.
Have a nice Japanese Sakura app instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xut_LJJj52s
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, lovely ta

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something put a sock in it/on it.
There's a heroin pun to be made too. Work with that.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Or just subvert the attention
Strap on a Cumberland sausage and watch the reaction.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a lorne sausage would get more of a reaction...

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fear mostly

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post jock strap, shirley?

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would there be a pun about heroin to be made?
Is it because he's Scottish, so you reached for a lazy stereotype?

Don't you think that's exactly the type of prejudice that you spend most of your time on b3ta tediously whining about?
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:31, Reply)
This is a link post Getting the corvids to recycle for us
Terrifyingly smart birds will gather and exchange bottle caps and pop cans for treats.

Yes, the video is recycled glass cock, but it's worth another outing - and here's the full blurb and maker details:
www.thingiverse.com/thing:4601125

Ticks my engineering and beardy hippy boxes both!

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The greatest trick the Australian magpie ever pulled
was convincing the world it was a corvid.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Beg pardon, didn't spot it was a Ozzie.
Still, other experiments with the same tech have been done with real corvids in Japan. Those tengu know their stuff.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, that not an australian magpie
to be honest, I wouldn't expect to see too many Australian magpies in a Göteborg backyard, where this was filmed. What you have there is is a Eurasian Magpie, (Pika Pika) which though having broadly similar feather colouring, is a different species, genus, and indeed, family of birds.
Australian maggies are bigger, have evil red eyes, and delight in raking the eyes of passing cyclists with their talons
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post My apologies, I clicked the link and saw a NZ domain listed.
It does bear a passing resemblance to the flying demon that raked my helmet in Akaroa once when I was cycling, though.

I think you'll find the Eurasian Magpie's binomial name is Pica pica though.

lol helmet
(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:29, Reply)
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they won't be laughing when the birds start attacking people that are carrying bottles for their bottle caps
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't there a vaccine on the way?

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 4:16, Reply)
This is a link post I've heard this bloke on NPR a few time, I quit like his pieces and reports
not the host of course, who i reckon might struggle without Trump gifting him joke fodder almost daily

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing that most pisses me,
off about Seth Meyers is, the weird delivery where, he frequently runs out of breath while, talking in long sentences.

That and his shit eating grin and his show's terrible theme music.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:03, Reply)
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i don't mind Seth. it was really interesting to watch the American hosts like Seth and Colbert during the lockdown. To start with they completely floundered without a laughing studio audience. the comedy didn't work, but hats off to them, they turned it around and became quite comfortable with the lack of captive audience. All that and constantly berating the orange shitgibbon, I think they do a pretty good job.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I just subscribe to the "A Closer Look" bit
but yep, like you said
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A Closer Look is the most bearable thing.
Without it, he's just a lesser late night Jimmie.

I think all the late night shows have benefited from a lack of studio audience. Less whooping, less embarrassing showboating, less bullshit and more focus on better writing and quality interviews.

Though of course for every worthy political pundit there are still 2 dozen celebrity cunt fawning sessions to skip through.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post I wanna be sedated
when I get to be their age too
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The original was released in 1978
when they were all probably in their mid- to late-30s and well into the Ramones.

Horrifying to think that chronologically we are now further from Punk than Punk was from the end of the second world war.

And, all those 60s swingers and free lovers are now well into their 80s.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that's depressing

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post They once made
Coldplay good.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post Danish 'We can do well'


(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll keeping fucking dead minks though
ping p
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Before farting and disappearing under the surface again.

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm lichen that

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter!
Presumably you mean "Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug"?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:56, Reply)
This is a link post Er, I don't think that's how you do a mic drop.


(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a strange video.

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Kudos to the security guard for calling her out on her bullshit.

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the nasty man disagree with you?
Awww. Diddums.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like Anne Frank having to isolate in hidden rooms
and take drum lessons on Zoom
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this is very much like what happened to Sophie Scholl
Without the guillotine. Or the dignity
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post very satisfying

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:09, Reply)
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"I will never give up", a moment later, storms off in a huff.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha "your brain is in a loop"

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post When toxic masculinity and Karens collide....

(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looked more like a collision between self important fantasy and a dose of reality.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m unclear where you’re seeing the toxic masculinity here.
Not really seeing the Karenness either tbh.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Would the radical dudebro have felt equally entitled to interrupt another radical dudebro's speech?
Are you not seeing the part where she's giving a speech at a rally against Covid sanctions?
I'm just trolling, honestly. It's quite easy to apply these triggering buzz words to literally any situation.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 20:29, Reply)

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