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This is a link post Legend of Whiplash - TV's Tenzin finally reaches his limit NSFW
No one ever introduced the lovely fellas on this site to this classic vid when it first came out, and there was never a perfect time to do the deeds since then. But since this video is a decade old now (or at least is about to become), I guess it's safe to say it's time to put that right.

Oh, and the ignorant nerds at home need to check this out too: crymeariverreddit.ytmnd.com/
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Post something good instead!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Good gravy son, it's the best I got.
You're just out of touch.
 (unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this =)

(Sherbs, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to know!
How can anyone not find that "mini me" bit hilarious? Maybe such soulless folks like the bastards at talk.
 (unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post When TV tries to be weird

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post At least they changed the colour scheme from the Backrooms they copied.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Council of Elrond but it's a musical
more LOTR AI shenanigans
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 5:52, Reply)
This is a link post THE TRUE STORY OF THE WORLDS DEADLIEST MAN NSFW
Count Dante documentary by Napoleon Blownapart!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post The worlds fastest car*
*actual car, not jet or rocket powered.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Get out of my subscriptions.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 22:19, Reply)
This is a link post Oversized Shuriken returning boomerang Narut
A new boomerang by Vic.
(Sherbs, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 20:12, Reply)
This is a link post A more wholesome wombat interaction.
Sad part: the wombat is an orphan living in a sanctuary so he’s probably used to humans.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like wombats.
I saw about twenty dead ones before i saw a living one.
It's a shame that they get wiped out by so many vehicles on the road.
Like hedgehogs and badgers over here i suppose.
Edit..i didn't want to watch this at first glance because i thought that it was that royal ugly dude going down on his wifes beaver.
 (Sherbs, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post 5 acre plot, stable block
And special stained glass beloved of b3tans
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a fucking bargain for £700k, mind.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the same but going for auction
So probably be double that
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow.... that hurts
The one in the upstairs window is upside down relative to the one in the downstairs window.

That's me proper triggered
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit of a stretch
but I can see it
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pics 23 and 24 ceiling fans?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll get it
once you see the goat
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 10:22, Reply)
This is a link post influencer gets hounded out of country for posting vid of herself picking up baby wombat
this has been doing the news rounds here in the antipodes the last couple of days. Seems a bit of an over-reaction, with the Prime Minister weighing in about the "outrage". It's not like she shot it or fucked it (or kept it locked up in a survival trust park without access to decent medical care)
But anyone who calls themselves an influencer probably deserves it
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 6:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking cunty behaviour.
Video of the incident to clear up any confusion as to the cunt's cuntishness.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, she picked up a wombat, held it for a minute, then put it back down near it's mom
hanging's too good for her.
if you visit, you'll see a lot more dead ones flattened or maimed by idiot drivers before you ever see a live one in the bush, but who am I to argue proportionality against the thrill of internet sanctimony?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd assume that the deaths by vehicle are largely unavoidable.
I agree with Tony that this is just cuntish. Although, identifying as a 'Hunting Influencer' makes me suspect that she was cuntish long before this incident.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post those wombat warning signs you see on roadsides all over australia near wombat habitats, maybe they mean speed up?
it's confusing. Cant be the driver's fault for killing them or leaving them crippled to die slowly without stopping
but to me seeing grown adults getting as hysterical and outraged as an 8 year old girl whose dolly got dropped in the water when one of our hardiest most resilient animals gets briefly picked up says a lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You posted this link with the sole purpose of getting upset about other people being upset, didn't you?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post White Australians aren't know for their love of indiginous Australian species'.
Maybe he thought we'd all hate them, too.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 'known' ' 'indigenous', unless you were trying to say burrowing
but you wouldn't hear me saying white Englishmen are thick racists who can't spell, that'd be a most unfair generalisation, though it's generally true about the Putin apologists
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Joke's on you, I'm not an Englishman.
Plus, an Australian accusing anyone of being a bit racist would be a bit rich, no?
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I never said you were
but you are putin apologist who was spouting all his guff about denazification since it kicked off, are you not? Or was that Tony, I find you a bit interchangeable
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, that was me. I love Putin.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Putin what where?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post did you post to get upset about me getting upset with your dull psychoanalysis?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not too late to just delete this link.
It's clearly not going the way you thought it would :/
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post what, because the predictible dropkicks express their predictable indignation?
that's just a bonus. or do you think when idiots are in agreement it gives them more gravitas, like the twitter shitbubble? You probably do
i post because some of the more grounded b3tans might find it passingly interesting
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play.
I expect it will be on the popular page any moment now.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I just wanted to see if it would upset you even more.
Thanks for confirming.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *yawn*

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Future career in social services?

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 14 Mar 2025, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
what a flaming galah
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a proportionate response

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post How to adversely affect electronic devices

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 6:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's back! Hopefully for good this time.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah saw that. It's very disappointing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Having a bad day lovely?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He didn't really progress his design.
That's why I said it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they call it 'negging.'

(I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post Silly name corner

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Mar 2025, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The bloopers at the end
took the biscuit.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 13 Mar 2025, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Something reminded me of the Grey Bloke we used to have round here
And that lead me to unearth this old commentary, strangely prescient...
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post he can be both

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post i got sick of Linkedin so turned it into Pokémon cards, dont ask me why I made this!
So I've made about 50 of these disgusting monsters. It was very satisfying indeed. There's not many places on the internet I think will appreciate the time and effort into such a stupid idea, but I hope b3ta mght be one of them
 (db123, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's shit, that is.
No clear examples of the work, just a "gimme money for a thing that doesn't exist yet" cash grab. If you used actual profile photos you're going to have a bad time too.
GTFO.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post GTFO yourself, Trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yikes (and ouch)
nothing quite like posting a passion project for it to be called shit and a cashgrab.

i guess that page should be more clear - I've made some changes.

They're not real photos of people - i wouldn't do that. They're AI-generated faces or fully licensed stock images.

I've also included card samples. Every card has been custom written and designed, it took a long, long time as there's about 48.
 (db123, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably proud of his LockedIn profile.
Your cards look like snarky fun to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh they are
very snarky indeed. pleased you like them
 (db123, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He's very right wing so maybe he feel a need to defend corporatism from a cash grab..?
Trying to make sense of these people is probably a waste of time.

Good luck with your project!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you
I appreciate that a lot ;-)
 (db123, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like sumo?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done, much better post-change.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you!

(db123, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes, one must use a very firm hand to effect meaningful change.
This was a free sample of the Dave Trouser Consultation Experience. Future work may be charged in 6 minute blocks that equate to around £550 per hour.
You are welcome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *support emoji*

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *thank you emoji*

(db123, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post JD Vance the anti-Trumper
Obvs it's well known that Vance was once very critical of Trump, but this compilation of such soundbites is still extraordinary to watch of the, now, VP
(The Tramp Surveyor, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The man has principles and if you don't like them, he has others.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the beard did help to make him look more statesman-like and less fat faced
It's all about the confidence!
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post to me the takeaway is that few of these cunts believe in what they're selling
they're just shysters who've realised there's a ready-made bunch of suckers out there who they can exploit for power and personal gain if they jump on the MAGA bandwagon.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Having difficulty selling your Tesla?
These guys can help!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Donald has already signed up
The RADICAL LUNATIC LEFTS have stolen my car. And it's a great American car. I've always said that electric cars are great. And I saved them from terrorists targeting their showrooms. I'm the bestest. But the TERRORIST LEFTS stole my car. Terrible shame. Electric cars are great. But now I can use more gas. Drill, baby drill! No more electric cars. They're gone. I saved our great American oil industry. I'm the best. Bomb Canada.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Not The Onion, again.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post To be held in the city of belm

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Shows that the ones who go to things like this
don't believe in what they are saying. Makes you wonder if other interests are not hijacking ACC for their own purposes.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair when you look at it on Google earth that small patch of rainforest is right next to a city
And the actual amazon is miles and miles away and they've found some guy who's been scrumping the fruit for years and now has the hump he can't freeload anymore.
I'm not going sit in my first world country surrounded by farmland and carparks, and wag my finger at them for developing their own country.
(Obviously the climate conference industry is absolutely ridiculous and just an opportunity for people to feel important and make money but i feel the article is disingenuous).
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the picture of the sloth
What a happy little face
 (Sherbs, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post For now.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(Sherbs, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 5:08, Reply)
This is a link post Pete & Bas at RISING Melbourne 2025
Kunt and Gang did not get this treatment when he came down to do the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. He had to pay extra to not be part of it.
 (TimChuma, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 8:52, Reply)
This is a link post Draw an iceberg and see how it will float.
Post your c*ckbergs, if you make them.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 11 Mar 2025, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this iceberg floating thing

(Sherbs, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't handle air pockets, air just ignored
SUCKSOMGSHIT
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post My brain initially read that as
SUCK SOME DOG SHIT.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post swastikas stay remarkably level

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 6:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, we thought we'd successfully sunk them in 1945 but they keep popping back up

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that explains a lot - even without the iceberg

(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
That must have taken ages
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I used my bestest crayons
I'm going to stick it on the fridge.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I drew this exaggerated cowboy hat:

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It really hates this kind of shape: 0~~~0

Also tie fighters and sweeties. Try a triangle-circle-triangle combination and the thing actually flies.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yay

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't draw nips on my tits :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Amateur

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Mar 2025, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work soldier

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I modelled them on my own
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post LIVING IN MARTIAN MUSHROOMS: An Alternative Building Material for Space Habitats

(I helped save b3ta! brb Ебать агента Краснова, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Theremin Simulator I made this!
Full of bugs? Yes
A bit crap? Absolutely
Ticks all the right boxes!

Best viewed and played on monitor with webcam, but mobile and tablet works too (possibly).

Sexy mofo who gets all the girsll
 (Kevin Doyle, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I could only get an occasional squeak using my phone
But it gets a click anyway for the spectacular job it does of detecting the hand/finger positions!
I'll definitely try on my laptop.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes. I've only tried it on my phone (pixel 8) and work laptop (Nvidia 4080). I'm not really sure of power requirements to run it. Let me know how you get on
 (Kevin Doyle, Tue 11 Mar 2025, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Remarkable!
Seems to work well with my camera and PC setup.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of fun
Seems I'd had my lappy camera duct taped for quite some time, until now
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Spectacular
Really impressive dual hand tracking on a PC. Best turn it off before you have your morning wank though .
 (strongp, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Depends what you're into, really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:14, Reply)

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