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This is a link post TDS Fox News Mashup Compilation


(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The Daily Show is a bit fucking smug these days isn't it?
Especially considering its host is a massive racist. I'm surprised you aren't actively boycotting it, birb.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to post this same message to the last person who posted a TDS video.
If you want to correct your inconsistency here's the link: b3ta.com/links/Trump_Supporters_being_Trump_supporters
(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 15:35, Reply)
This is a link post What's wrong with my cat?
Gallery of malfunctioning cats


(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the pic made me laugh so *click*

(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a link post Hey! Stupid!



(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post Space Argument...
... Football

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 21:12, Reply)
This is a link post tha noes


(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 20:21, Reply)
This is a link post some Saturday Night Strangeness for you I made this!


(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, like the effect. Half expected a thumping bass line to kick in halfway through.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
thumping bass line may come later elsewhere
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Is B3ta down?
Might be a good one to add to your bookmarks for a bit.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame Dogbomb
He touched it last.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post But so long as he washed his hands afterwards, I don’t think there’s a problem.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't start this shit
The site is plenty old enough!
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post All grown up, you might say

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Or just check the news for any sudden rise in outraging public decency

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
outraging
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a scary few minutes

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a good person

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks Mum
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The last time I noticed b3ta was down, down for everyone was also down.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
downforeveryoneorjustme.com/downforeveryoneorjustme.com
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop! You'll break the internet

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as they don't divide by zero we should be okay.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjP8HCpE4E
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be the great cloudflare balls up

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post stop spreading this shit you absolute spastic

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
L E T I T G O
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post vile_andy

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I was unable to click on the link to check because b3ta was down

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully I didn't need a link
because the error message that greeted me when I visited the site informed me that it was indeed, down.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:18, Reply)
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Ah, but did you know if it was down for everyone, or just you?
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
can't even remember whether the pill was blue or red - what do the purple ones do?
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
It was a 404 error.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I was getting a 500.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I was getting a 650, can any of our readers beat that?

(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Mine was over 9000
(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Soulfire I made this!
BATTLE ROYALE IS SO "IN" RIGHT NOW... said these designers...

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ich bin ein bellend!
Flap those balls!
The boar probably thought it was a shaved boar!
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't mention the boar

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post zwei Wildschweine und eine Weltasse

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This would just be the wurst

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This just confirms what I was saying to myself this morning-
We live on such a dignified planet!
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post obelix?

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
This is actually more common than you would think, not only the naked dudes in the park, especially around the lakes in Berlin but those arshole pigs are always rummaging around my garden on hot days and digging up the place. Raccoons are even worse, they come to the patio doors at night begging for scraps and if they dont get anything they throw shit at the door
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post By the looks of him, he hasn't seen his lap top for quite a few years

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post Robin Van Persie says he couldn’t turn down working for Feyenoord coach Dick Advocaat
Boring stuff which is obviously why the sub-editor jazzed it up. Or should that be jizzed?

Robin van Persie returns to Feyenoord as a coach: 'I can't say no to Dick'



He couldn't turn it down
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah, knob gags. Where would we be without them?
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post China?

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the drink named after him?

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes



Persie Cola
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post NWOT pube lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53706732
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 16:42, Reply)
This is a link post Serious otter floof
And I don't want to hear any of your rude innuendo, right? Good, that's sorted then.

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww.
It's like the cutest prison couple ever.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Grrr

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They swim
like exited seamen.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
*exerted summon*
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The like button isn't remotely adequate for this.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the otter vids until I found out they were taken from the wild for sale.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Exotic pet owners are cunts.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post A flying train
some almost 70mm film from 1902

(and it's still running - clicky)
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:23, Reply)
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That's amazing. Something so futuristic, and horse-drawn carriages in the same place.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's wuppertal, in the hills outside cologne
I had girlfriend from there, and went to visit her one time I was between jobs in London. She turned all Misery and wouldn't let me leave, started talking about us getting a house and having kids, (and this was on the basis of a single week I'd spent giving her a gallop when she was backpacking in Perth the year before). Got quite scary until I made run for it when she was in the shower. Anyway it's a long story which I told to better effect on qotw once. but the ancient suspended railway is still there. At least there was one happy memory of the place
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post At least you did not knock her up.
That would have been unsporting.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hardly ever used rubbers in the times before I was spliced,, and didn't get anyone knocked up I didn't intend to
I put it down to good control developed from disciplined and conscientious wanking during my teen years. Never caught the clap either, though that was more down to luck as there were a few odd times I let my standards drop. The one or two occasions I did use them I reckon I had reason to, and oddly enough no woman I bedded in my moderate but geographically diverse rooting history ever asked me too. not a boast, just an observation. I mean, maybe I shouldn't be drinking and posting, but it is lock-in and Oban do a rather good single malt in my defence
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post No do a mental flounce

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCvki-_CFmY
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressed you managed to make a run for it on broken ankles

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post did you have sex with it?

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wuppertal is awesome
It's a perfectly normal city until you walk around a corner and boom! - you feel like you're in Bioshock, with the Schwebebahn on its steel stilts.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks great on Googlie Street View...

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post In b4 the Springfield monorail

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot believe I've never heard of this before.
I really want to go on it.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Read about the elephant.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess she didn't have her feather.

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 20:21, Reply)
This is a link post Scott Parker x The Streets
Some Friday genius.

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post When did people start replacing 'by' and 'vs/versus' with 'x'
I've seen it a lot recently. Seems unbearably Millenial.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post We had a postal ballot.
Royal Mail won't deliver to you since the incident.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It was done with the best of intentions.
Our postie always looks so glum on her round, I thought she would have appreciated being greeted with my cock poking through the letterbox. Ungrateful cow.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post vs is far too tiring to type, granddad
it gives me the shits, too. When I read the heading I was thinking "what do you get if you cross scott parker with mike skinner? A wideboy midfielder?
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably for a bit of variety.
Most pop songs are collaborations for Spotify spam reasons.

Bananarama ft Sam Fox x Haddaway vs Scatman John

I was curious, and a Google suggests X comes from Japanese fashion.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post But surely 'x' should mean 'by'?
Like 2"x4". Young people are fucking idiots.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post In that case, it's actually the multiplication symbol, which the letter x is only a typograhical approximation of.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the first time I've ever seen x used like this
I fucking hate it already
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
I think it's possibly the worst thing that's happened in 2020 so far.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Season 4 of the Handmaid's Tale being delayed until 2021 is a very close second.

(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know who Scott Parker is, but I assume he's the 'sports personality' featured in this video.
I was looking forward to frequency modulation or ring modulation as the x implied.

There was none.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post How the Jurassic Park T-Rex sound was made


(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting.
Very interesting.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointingly it wasn't all slowed down farts and burps

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post The Pathless looks BEYOND STUNNING! I made this!
State Of Play August 2020 ROUND-UP!

mod: Goodbye spam hello disco
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post If only
all spam everywhere could be replaced by disco.

I want to live in that world.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Disco Dynamite!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sysgZabVlZw
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 2:15, Reply)
This is a link post AIRWOLF
AIRWOLF
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post BLUE THUNDER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JnHvWCfyiY
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The tv show itself was shit,
but the theme tune was amazing.

They should have just broadcast a 30 minute long version of the tune.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, from Wikipedia:
The flight-capable Airwolf helicopter was a cosmetically modified Bell 222, serial number 47085, sometimes unofficially called a Bell 222A. During filming of the series, the helicopter was owned by Jetcopters, Inc. of Van Nuys, California. The helicopter was eventually sold after the show ended and became an ambulance helicopter in Germany, where it crashed in a thunderstorm and was destroyed on June 6, 1992, killing all three crew members.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post How to remove the engine from a VW Golf
I don't believe this is covered in the Haynes Manual.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post As the Haynes Manuals always stated:
"Installation is simply reversal of removal procedure".
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
So, prop the engine up against the tree and drive the car into it?
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure that's how they do it in the Range Rover factory
Judging by how dismally reliable they are.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Just put it in forward and everything will be fine


(Why am I not surprised to hear Dutch farmer's accents?)
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Put it in "H"

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
A bit of t-cut and it'll be fine
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well why not.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I would call a junkyard shortcut.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post that'll buff right out

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 4:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The front fell off.

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post The Legend Of Neil Norman Wilkinson I made this!
Here's a stupid song I wrote. Animation by Drivel Sieve.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous stuff.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bloody lovely.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Crackin' stuff.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
splendid
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that was great

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the good shit

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post My new Anthem
Clicked and shared. Superb 😀
(, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, agree with all of the above.

(, Sun 9 Aug 2020, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That managed to look worse
than most Formula 1 crashes I've seen.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been placed into a coma due to the extent of his injuries.
He was traveling at around 40mph when he hit the rigging, so in a way, it is worse than most Formula One crashes.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He was pushed into the barriers.
If you want to make someone crash in a sprint, this is how.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
make someone crash kill someone
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 80kmH at the impact according to Jumbo...
That's 50Mph.

5 hours of facial surgery on top of the life saving stuff.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The fastest I've crashed is around 30mph. And that was onto gravel with a full face helmet on.
50mph in nothing but some lycra and a road helmet directly into rigging is inconceivable.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Inconceivable?
"Houd mijn bier vast"
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I do not think that means what you think that means.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't imagine what that crash must have felt like.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post As you wish.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't make out exactly what happened,
in terms of what solid metal objects hit where, but it looked like he took the crash barrier directly to his face. Horrible.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, straight to the face:
"All of the bones in Jakobsen’s face were broken and he lost all his teeth, but fortunately no vital organs were hit."
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently:
"All of the bones in Jakobsen’s face were broken and he lost all his teeth, but fortunately no vital organs were hit."

That's fucking terrifying.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes.

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Groenenwegen was disqualified
There was no reason for him to move him over toward the barrier.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Disqualified from what though? From the stage?
Race?
Season?
Ever riding a bike competitively again?
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Depends how the investigation goes.

Also I think there's an argument for the law getting involved here. That looked so far outside the limits of what should be acceptable in a competitive sport.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally.
It is plain he forced him to crash so he couldn't overtake.

It should be treated like any other deliberately caused accident that results in serious injury.

You shouldn't have to worry about that sort of thing in a race.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Patrick Lefebre said the plod will be involved.
I wonder if the Netherlands has a prisoner exchange program with Poland?
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post it wouldn't have happened if they all had bells on their handlebars
that groenaviggn or however the fuck you spell his name definitely looked like he deliberately boxed jacobson into the wall, there was nobody in front of him and no reason to drift right except to cut him off
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, ^point already made

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Beware of Dutchies in a sprint:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JMY68cS9gw

They can be dicks.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The safest way to avoid them
is to pass them on the left hand side.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, I like this

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Beats oxycontin.

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I both hate and love you.

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the domestique equivalent of "sweep the legs!"

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo ya basta

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ozzy Man Reviews Cycling?

(, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 2:25, Reply)
This is a link post Made a song about people cancelling on me I made this!
You know for birthdays and that

(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post [Comment has been cancelled]
sorry.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:44, Reply)

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