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This is a link post Please send this to Hull
14k views...
What the actual fuck?
(, Sat 22 Sep 2018, 0:31, Reply)
This is a link post Screamage Putrid Minja Turtle
Which one of you cunts...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post mind boggled

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:50, Reply)
This is a link post Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker.
Again, it’s my birthday so I’ll post twice in succession too..
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they really calling him Arthur Fleck or was that just a joke that got misreported?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, he’s definitely Arthur Fleck and this is, I believe, is a pre-joker story.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post saucy candles!
preferred the first link, but indulge yourself to Philadelphia cheese levels (given that many candles, I'm guessing that ref won't go over your young head)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely candles

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/CBeBH2G26Ck
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post Lustral: Everytime
Because it’s my birthday and I’ll play if I want to.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:41, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: I Was Rebuilt I made this!
Esta noche, Matthew, he estado bebiendo tequila principalmente para ayudarme a aprender español.

Además, desperdicié toda mi cerveza en las putas babosas.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post FRITAG!!!!!!!

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post Go out in style
Crazy Coffin company. A slice of GC from 2011
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Page 3 of The Sun
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not like the good old days.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Full Metal Home Alone Jacket

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post Do you like samples?
WA 10th Birthday Samples:

707 Drums
909 Day Drums
Black Friday Samples
Christmas Selection
Free Character Snares
Free Modular Drums
Free Rytm Kicks
Free Tanzbar Drums
Free Tech House Samples
Ldrum Tape Drums
Miami Tape Drums
Tortured Cymbals
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like turtles

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Best of all the amniotes mammals
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The best on their site is
synth drums
SYS100 drums

which are fucking amazing.

also the same guy did a free ms20 mini drum library (with excellent drum synthesis tutorials too). you can tell that more effort went into synth and sys100 drums though. apparently some drums in the sys100 library are made up of 14 separately synthesised layers. incredible.

the free one:
https://www.wavealchemy.co.uk/ms-20-mini-drums/pid154/

expensive ones (but even these have lots of free samples - just click on 'Free sounds')

https://www.wavealchemy.co.uk/synth-drums/pid100/

https://www.wavealchemy.co.uk/sys-100-drums/pid183/
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Theme Tune Shuffle I made this!
Play random theme tunes over the wrong title sequences.


(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You. Are. Evil.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I really love this
The Home and Away theme over the sight of ambulances from Casualty was rather heartbreaking.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey, no sound of Firefox, I suspect I have the sound on the vids muted, but I can't find a volume control on the player, any idea what I can do?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Delete system32?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Won't work, it's 64-bit

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ok it's my version of Firefox, Waterfox is working.
I got Bruce Forsyths Generation Game with the theme tune of The Young Ones, it's weird how well it works.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Built it using Firefox,
so the normal one should work.

*shrugs*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I have so many competing plugins and it's the old version of FF, the problem's completely down to my setup I think

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Mobile Firefox?
Mine, running on a Samsung A6 tablet, does odd things to b3ta, like swapping videos for the previous one.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That used happen on mobile Chrome too
Seems fixed these days
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What an excellent idea!
Well executed too.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Citizen Smith and Sex in the City worked very well! haha
good work
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute genius
Antiques Roadshow with the theme from Bottom had me in tears!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure this would work
But it did. Brilliant.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely bloody brilliant.
Very nice indeed.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post some random gold in there

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Brookside Your Language is very jolly
clicky
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Likely Lads theme tune over
Give us a Clue does tug on the heartstrings.

Have I got News theme over the I.T. Crowd works really well.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Mad Men with the Orm and Cheep theme FTW!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This one worked very well indeed-
Bottom with the theme tune of Mr and Mrs
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Multi Coloured Swap Shop with the theme tune of Arena
= an Adam Curtis documentary
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The Mary Whitehouse Experience with the theme tune of Friends
= cutting satire on the follies of the early 1990s
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent stuff
Knightmare with the theme tune of Formula One is a triumph
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This is genuinely excellent!
Man down to the tune of Rhubarb & custard just goes so well!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Mad Men with the theme from Orm & Cheep...
Brilliant!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Dallas with the theme tune of Knight Rider works wonderfully well

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Professor Eric Laithwaite: The Circle of Magnetism - 1968
Magnets innit
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking shitty magnets

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 16:08, Reply)
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"Playback on other websites has been disabled by the user."
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Those were the days...
...when a camera man could stand ahead of BSA Meteor being shot inside a building, with a bullet-proof shield made of wet cardboard to catch the pellets. And no safety goggles.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved this...
... but I was waiting for the money-shot of him shooting the massive aluminium ball with his home-made rail gun!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to look for more like this.
There's a cool project in there if I can but kick start my imagination.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 22:57, Reply)
This is a link post Rooster footed pigeon
Here it is. Farmer though I was trying to steal it, must be rare.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet it struggles to find shoes.
Looks like it has interbred with a 'silkie' chicken, judging by the feathers on its feet.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post when a mummy pigeon and a daddy rooster love each other very much...

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post when a mummy chicken and a surprisingly ambitious daddy pigeon...

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/pigeons/footfeathering/

"Grouse and slipper work synergistically to make an extreme form of foot feathering, called muff."
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Muff
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Today has been a good day.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting site.
I like the tall pigeon best.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post Huge cock NSFW

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't someone supposed to say
MODS! here?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A surprisingly snug fit.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I saw a Pigeon with Cock feet the other day.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a cock with a Jap's eye

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Enough!

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
cold turkey with blue tits?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:16, Reply)
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Is that a deformity or a euphemism?
Searching "cock feet" doesn't help.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:47, Reply)
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Not sure. Couldnt find any online info. See above video.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Hunter and Aurora?
Hunter and fucking Aurora?! Christ. It'll be Butcher and fucking Sunset next, Christ. #BrokenBrexit
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If you combine the different spellings the clear winner with 6,510 is ....
Muhammad / Mohammed / Mohammad

Which is nice
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, not a *clear* winner. It's just pulling ahead of a child named after a thieving victorian orphan.
And the 2nd and 3rd spots are painfully tryhard Middle-Class, too. I'm sure if it wasn't regarded as sacrilegious by western Christians, we'd have fucking shitloads of Jesuses running around.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a 4.01% lead
Monumental decisions have been taken based on smaller percentages
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and many of them were the wrong decision.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post When you ignore the Welsh (and we all know that's the correct thing to do)
... the lead in England is 9.16%

It's a landslide!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post given the next obviously islamic name on the list is Ibrahim at 94 I think this says more about Muslim naming practices than anything else
ie they tend to call their boys a variant of muhammed
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Think of all the time they save not having to read through books of baby names.
Frees you up for all that praying and skipping meals whilst God's looking.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Still, good for triggering a few gammons

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post An early gammon prototype
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5waFW0EUqU
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post not to forget Mahmoud, Mehmet and further along the line, Ahmed and so on
it's an "abjad" thing
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post aurora's fine I reckon
Surnames as first names are shit though
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you're a hairdresser
Mr Paul, Mr Christian, etc.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Jonah always struck me as weird
why would you saddle your child with a name that historically described someone as chronically unlucky.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Areola is a nice name for a girl.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd feel like a bit of a tit, though?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a brilliant list for girls
my wife nixed salmonella, listeria and diptheria.
she was edging my way on Melancholia
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post chlamydia is a classic

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Rohingya

(, Sat 22 Sep 2018, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt their parents are big fans of Hunter S. Thompson and Aurora Aksnes.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post A season for treason I made this!
Although you probably prefer me in leather and chains singing about jizzing in Michael Winners soup (R.I.P.). Here is some nu-doo-wop.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post Brexit-ready supermarket chain opens up.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post BREXIT!!!!!

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing says "fuck you, Europe" like doing your shopping in an imitation German discounter

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you buy that comment at Poundland?

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, if you like

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You shoplift at Poundland.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No you

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to Tab Hunter?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea. What did you do with Maddy?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post All the good ones have gone :(

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post \0/

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post God, I really fucking hate the Guardian.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Gammon half price tho

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it's their bananas I want to have a look at
'All our tea is blended in Britain' seems a bit of a cop out. Why cant the grow it here too? Sport are tee farmers
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who goes there obviously doesn't know
Jack's shit.

I'll get my coat.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Jack left town

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they leave the name unchanged if it's coming to Ireland.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post could be their USP
"come for a slash, leave with a cauliflower"
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post much less choice ftw

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No more olives with Pinot Grigio for you Benny.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post what are you drinking these days Pru?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post White spirit.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post Octopuses want more hugs
when high on ecstasy
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Quelle surprise
We give animals the same shit we take and that has the same result. I need more hugs at the moment and where can I order an Octopus on MDMA?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post E-Bay

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen enough Animé...
TKWTIG
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Baggage handlers at Manchester Airport

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's a reason they're referred to as the baggage throwers...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckers

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs a holiday.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Roughly handling packages all day.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they do, the dirty old bollockses. I bet they do.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This could be the upsetting scene in a Pixar film about bags.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Lost 4eva :'''(

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Would Watch
definitely
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Japan version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f9IqiXUdl0&feature=youtu.be
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Massively under staffed
Not enough room for that last case
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lol
Reminds me of my broken baggage in London about twenty years ago.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 6:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Funniest luggage experience
I was watching the luggage arrive for collection at the airport and I saw loose clothing start coming onto the carousel. Was having a good chuckle at that until I realised it was my suitcase that had torn open.
Airline gave me a new one.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
As long your suitcase contents wasn't smelly underwear you should have been fine.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "Gorillas playing Tetris"

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post dont get why this job hasnt been replaced by robots yet

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
1. Unions still exist.
2. Robots aren't cheaper than labour yet.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post not even robots then
A slight redesign of the plane/dock would allow gravity to do most of it
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post what about
if he waited at the bottom of the belt? I'm thinking someone's working out his anger issues
or practicing his rugby skills
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:33, Reply)
This is a link post Go Team Spiders etc .......
Departed Stuj now cocooned in his final resting place.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post We shall not look upon his like again.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Teh curse of B3ta
He seemed normal but quirky and fun at first but ended up having a meltdown of bondage porn and booze.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bondage porn? You didn't mention that before!

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously of interest to yourself
b3ta.com/talk/8167574
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post /talk ? Jesus, you really are depraved.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It was research and Pete Townshend can verify this.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there is a good reason
why there are no links to /talk on the main page.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post evacuate then nuke from orbit
it's the only way
(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:12, Reply)
This is a link post Kid spikes school dinner with laxatives NSFW

50% horrific, 50% funny.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And 100% implausible.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fakery
On several grounds:
Suitable laxatives don't work that fast orally.
The food would taste very wrong for most types of laxative.
Diarrhoea doesn't usually look like that.
How does one kid spike a whole canteen without getting caught?
Etc.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You're probably right

I'm probably gullible.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This.
You can neck 1.5 litres of prune juice in one go, and your arse *still* won't explode for a good 30-60 minutes. I do this occasionally when I fancy freshening up the old lower intestine.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I assumedthe filming took place a little later.

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a tv show
youtu.be/jwrr6aIWeus
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post How long would school lunch last?

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to know an awful lot about runny bottoms.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I binge watched this just today
It was awesome and I thought a little better then the first season
Would watch again
youtu.be/jwrr6aIWeus
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jamie Oliver has a bad sense of humour
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't have affected me. I brought my own packed lunch. Paste Sandwiches.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post Whitney Houston singing toenail

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was harder to wank to than I expected...

(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post uncanny resemblance
to what she probably looks like now
(, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post nope

(, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:13, Reply)

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