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This is a link post Donovan

(SockCooker I ♥ NHS, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 2:33, Reply)
This is a link post Mick Mouse
In London
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 27 Oct 2020, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot to clickzzz...

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You did!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 27 Oct 2020, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i made this?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You recorded it?
or you were that Mickey Mouse?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 27 Oct 2020, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post all you need to know is that i love you

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post OK
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 27 Oct 2020, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNDi0_5CL9g
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post I've been drinking so here is another link
This one is about naval artillery from 1850 to 1950.

I really have no idea why this sort of stuff ends up on my YouTube suggestions. Seems interesting, but as I say, I have been drinking.

If you liked the guy who talked about medieval ladders, you'll probably enjoy this.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Might be my fault. I've been smashing my way through his videos for the last month.

The voyage of the damned one is a particular highlight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi_Fh9_Ag
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a smaller world than I thought.
I just realized I've been watching another on the same channel. Operation Rheinübung - First and Last Voyage of the Bismarck
And I used to hate history.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat is a staunch believer in survival of the luckiest., Tue 27 Oct 2020, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post he does annoyingly keep pronouncing metallurgy as "meTALogy" like the judas priest album

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 4:52, Reply)
This is a link post WORLD OF TOMORROW EPISODE THREE
vimeo.com/ondemand/worldoftomorrow3
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post How to put on a lapel mic
Useful for those still having online meetings who want to make them a little more professional.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeewwww
Some great enabling going on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever is running the channel seems to be a weird, nasty cunt.
BBC, Tom Scott and others have banned the channel from commenting, so they're calling on people to spam them in response. If you're spamming Tom Scott asking him why he's banned Sir Jimmy Savile from commenting, you're a cunt doing the bidding of a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! gibbonerotica my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Having just woken up from a deep coma that I went into in the early Autumn of 2011 following a terrible fall,
has something happened to this beloved TV children's entertainer that I should be aware of?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you like about Jimmy Saville
he'd have raised money for free school meals and delivered them personally
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Gum
toothbrush
toothpick
finger
scout leaders cock

Oh, wait...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Boobs

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh! She said a rude word! Tee hee!
The single entendre is become the zenith of hilarity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post In the land of the banal, the one entendre is zing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Is bazinga a portmanteau of banal and zing?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post careful now...

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That seems to work.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post anusols less successfulzzz....

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post thermometer

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post HOVERPUB
HOVERPUB
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Tory MP offended by some graffiti
Twitter link. He's offended by this....this graffiti. Which I think is splendid.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post but
it seems obvious to anyone that the word 'scum' was done with a paintbrush and the other words were done with a spray can.

They are not connected as a piece of graffiti.

The connection between 'bloke' (forgotten his name already) eating big dinners and the word 'scum' was all in the mind of the Tory MP (whatever his name is).

Hmm. I think those nice glasses of red wine are affecting my ability to make cogent posts.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post His name is in spray and the other words in brushed paint.
SCUM is a bit far away to be part of it though.
This country can't even get graffiti right.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Step aside poor, hungry kids we've found the real victim here

(benito vaselini juss gerron wit, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah just think of the graffiti removal men - they wouldn't have a job without these kids
think of the economy - drop litter to employ litter pickers
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
some of the replies to that
 (horrid, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post Uncle Bob
talking about clean code.

If you code, especially if you code for a job or employ coders, it is worth watching all 6 videos in the series (about 8-9 hours). Very informative guy.

If you don't code, I wouldn't bother with this.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post goto 10:52 if you want to skip to where he starts talking about clean code

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post True
he does waffle a bit at the start of every talk
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got his book "Clean Code"
Tis good reading
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Just watching these videos
helped me a lot with how I thought about my code.

I now write code which, when I revisit it in 6 months-2 years, I will understand whatever the fuck it was I was trying to do then.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "If you don't code..."
What happened to that woman who was appointed Minister For Coding (or somesuch) a while back?
Shouldn't we ALL be coding by now?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post But then you spend a lot of time and effort getting into coding.
Only to be told your future is in cyber.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ye olde for next loop strikes again
"...executes a set of statements for successive values of a variable until a limiting value is encountered."
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
if we are not all coding by now, plainly she failed in her job ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't they just get AI to do it soon?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post if statements require clarification
which requires actual (real life experience) rather than artificial (basic logic) intelligence to implement in an 'intelligent' humanistic way.
think skynet/terminators etc
ye olde trolley problem: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem
and other philosophical conundrums beyond 'economics' as it is currently understood.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly, some operations would need human input.
Hopefully a reasonable, humanistic, thoughtful human being; who isn't influenced by politics, business interests, etc
The trolley problem opens up a lot of further problems,
that are resolved differently according to outlook.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post and we call that outlook: politics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNb4VKln1uw
i envy you your hope
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way he implies that
pointing out what he is actually doing is 'biased' and 'rude' and thinks he doesn't deserve hatred.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh...37 minutes of Trump
Can you sell this a bit more? The comments look deeply concerning.

(although I guess I could watch it on 2X speed...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Oct 2020, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post opiates might be a better choice

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Opiates
are always a better choice.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name Sig to my stomach of all this, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just reading about personality disorders and he pops up.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope everyone is mentally prepared for his win.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely the opinion polling can’t be wrong again.
It’s a lucrative industry that is never held accountable for consistent poor performance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've been preparing since Biden got nominated.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoping for the best but prepared for the worst.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post my left wing news feed
tells me that if trump gets in we will no deal brexit and if biden does, we will take any deal the EU offer.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 26 Oct 2020, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck did they pick Biden

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post cowboy grandaddy no idea

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post old people vote

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Because America is not ready for a woman president, or a gay one, or an old but dedicated socialist-leaning one.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post terrible lying sack of shit
being interviewed by a retarded woman
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a cheeto in the white house

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 4:38, Reply)
This is a link post Frankensteam
A two minute tale of terror from Sodor (or longer if you bother with the rest)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post Pissing Preacher
or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post Frank Bough (RIP) sings, and dogs play football
2:20 Frank Bough rapping
5:55 Dogball

Bough died a few days ago, aged 89.
He was sacked by the BBC, following revelations that he'd used cocaine and prostitutes.
Angus Deayton made jokes about that, before he was sacked by the BBC, following revelations that he'd used cocaine and prostitutes.
(SockCooker I ♥ NHS, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post From Pop Bitch in 2009 (yes, I keep them all saved for occasions like this)
Fern Britton told an interesting story in a
Times article. Back in the 80s she
worked on the BBC1 breakfast show. When she
joined, star presenter Selina Scott took her
out to warn her about their co-presenter,
Frank Bough. Britton told her colleague that
she'd already been propositioned by Mr Bough.
His chat-up line? "I wonder how long it'll
be before I'm having an affair with you,
because I have got a very big cock."
 (I helped save b3ta! garidead Today's wrong item, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post * takes notes *

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post * takes photos *

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Working this through and being currently out of work
Using cocaine and prostitutes should land me my dream job at the BBC
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post If I were you, SockCooker, I'd avoid the topic of prostitution entirely.
Though, if I were you, having admitted using child prostitutes in Indochina, I'd have already killed myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 14:22, Reply)
This is a link post Cake or death?

(SockCooker I ♥ NHS, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's entirely correct in his analysis of Risk strategies.

(eViLegion has had enough of this bullshit, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This thing I made seems relevant
to your cake/death dilemmas
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post R.I.P Frank Bough
The consummate professional
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He was an absolute pro:
In order to cue the boys in VT to run the next item on Grandstand, he said he would click his biro exactly 8 seconds before he stopped speaking.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post So he was the director too?

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 14:32, Reply)
This is a link post Handful of Songs
Earworm for those of a certain age.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
interesting?

www.thechestnut.com/handful.htm
 (razzle, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If we're doing '70s kids' TV nostalgia...
youtube.com/watch?v=VYx9kGElJkM
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ that's terrifying!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 26 Oct 2020, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You want terrifying?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PySDoBklXw
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The original Bungle in Rainbow
Is straight out of the Wickerman
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3q03g8
He has claws for gods sake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla has as much imagination as a caravan site, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 26 Oct 2020, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wtf

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeez I'd forgot I'd forgot that

(dirk speedrift, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 7:43, Reply)
This is a link post Earn up to 20k a month by being your own boss
blew my mind
(Literally Hitler more blacks more irish more dogs, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Lovers gonna love

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.thechestnut.com/handful.htm
 (razzle, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Hustlers, Hoaxsters, Pranksters, Jokesters and Ricky Jay (TV Movie 1996)
Ricky Jay was the best card magician in the world. Now it’s Jerry Sadowicz.
(i124nk8 Say it out loud, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Pickpockets, peddlars, even panhandlers.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post pyramids, prophets and pariahs

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Gypsies, tramps and thieves

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
The good, the bad, the average and unique.
"Contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice."
 (SockCooker I ♥ NHS, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Listened to both of those last night

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you're unemployed, all non-void.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HazQlWgdzg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadowitz is a god to me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. Saw him live a few times in the early 80's then again about 5 years ago.
Skills remained on point, but the patter hadn't changed at all; disappointingly rather dated racism as shock value.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post typical jew comment

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 9:09, Reply)
This is a link post After watching hornet nest removal in huge suits...
This bloke is as hard as nails, in flip flops.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post At 2:24
Is that the pepperami sausage on the right?
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a wild pepper plant.
Damm, now I'll end up spending hours looking up exotic plants, like these Giant Devil palm fruit

chengailimfruittrees.blogspot.com/2014/01/spike-rattan-palm.html?m=1
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think it's just a curled up leaf.
 (SockCooker I ♥ NHS, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hornet grubs must be delicious.
I loved the super important step at 1:37.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally necessary, 70's health and safety.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like driving with a spike on your steering wheel instead of wearing a seatbelt, or being prescribed laxatives for a cough.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post YOLO

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 19:33, Reply)

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