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This is a link post Sinister and stupid
Someone, please, compile a supercut of the most embarrassing shit of that day and post it on YouTube, vimeo, and everywhere else, just to demonstrate to Brian that it's not fucking 1952 or something.

UK broadcasters battle monarchy over control of Queen’s memorial footage


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This is a link post The real ending to Infintiy War

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This is a link post Something healthy for a change
Take away the trees, and the kids will play on what you leave behind.
As far as I'm concerned, this also applies to skateboards, roller skates, BMX etc.
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This is a normal post I'm pretty sure the final jump to trolley defied the laws of physics.

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This is a normal post Is this the whitest sport in the UK right now?
It's got to be up there with bowls and curling.
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Jesus wept.
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This is a normal post Haven’t you got anything better to do than shit on absolutely everything?
Go have a crywank or something.
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This is a link post Gear Slutz 4 U
Dirty Schmidt

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This is a normal post God Bless Lego Technic

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This is a link post A bit of tax harmonisation I made this!

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This is a normal post The warning was right
that video did contain imagery that caused discomfort, mainly the imagery of the shiny, puffy faced pensioner twerking or bending over towards the camera.

She's had so many facelifts she now has a five or six head
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This is a normal post I like how the de-aging filter is struggling so much with the monumental task assigned to it
That it seems to have bugged out and turned Old Madge into The Kurgen.
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This is a normal post Marylin Manson's not looking well.

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This is a normal post Well it's not what I'd normally listen to but you can't argue with lesbians.

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This is a normal post I know, their impeccable logic is too strong!

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This is a normal post Well, if we must watch older 80s pop stars being lewd -
then I for one say "Come back Toyah, all is forgiven!"
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This is a normal post Well, it's too late for her to release a When I'm Sixty-Four cover for Christmas

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This is a link post Ludicrous tactics
Reminds me a bit of the Total war series - what good games they were (until they started making Warhammer ones.)

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This is a normal post You’re unable to view this Tweet because this account owner limits who can view their Tweets.

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This is a normal post Supposedly from part 1 or part 2 of this
telugu movie

possibly this battle
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This is a link post Alfred David loves penguins
"So much so, he often dresses like them, make the same noises and even eats the same food. The eccentric Belgian even believes that when he dies he will be reincarnated as his favourite bird and will be found waddling around a zoo."

Read more in the YT description
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This is a normal post Just from that description
salut maintenant
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This is a normal post That’s a claim to fame. I’ll add him to the list.

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Is this the same guy who used to turn up on Eurotrash?
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This is a normal post THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN HIM!
Thank fuck, I thought I was going mad.
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There's no guarantee you're not
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This is a normal post I'm definitely not crazy. I'd know.

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This is a normal post Nothing wrong about wanting to leave the human race.

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This is a normal post Naga really is a bitter old cunt, isn't she?

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This is a normal post I think the word used to be uppity, then they banned that and changed it to empowered.

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This is a normal post Her craic is utter pish.
A face on her like a smacked arse when Charlie and Lewis are having a bit of off the cuff banter, then asks Lewis if he'd "Like a room"?
It's "Get a room", you literal fucking dullard. Never mind the fact that she's used it in such a way as to paint an otherwise extremely wholesome exchange of compliments between two grown men as something to be ridiculed.
I wonder how the 'Get a room' comment would have gone down if Charlie was speaking to a female guest?
I'm sure there are folk out there that absolutely love her, but I suspect that it's because they're massive cunts, too.

I remember some bloke on Reddit mentioned that his friend works as a journalist at the BBC and claimed that she's only still in the job because she immediately pulls out the racism/sexism card whenever she's met with any kind of professional criticism. 'Some bloke off Reddit's mate' isn't exactly the most reliable source for this kind of stuff, but if her previous track record is anything to go by, it wouldn't surprise me a bit. It seems pretty obvious that Charlie can't fucking stand her.
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This is a normal post Do you watch her show though?
I never watch her show, but she keeps cropping up for having a haughty and acidic bristle. Is that her shtick?
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This is a normal post so much hatred, swaggy

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This is a normal post So much so that I neglected to proof read my post following a butchering by the world's worst auto-spellchecker.
I bet she had a part in its development.
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This is a normal post He just doesn't like women or browns.

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This is a normal post Not exclusively.
I'm 99% certain you're a white, cis male and I think you're a cunt.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just the weirdest individual who has ever stalked these boards
And I've been here nearly 20 years lads
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This is a normal post As punishment they should have made her give him a rim.
She probably did offer that anyway and then had to pretend she said 'room' when she realised it made her look silly.
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This is a normal post Why do you say that?

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Did you watch the clip? She's not exactly lighting up the place with her glowing personality.
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This is a normal post I think he's just being contrary again.

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This is a normal post I must be watching a different clip to you two.
In mine she laughed with embarrassment and mild shock before rapidly getting the pre-watershed TV show back on track. She did it all with a smile on her face. What exactly do you see in this video?

I don't know how else you'd define lighting up the place. Interesting choice of language.

Why is the personality of the air dried oak beam sat next to her not more pertinent?
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This is a normal post She has a reputation for being an uncharsimatic killjoy.
It's not the first time she's pissed in somebody's cornflakes just because they were having a better time than she was.

Apparently she was a bit of a bully back in the day, so it's probably something pathological that she's never been able to shift.
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This is a normal post I just described the (deep) joy I experienced watching the video.
You two have described your displeasure watching the video.

Do you take joy in your own misery?

This made more sense before your edit.
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This is a normal post I'm somewhat speechless
Swagatha mostly-a-cunt-but-one-i-often-agree-with just bats some zinger out of the blue
What did you Google... 'naga being a bit cunty'?
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There’s a lot of people making sweeping judgements on a 30 second clip shorn of any context.
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This is a normal post Welcome to B3ta links

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This is a normal post I counted 3.
3 old white men so threatened by a young brown woman.
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This is a normal post How virtuous and gallant of you to defend this 'young brown woman's honour, birb.
You should probably screenshot your response and email it to her. I bet she'd find it dead sexy.
The part where you seem to suggest that any criticism directed towards her should be tempered due to her age, race and gender is bound to be a real legspreader.
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And there it is. The racism accusation. She can't be criticised AT ALL purely because she's non-white and anyone who does so is definitely 100% only doing it because they're a big nasty racist.

You're wrong in ways you don't even understand you fucking imbecile.
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This is a normal post Lighten up.
Snowflake.
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This is a link post This turned up in my local NZ music feed
The joys of small town living
It gets strongeeeueeurrrr

Complete with awkward kid

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This is a link post think of doing something? DON'T! There, that feels better, doesn't it?

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Would probably be easier to just do some work.
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This is a link post DHMIS has a channel 4 show out now


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UM???
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This is a normal post Available on the 30th (of September)
I think.

(edit) DRM whaaaaaaaAAAATT?
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This is a link post Sorry for twitter link but BOLLOCKS!!!


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This is a normal post When I was a kid
I loved this book called Han Solo's Revenge, partly because one of the main characters was called Bollux...
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This is a normal post You too!

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This is a normal post Tuesday but a different account
b3ta.com/links/Its_all_a_load_of
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This is a normal post bollocks

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This is a link post If you love 747's and MD-11's you'll love this
Amazing coverage from Big Jet tv who filmed live from Anchorage, Alaska recently. Some amazing take-offs.

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This is a normal post Watching traffic, I don't get it. Help me understand the attraction please.

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Big stuff go
wwwwooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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This is a normal post I was going to try to explain the awesomeness, but much better explained by
^this^
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This is a normal post ok thanks

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This is a normal post Quite honestly it all went over my head

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This is a normal post ISWYDT

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This is a normal post Some people like that kind of thing, it's fine.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-62985430
Update! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-62998962
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This is a normal post It's fine?

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This is a normal post Well now, that it's had birb's blessing, it is!
Thank fuck for that.
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This is a normal post Their enjoyment of their thing isn't doing direct harm to you.
There's the hint of an environmental concern regarding the ethics of fossil fuels, habitat loss and so on, but you'd assume the traffic would be moving regardless. There's a smidgen of health and safety concern too, but as long as everyone is sensible then everything is certified fine with my brblessing™.
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This is a link post I'm getting the word....


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This is a normal post Bob’s thinking, ‘I know I said don’t think twice, it’s alright, but it really isn’t.’

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This is a normal post Is that Pete Townsend sat in front of Gary Glitter?
Nonces to the left, must be some sort of Royal etiquette. Savile was Charles's pal too. Andrew is not necessarily the odd one out.
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This is a normal post Isn't
he at the front left? Like they're bracketing everyone with nonces
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This is a normal post John Entwistle in front of Glitter

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This is a normal post Cheers, i vaguely knew the face

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This is a normal post lol at why Roger Daltrey's wearing that patch over his eye
youtu.be/DtLRoz0UCVs?t=39
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This is a normal post Adrian Edmondson seems a bit incongruous
Wonder if they tried to book some Young Ones
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This is a normal post Does anyone recognise
who is 4th and 8th from the left in the back row? I'm stumped.
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This is a normal post Zak Starkey and Steve Balsamo, according to the replies on twitter

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This is a normal post Is there a QAnon-like gentlemen's club conspiracy theory attached to this?

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This is a normal post Interesting question. See Bob Geldof anywhere in that 'photo'? I thought not.

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This is a normal post That drummer...
his gold tooth rictus grin and bouncing... He's the coolest cat on the scene man.
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nice!
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This is a normal post He's such a genius drummer
As well as a groovy hep cat
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This is a normal post He is

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This is a normal post He reminds me of the War drummer
Different style but they are both unique and brilliant

Sorry about the thumbnail
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNrCNVIsvN4
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This is a normal post That's really loose
lovely rhythm section. Thanks!
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This is a normal post Who, thank the Lord, is still with us...

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This is a link post Oh Hell(raiser), another remake.
Needs more dulcet Doug Bradley and Andrew Robinson of course. In a way it’s impressive just how many films they’ve managed to squeeze out of the original short story.

I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt; there have been a few decent shows on Hulu. My main hope is that they make it a single series, there’s nothing worse than dragging out a show unnecessarily then tacking on a cliffhanger at the end. It’s like the entertainment equivalent of blue balls.

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This is a normal post David Bruckner being behind this gives me hope.
The Ritual and The Night House were both excellent and it can't be any worse than the previous eight sequels. Hopefully.

In an ideal world, an adaptation of the Scarlet Gospels would have made an absolutely fantastic feature film, but I suspect the producers would have had a hell (lol) of a hard time staying true to the novel without enraging the Woke Police. Plus, the budget required to faithfully recreate some of the imagery is probably a bit beyond Hulu's financial grasp.

Speaking of budget, that looks suspiciously like paint rather than prosthetics on Pinhead's neck, which isn't a good start...
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This is a normal post You have a point there.
Pinhead’s head also looks a bit flat.
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This is a normal post I bet saying "You have a point"
to Pinhead would make him ROFL.
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This is a normal post Intended.

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This is a normal post Will it be closer to The Hellbound Heart?
Pinhead was genderless in the OG story iirc.
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This is a normal post Not necessarily genderless, but androgynous.
I think the general consensus is that he's 'male' based on the title of 'Hell Priest' as opposed to 'Hell Priestess'. The book likens his voice to that of an excited girl, but I suspect that's a figurative description as opposed to a literal one.
On paper, Jamie Clayton is a fantastic pick for the role. But I think they've made Pinhead a little bit too feminine in appearance. All the shots so far scream "that's a female Cenobite", when instead it should be largely ambiguous. I reckon Asia Kate Dillon would have been a better choice given the somewhat limited looking casting budget.

Still, old Doug was hardly the poster boy for androgyny either, so it's not massively relevant as long as she doesn't make a complete dog's dinner of the role.
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This is a normal post you know she's trans, right? So a good casting choice for the gender ambiguity aspect of Pinhead.

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This is a normal post "On paper, Jamie Clayton is a fantastic pick for the role."
The issue is that they've still stylized Pinhead as overly feminine, in my opinion.
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This is a normal post There’s only so much Tilda Swinton to go around.

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This is a normal post Even if Hulu could afford her, I don't think any better-known actors would risk associating themselves a Hellraiser sequel
Gwendoline Christie would have been a good shout. But again, I don't imagine she's that desperate for work. I suspect the vast majority of the cast are going to be ex-pornstars and early 00's has-beens if the acting chops of that bloke in the first few seconds are anything to go by.
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This is a normal post I watched all the films a few years back.
I liked Pinhead's Flash website in part 8.


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This is a normal post "We have such sites to show show you".

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This is a normal post .........loading...........
brrrrrrrvvvvnnnnngschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhppfffffrrrrrrrbbbbbrreeeeeeeeeeeee
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This is a normal post I would say "fp this now" but the typo annoys me

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This is a normal post I can tell already from the thumbnail that it's complete shit

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This is a link post When chicken hypnosis goes wrong
Apparently a real phone-in but with added animation awesomeness.
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This is a normal post perfect

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This is a normal post Yes the late great Gerry Anderson
That was a series he did here in Northern Ireland where they took some of the best phone in stories and animated them. All taken from genuine phone ins to his radio show.
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Don't remember that,u must be older than me.
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This is a normal post Beautiful.

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This is a link post Broken cats home
The blind cat still reacts to light though.
Twee muzak warning!

Blind cat has intense gaze and big personality


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This is a link post L7 - Pretend We're Dead (2016)

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This is a normal post ta v much :)

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