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A semi-functional recreation of the Tardis used by the fith and sixth doctor.
Well apart from not travelling through space and time bit that doesn't work though and I think it looks smaller on the inside than the out but if you can get over that....
(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:12, Reply)
Another production reduction job
NSFW
I made this!
Not everyone's cup of tea, but there are so many layers of production and vocals in Beautiful Trauma I wanted to see what it sounded like with fewer double tracked vocals and just the bass and piano.
Tentative I made this as it is remixed by me.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 22:29, Reply)
The Bureau of Minor Sufferings — a US government office that processes petty grievances
I made this!
Describe the thing your flatmate/coworker/spouse did (left 4ml of milk in the carton, microwaved fish before your meeting) and the Bureau issues an official certificate: case number, forensic cost calculation, severity grade, formal ruling, and citations of legal precedent (Okafor v. The Empty Carafe, 2024). Free, no signup. Estimated processing time: 14–18 business centuries.
(, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:34, Reply)
I applaud this level of effort for such pettiness
I shall be raising several niggling annoyances just as soon as I've finished picking up my son's socks from the living room floor.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:41,
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thank you for your feedback
though bureau notes that "picking up socks belonging to a person who was fully informed of the hamper's location" is among our most-filed domestic categories. We look forward to your filings.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 4:26, Reply)
There is a nice idea here
but font-size: 9px!?
(I'd also say the AI detracts from the interesting bit, which is the collection of petty grievances)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:53,
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It did a fantastic job on my pet peeve
Which is cutting toast in half diagonally, rendering it useless for making, for example, egg and bacon sarnies out of a cooked breakfast. I shall be printing the verdict and framing it so it can hang on the wall at work in the hope that the message gets to the canteen.
Also, hello!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 22:15,
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hi there,
the Bureau notes with approval that the verdict will be displayed per §12 Public Notice Requirements, lol...
(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 4:22, Reply)
Mske a narrative twoer
I made this!
Using cards and art and games for tower building a narrative Stories high,
(, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 10:23, Reply)
Top work!
Why isn't this on [insert popular content delivery service]?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 22:22,
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Dead pigs dressed up as migrants in the Arizona desert
A 2018 study
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 6:58,
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Sounds like a Skinny Puppy lyric
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 8:04,
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so...how long until you can fuck them?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 8:35,
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Nice to see one of my favourite channels doing well
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 21:43,
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Fucking hell, I've been looking for this site for weeks. I saw it once, forgot to bookmark it and forgot what it was called.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 17:22,
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OK2D - odlehčení 1.7. 2026 (Praha)
For those fans of the Obere Wasserschlosskammer who thought maybe the cameraman was being a bit too careful.
Everyone else can file this one under "Fuck that!"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 11:21,
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The elegant grace notes are delightful too
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 5:06,
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I like the bit where he goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Also I should point out that channel is a gold mine.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:28,
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Get. Out.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:41,
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The confusion of the autogenerated subtitles is an artform of its own
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 22:11,
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Will now rewatch on mute again just for this
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 0:51,
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I think this has definitely gone beyond the abilities of AI
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 10:26,
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They seem a bit irate
Maybe a cup of tea would help?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 10:54,
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these people are hardcore, they drink coffee
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 14:01,
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Maybe they should cut down
Perhaps a decaf once in a while.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 15:45,
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There's an advert in that
You Suffer!
*music stops*
ooh Mark your sounding ever so gruff, lets have a break for a liptons
*vo, roll of packaging and tea being poured, narration extolling the refreshing virtues of Liptons*
better, Mark?
Yer *grabs mic, sings in falsetto* Oh for the wings, for the wings of a dove
(, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:20, Reply)
Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
NSFW
But even though his name is jolly, that doesn't mean he's jolly all the time.
(NSFW for swearies)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 23:30,
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I'll walk out of the room, and then...
I'll come back in. I'll go first
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:54,
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Sorry, I don't know French
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 18:05,
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Wow
This is both awful and amazing ..... thanks for posting!!! I'd completely forgotten about this.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:28, Reply)
It is indeed
so bad and yet so good
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 18:05,
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Probably shows how my YouTube algorithm is calculated
....clicking 'Mr Jolly lives next door' had Youtube also recommending me some killer 'live' footage of the band 'Bad News' at Donington Monsters of Rock I'd not seen - double win!
(, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 8:46, Reply)
Experience the power of Charcoal for Superior Mouth cleaning
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 20:33,
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Free EP of trip hop chill out type things
I made this!
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quackpipe isn't shouting he's just saying, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:37,
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But this is Smol Paui.
www.instagram.com/smolpaulthewobblycat/?hl=en-gb
He's such a little goody, with his yeeting and his wobbling.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 14:54, Reply)
Ha! Nowt wobbly about our Paul!
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quackpipe isn't shouting he's just saying, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 15:23,
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Rockets! Nukes! Splosions!
Candles!
(Charcoal content unverified.)
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:39,
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Not even Tsar Bomba could outshine you today!
I wonder if they ever used "Project Quiver". It has quite a nice ring to it.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:52,
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22 candles over a 24 hour period is 0.91666666... candles per second
I think this counts as a fire rather than explosion. I have heard tales told by old men of the fabled 1 candle per hour concandulations, but you know those old bastards make shit up
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:05,
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I was spectacularly bad at school, still struggle.
I thought I had got it the wrong way round but then I hit maths panic and just gave up
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 1:16,
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By my calculations 0.91666666 candles per second is 3,299.999976 candles per hour.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 18:05,
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22 years? My God.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:49,
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A Quarter Century on b3ta.com.
Imagine that level of horror.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 15:34,
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I've been on here longer than any of my relationships have lasted.
I wonder if there's a link
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 17:22,
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B3ta, a tenth of the age of the USA.
Probably older than South Sudan as well.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:42, Reply)
Puts the age of the US in perspective
when a website is 1/10th the age of the country.
I went to a museum recently and saw a pair of trousers older than America...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 10:13,
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I'm not far off that
21 years and 8 months, and a few before that as a lurker.
And yes, I can remember when this was all fields. (and full of trolls and wankers)
Not much has changed really
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 1:14,
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You are all erudite, wonderful people
Thank you very much! I like to think that my account is much like I was at 22, lazing around and doing nothing of consequence.
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 16:09,
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Like it isn't hot enough outside
And you go and burn the board!
Candle fury!!
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 18:19,
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Candles?
Candles!
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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 20:26,
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Merry Candlemas!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 22:41,
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stoned lab gets down in highlands
as a wee anecdote, in my early 20s I used to grow pot in the backyard. one year I had 6 big christmas trees ready to harvest. But somebody, I suspect this 16 year old shit who lived on the corner, jumped the back fence and cut off all the big buds. depressed, I put everything left in the food processor, and baked a bunch of green muffins with about a 50/50 ratio with flour. I left them cooling on the bench and went to the pub with a mate. My springer spaniel reached them and had eaten every singe one by the time we returned. probably about half a bucket full of chopped grass.
The moral? This labrador is a soft cock
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:16,
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"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough."
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 1:07,
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You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!!!
Hahahalolouch
(the guy is OK, depending on your definition of OK)
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 5:27,
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Normally I would pour scorn aplenty upon the Yanks for their litigious bent.
But in this case I say sue the dumb cunt in the white pickup.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 5:57,
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Here's a melancholic summer mash-up
I made this!
to gently weep to during the heatwave
(, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 4:10, Reply)
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