(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 19:03,
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brilliant!
(simbosanis too tired, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:19,
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I take no responsibility for whatever else you might find in my YT history.
I refuse to believe that it’s purely coincidental that i was watching this very video last night.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:19,
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I often find that videos pushed to me end up on /links Google can suck my big throbbing 3.0 TDI
(Pompey Monkey, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 23:48,
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Scooby Doo vs Sonic Youth - Drool Thing by Scooby YouthI made this!
Inspired by b3ta legend Happy Toast's recent reconstruction of Raymond Pettibon's iconic album cover (used with kind permission), here's Scooby Youth's major label debut for Gruffen Records, Drool Thing.
Fear of a canine planet...
Try playing the spoken word section alongside the original Kool Thing for bonus lols.
[TRIGGER WARNING: contains mild innuendo and scooby snacks]
Lyrics over lyrics.... :/
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 17:56,
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A bit like...
...Into The Groovey by Ciccone Youth.
(Jamie165, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 18:24,
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Maybe you're not familiar with the original song
I replaced the entirety of the verbal exchange between Kim Gordon and Chuck D with Scooby Doo dialogue. If you want to hear what both sets of lyrics sound like together, then click on the link below.
(blokeymcblokeface, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 19:26,
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I know the original song fairly well
as my embarrassing teenage grunge cover band played it back in the day. I don't need to hear any more of this, thanks.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 19:53,
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Similar...
Although in my case, the embarrassing teenage grunge band covered Dirty Boots.
(blokeymcblokeface, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 18:15,
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PS. I took out the original Kim Gordon/Chuck D lyrics
from the spoken word section and replaced them with alternative lyrics from Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Daphne and Velma.
Here's a version that shows what those lyrics sound like together...
What a terrible din.
(Varmint, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:15,
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Can you do one with God Save the King and My Country, 'tis of Thee?
I've always thought they go together very well.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:29,
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Don't lose heart
This didn't work, for the reasons given above but the rhythms of the two synced well so you obviously tried and something else might.
It's better to lead from what sounds good in your mind's ear than anything predicated on some visual or verbal joke. The songs themselves don't care that you want them to fit together.
Also, don't overdo repetition of phrases; that gets old very quickly. Try to keep the novelty of it alive all the way through, and remember - above all - you're never going to get any money out of it, so the effort-to-reward ratio will depend wholly on how fun it is to hear the two together.
And if that doesn't work he should delete his account and kill himself, right?
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 17:43,
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That skips the manifesto and spree killing stages
but otherwise yeah.
(David Sylvanian, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 1:28,
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Thanks
That's really thoughtful. I'm an old git with too much time on his hands, so the only real barometer for whether something's worth doing is whether I enjoy it, and I had a real blast making this. I'm fairly new to this mixology malarkey so I'm learning as I go. I appreciate all the feedback.
(blokeymcblokeface, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 18:20,
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And that Stayin' in Black mash-up is GOLD
Thanks for sharing!
(blokeymcblokeface, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 18:24,
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Knowing Cage, it's either totally fantastic, or completely terrible. I'm hoping the former.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 15:17,
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Two versions on Prime - you can switch between the B&W and Colour version at any time you like.
Will watch it soon. I'm thinking first run in B&W only though.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 16:42,
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you can do that with any program if you have a colour setting on the telly
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 11:09,
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hur hur
Actually not the same result.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 11:11,
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That depends
on whether they filmed it in black and white, or just turned down the colour after filming (exactly like turning down the colour on your TV).
(NiceButDimit wasn't me, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 14:25,
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Shot for Film Noir, which changes how scenes are lit vs shooting for normal colour.
It wasn't even going to be colour originally. It was adapted to fit both after things kicked off. This is why the colour version looks a little odd. There are some crazy colours in there though from what I've seen, so probably worth a watch in both.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 16:05,
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The B&W seems well shot and lit, as Noir should be
Not like a colour film with the colour turned off.
Halfway through the episode I stopped even noticing it was not in colour
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 16:46,
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Yeah I am finishing some other things before I watch it.
Definitely B&W first.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 20:21,
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The lighting is half-way there
It's like they're trying a bit too hard though.
(Pompey Monkey, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 22:23,
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They probably
have a Noir effect on their effects package, rather than filming on the same film as existed in the 1930's.
You are probably noticing the Noir uncanny valley...
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:02,
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Watched the first episode last night
It's decent.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 17:16,
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Its one of the few things that have piqued my interest of late
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 23:38,
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Just watched the first episode myself
I am hopeful for the rest of the season on the back of it.
Glad he pretends to be a sexy cat in one scene at some point in the season, at least according to the trailer...
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 16:29,
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An immersive sound collage of 1951 with clips from films, radio, television and a huge variety of fantastic music, nearly three hours and free to stream, this is A Good One!
(Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:19,
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Fallout vibes are strong
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 10:58,
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People say this a lot, never played Fallout though, maybe should give it a try
(Zuowan, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 12:46,
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New Vegas is great
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 20:21,
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...but start with Fallout 3 GOTY
(ozof, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 5:45,
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I usually find these kinds of lawsuits to be petty, but:
'The company, which is suing Wiley for a “nominal” $1 in damages plus legal fees, said that it took action after Wiley filed a trademark application in September to use the brand Pattie Gonia to sell clothing'
I mean, fair enough.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 7:45,
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Have you been following the whole Fender shitshow?
This is a bloody long video, but it's less some incensed music youtuber saying they're going to burn their Strat than a good legal explainer of the in's and out's and how weak their position is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUIRZz5BbUY
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 8:20,
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I'm aware of it, but haven't been following it that closely.
I'd call myself an ex-musician, but I just don't find the whole thing that interesting. From what I gather, Fender are issuing Cease and Desist letters to manufacturers/retailers of Strat clones warning that they'll face legal action if they don't stop supplying these clones. Like, technically Fender do hold copyright to the Stratocaster design until 2061 or thereabouts, but the decision to start trying to enforce that copyright now, after 70 years of off-branded Strats seems absolutely absurd.
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:01,
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I only found at mine wasn't a genuine strat when I took it into the shop for repair
He said if I looked closely I'd notice the pickguard didn't look like it had original Fender gauge 3/8" screws, which was often a tell tale sign there's been some after-market modification or use of non-genuine parts, and that where normally you'd see the three '61 vintage Fat Pick-ups with the Fender .295 Series Super Bullet Strings over them, instead there were four big plastic buttons that lit up when you pressed them
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 13:26,
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lol
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 3:18,
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you're probably right
but where am I going to get my goretex assless chaps now?
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:45,
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On the subject of LGBT folks, and it being pride month and all,
I watched What it Feels Like for a Girl on the iPlayer last week.
Fucking brilliant. Basically a gay, slightly lighter This is England. Loved it.
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:08,
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I wonder when they're going to be ready to make the transition
from gay pride to gay it's no big deal month
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 1:36,
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And how on earth is that meant to help fuel societal division?
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 5:52,
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i was more wondering when we we're going to reach a point where everyone is so chill that it becomes unnecessary
but good to see watching that series hasn't made you any less reactionary
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 1:36,
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(Covid69Boris variant., Sun 31 May 2026, 21:51,
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good stuff
I was listening to some podcast the other day that said there now less than 14 ventriloquists performing in Britain these days
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 2:30,
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Ress than 14 ventriloquists kerforming in Gritain?
That's terrigle.
(Shizzling, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 10:36,
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Amazing to be able to type that without using your fingers
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:11,
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sorry shizzling
I thought your post was coming from over here
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:47,
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Of course..
"a lot of ventriloquists simply grow beards and keep away from the most difficult six letters as best they can" -- Ken Campbell
(Shizzling, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 9:37,
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[edit: sorry, was a bit on the large side, now more flaccid]
(CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 31 May 2026, 18:20,
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Bigger!
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 31 May 2026, 19:33,
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I don't get why these people post such tiny images.
It's 2026, we all have multiple Mbit at least, some Gbit!
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 31 May 2026, 20:30,
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But I only have a 4K screen!
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:37,
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*squints*
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 31 May 2026, 20:10,
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Sarlacc pit coming on a treat
(OctoI ruin everything., Sun 31 May 2026, 20:48,
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Needs massive fingers either side
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sun 31 May 2026, 21:41,
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Excellent.
I'm sure this will put Musk back on schedule to land people on Mars 2 years ago and fly people around the moon 8 years ago.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 0:25,
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Fake, no ring
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 2:34,
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A dead puffin cam would be a bit dark
But niche
(simbosanis too tired, Sun 31 May 2026, 13:30,
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brb
Just bidding on a webcam and a taxidermy puffin…
(LP, Sun 31 May 2026, 15:43,
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Buy a variety of them
Odd thought, do you now get live or recorded life models? Do the Toulouse-Lautrecs of today stay at home, sketchbook in hand with a glass of absinthe nearby and babestation on the tv?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 31 May 2026, 17:40,
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For years now, I've been trying to work out why I seem to be the only one here who thinks this bloke is a talentless shob.
I've never said anything before - because "If you don't like it, don't say anything, ", and I agree with that, but what do people see in this?
(BootI want to know what you meant, Sat 30 May 2026, 23:43,
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I'm as British as one can get, so it's at least not /entirely/ that.
I suppose it is a bit pythonesque, in its way.
Oh well - I'll go back to sticking to the rules and keep my distaste hidden :-)
(BootI want to know what you meant, Sun 31 May 2026, 6:53,
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i think the first one i saw was funny
- but then he just repeated the same wibble hatstand lobster
(Invisible Wizard- 13th Level Scrote, Sun 31 May 2026, 7:45,
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Yeah
I don’t see it either.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sun 31 May 2026, 7:53,
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Don't worry, you are not the only one
I find it as funny as laughing at someone who has a mental disability.
Still, some people like it, and at least it isn't AI...
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sun 31 May 2026, 9:19,
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I wouldn't call him talentless, he seems inventive and quite committed to the bit
for me it was more I liked the first one someone posted. I like oddness and wierdness, but I prefer when it's authentic rather than deliberate, at least for repeated viewings
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 31 May 2026, 13:52,
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I think it's lovely that someone can have such commitment to a thing that they enjoy, that's not hurting anyone else and that make others laugh
He's clearly not talentless, the retro stylings and effects are well researched at least. I'm reckon in years to come he will be regarded by some cool kids on whatever replaces tiktok as one of the great performance artists, or they'll be confused and think it's just 70s tv.
(HappyToastGroat froth, Sun 31 May 2026, 16:29,
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Sure. I don’t expect people to stop liking it
I’m rather gratified to discover that it’s not just me who finds it hard to like though.
As to what future generations will make of it though, that assumes that The Algorithm will show it to them, and not some AI rage bait because engagement.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sun 31 May 2026, 22:44,
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I would probably think so too…
… if I’d ever watched it.
(jonbobloves you, Sun 31 May 2026, 18:47,
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Fear not. It’s not funny in the slightest.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Sun 31 May 2026, 20:14,
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I absolutely hate him and his schtick.
(Varmint, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:41,
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I'm late to the party as usual but
I concur. I liken him to Harry Hill, another "visual" comedian who simply does not float my boat so I no longer watch them.
(TBLI posted this on, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 18:19,
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After watching a few of his vids I don't feel the need to watch more
I kinda know what to expect. I guess that means he is samey.
I think he's very clever and it's a good schtick but been there seen it
(simbosanis too tired, Sun 31 May 2026, 15:08,
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I've had almost the inverse experience...
My first impression was that he's a complete ripoff of a Reeves & Mortimer sketch or background character, but his persistence has worked on me.
I don't need to see every one of his films but the ones that are worth watching from start to finish more than justify the more disposable offerings, imho.
It's a very niche kind of satire and I'm very happy to see it on b3ta.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 31 May 2026, 15:35,
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Not my thing
for various reasons, some of which are already mentioned...but I did dismiss it perhaps unfairly quickly but having read the above, I'm not hating myself quite as much
(unclepills, Sun 31 May 2026, 16:13,
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Cannot deal with Helen Lewis, sorry.
(Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 12:53,
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She's not in any of the vids that I can see.
But I do I think she's alright, especially with her US analysis
(unclepills, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:16,
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I could list the reasons I can't stand her, but instead I'll share the worst tweet of all time
(Zuowan, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:57,
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Strategically place the directing arrows in order to get the coloured balls in their respective bins. Top spot for fastest solve and/or optimal solve
(Kevin Doyle, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:42,
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I feel like there's a decent puzzle in there, but I don't understand what all the things do, and the lack of adequate instructions isn't making me want to keep trying it.
Edit: Got the hang of what all the bits do. The double sideways arrow is especially confusing, but once figured out it makes crossing the streams much easier.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 May 2026, 15:13,
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I clicked, I received no instructions so I clicked 'back to home'
where I received no instructions so I clicked back to the game, which told me my timed attempt was 'done', so I wrote this message here warning others not to bother with whatever the fuck this shit is.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 30 May 2026, 15:22,
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Ignore the grumpy funsponges
I enjoyed it once I’d given it a chance.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 30 May 2026, 16:02,
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Unfriendly enough to remind me of childhood computer games
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 30 May 2026, 19:24,
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I don't even get the arrow icons above the board! :-( I like me a good logic puzzle game
(BootI want to know what you meant, Sat 30 May 2026, 23:40,
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Any room can be improved by adding creepy dolls.
(annexia, Fri 29 May 2026, 22:10,
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A truth has been spoken.
I think the liturgical vestment at the top of the stairs is a nice flourish
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 30 May 2026, 0:03,
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So it's a brothel?
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sat 30 May 2026, 6:34,
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They missed this room
(simbosanis too tired, Sat 30 May 2026, 6:10,
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What the fuck is that in the mirror above the fireplace in pic 10?
(tinglto4 sheets to the wind, Sat 30 May 2026, 15:20,
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My partner would have loved this place for the antiques.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 30 May 2026, 17:43,
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Looks like Steptoe & Son
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:41,
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Look-In Star Portrait ChallengeI made this!
Can you tell which stars of yesteryear the readers of Look-In had attempted to draw? Probably yes, as it's quite an easy challenge.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 29 May 2026, 9:39,
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some actual quality pics in that bunch
(pissand shit, Fri 29 May 2026, 11:13,
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MONKEON FOR PRESIDENT
(rob, Fri 29 May 2026, 19:54,
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superb
Especially George Beadle
(HappyToastGroat froth, Sat 30 May 2026, 14:50,
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The someone else option makes it much trickier
along with having fuck all memory of who half these people are.
(goatthinks you're shit, Sat 30 May 2026, 18:44,
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Don't stop dancing
Just keep raving - better than 2nd life
(BootI want to know what you meant, Fri 29 May 2026, 7:34,
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That’s silly
I like it
(LP, Fri 29 May 2026, 14:18,
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Ah, I thought it was too good to not be GC
GC said no when I was submitting though.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 29 May 2026, 12:04,
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It's all good....the replies to it opened up more for me ...hence etc etc
Pip PIp!
(unclepills, Fri 29 May 2026, 14:21,
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