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This is a link post Lets Get Brutal!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 10:13, Reply)
This is a link post This is rather entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 9:12, Reply)
This is a link post The Lord of All Future Space & Time
A Dust sci-fi short.
I have been dipping into into the Dust channel for a few years. There were some notable good films ("FTL" is worth a watch), but a lot of it was where most of the effort seemed to be into the visual effects instead of the narrative and acting, and I lost interest.
This time-travel movie shows that some film-makers actually sat at the front in film school.
(Pompey Monkey, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Steampunky games console
Very Victorian Video Console.
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 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 22 Jan 2026, 21:45, Reply)
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TI guess that the inspiration comes from Terry Gilliam doing that in "Brazil".
Very cool.
 (Pompey Monkey, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post Amazon driver nicks a bloke's cat
The owners of a cat which was reported to have been stolen by a delivery driver have said they are "delighted and relieved" that she has been returned safely.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 13:10, Reply)
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ADAC

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0q44gkynldo
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS 'Ill cat'
What cat isn't ill with either kidney failure, food allergy, or some other sign that we have bred them to a state where they just suffer in agony until we decide they should be killed by a vet?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of cats aren't that inbred, although it can happen naturally.
The famous Manx cats have short tails because of spina bifida.
I agree when it comes to certain pedigree ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Manx cats are inbred
- naturally inbred sure, but still inbred
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 7:03, Reply)
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None of my cats over the last forty years. Do you live in Chernobyl or something?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post Performed before a dead audience.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a sitcom performed by survivors of a nuclear apocalypse.
It has to go out every week, the morale of the nation hangs by this thread of continuity. This is the only studio still fit for broadcast, we were lucky the sets were still in place.

Sorry about the audience, they didn't make it and we don't want to risk moving them.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Alfred Hitchcock is not buried in a traditional grave; he was cremated, and his ashes were scattered into the Pacific Ocean
And here I was hoping we could dig him up and have him as an undead director for that sitcom.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 20:18, Reply)
This is a link post Trump is a Lunatic.
All Trump's saber rattling is about as colonial as it gets, his jackboots have even imprisoned Native American Indians, Ogalala Sioux, or Lakota, because they have an accent.

Here Psychologist Dr John Gartner lays out the signs and symptoms he sees of “dementia and malignant narcissism” in Donald Trump, and compares him to Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Thu 22 Jan 2026, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Pftt. Everyone has compared him to Hitler.
Even the vice president.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 2:24, Reply)
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"sabre" you fucking Yank
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 22 Jan 2026, 5:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I'm necessarily defending God Emperor Trump,
but I suspect that a channel named 'The Trump Report' probably isn't going to have formed the most balanced, objective take on things.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The channel is run by The Times.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember there's a bit of a to-do going on between Trumpypants and Murdoch

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's inevitable though
Only one person can rule the world at a time...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not so sure, isn't it a secret cabal?
youtu.be/tzhrynuOXUU?si=-G5_LiNMeQ10a-Fx&t=121
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have thought by now that if there were a secret cabal or shadow elite they'd have bothered to step in, assuming it suited them.
More likely the work of The Inebriati.

Correction, in respect of their ages, the Incontinentnappi
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they should fight.
Two old men wearing nappies slapping each other in a ring, televised for cash.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a difficult wank...

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Fox “News” telling the truth about him yet?
No, I didn’t think so.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post fork found in kitchen

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hitler actually had an ideology
even if the things he believed were stupid and evil. Trump is more like Berlusconi.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Berlusconi had a better lair, the underground speedboat access was quite nifty.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay but how big was his ballroom?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Good question! Sadly I'm not sure there was one and I think a court case might have pulled the photos.
LBJ discussed his ballroom with his tailor, "down where my nuts hang".
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ~BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP~

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post Nothing Good Ever Came From This I made this!
Video for a song from our forthcoming second album.

Had a lot of fun filming this!
(Bocboy, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 17:33, Reply)
This is a link post Ronseal NSFW

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This is a normal post "È questo il fiore del partigiano"
"La raison tonne en son cratère" : thanks for posting !
 (Seumas MacPadraig, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 4:55, Reply)
This is a link post Delivery becomes silent comedy film.
Short featuring cat and van.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post CAC
Very entertaining though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That cat seems to move unnaturally fast
is it fake?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole thing seems sped up a bit
- but yeah, I've become an AI cynic / skeptic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope not, I did notice it was faster than normal.
Assumed it was to give it the 'silent film' effect.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, that reminded me of 'The cat came back'

(Sherbs, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Now there’s a blast from the past
I’ve not seen that in about 30 years, but I’m instantly singing it
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 19:26, Reply)
This is a link post A beautiful Freudian slip describing the Reform party
Or maybe a case of plausible deniability?
(not much point in watching past the first 5 seconds IMO)
(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 16:11, Reply)
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I mean the thumbnail kind of gives it away
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post M DESCRIBED AS A POSIRY TORIES
No wonder James Bond never trusted her.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely up there with the Jeremy Cunt incident.
They said his name carefully after that.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming you're referring to the James Naughtie incident
I've heard at least two others, but it turns out there are quite a few more!
www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4gy9s2/all_the_people_who_have_accidentally/
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 6:28, Reply)
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When I hear them all together, I suspect shenanigans.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 1:40, Reply)
This is a link post Ai,Ai!

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(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 2:05, Reply)
This is a link post Learn about castles
Harry Hill's new show with special guest, Stewart Lee.
I found it rather charming.
(Pompey Monkey, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh... I would like to watch it but I can only tolerate so much smug

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 9:15, Reply)
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You do realise that Lee's character on stage is just that, a character, right?
 (Pompey Monkey, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post no
He is a snug cunt mugging for the camera at live shows. He is so utterly convinced of his genius
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 23:12, Reply)
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Hairy muff
 (Pompey Monkey, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post How you know my stripper name

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 4:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this
I only managed to get out twice last year, once to see Harry and the other to see Stewart so it was good to see them both at the same time talking and laughing together the way god intended. If there is a god, this is what he would have wanted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That was brilliant.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Always have time for HH...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great!
Really enjoyed this. His fluff collection made me think of Howard Moon’s elbow patches—maybe a Boosh Easter egg? Either way, genuinely funny stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post Designing an Egg Cup for a One-In-A-Billion Egg (Before It Rotted) I made this!
Found a potter to design what I believe to be the world's first spherical egg cup, but unfortunately the egg began to stink (as it's been part boiled), so I've also found a spherical egg preservation expert.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear
you can soften a normal egg shell in vinegar. I expect you can make them round like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 15:48, Reply)
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Think that would be cheating
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I do not represent an international standards body responsible for regulating that sort of thing but I'd imagine it's probably fine.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:45, Reply)
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If there was one it would likely have eggsacting standards.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical ova-regulation.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Some conspiracists think this is just a cover story, cloaka ing their real intentions

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They must be yolking!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a hardboiled plot hatched up by clerical spherical eggstremists, the entire organisation is just a shell.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The ole 'Panorama' voice. Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a rounding error.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Chips ahoy!

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Were they wavy chips?

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll have to wait and see

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 8:27, Reply)
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yes!
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The chips are down

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:44, Reply)
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Daddy or flotsam?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They need to clean it up quickly
before it gets battered by storms
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Jan 2026, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post When the chips go down, you'd better be ready.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jan 2026, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Gotta steal 'em all
Which one of you nerds, etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You can fit more wealth into a bag with Pokemon than if you stole money
so rather efficient. Maybe we should be looking at engineers.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They will just get shy, or start acting up all weird

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE AUTISTS ALONE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of my best friends are autisms

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Autons more like

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 7:07, Reply)
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What a waste of everyone's fucking time
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 17 Jan 2026, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post People do little things to try to resist in little ways when their gov goes full fascist
It makes them feel better.
I don't blame them. It's a much bigger scarier step to go out in the woods and turn Maquis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
All this shit because of a disordered old man and the greedy fascist-like people around him.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a moronic Nazi cunt could disapprove of this.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post Greg the Sorcerer - Destroyer of Virtual Worlds

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This is carefully calibrated cruelty.
Greg is such a bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 20:31, Reply)
This is a link post Fake or news? I made this!
Every Wednesday I run a live software development podcast and we have a new section where we take tech news headlines and discuss if they are real or made up. You can also play along now.
fake or news
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 12:08, Reply)
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Imgur is fucked btw
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's what your picture looks like in the UK:

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The link seems to work though

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Tried to check out if it looked ok in Europe but I'm just not close enough
Click for bigger (45 kb)
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Biggar!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post As you wish
Biggar
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 Jan 2026, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post How about
Bigger Biggar?


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