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This is a link post James Hetfield and the News - "Hip to Be the Sandman"
Latest Bill McClintock magic
(ohidunno, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That is better than I could have possibly expected

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Not another music video
Interesting medical porn (will still make you feel queasy when they cut out the cornea)
(strongp, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post Birds On An Amplified Fence
This bloke is a lovely genius.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post See also: Ewe Tube
vimeo.com/437706343
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Also boirds on twangy gits...
youtube.com/watch?v=Gi_BBe8vfE4
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post Mention of reanimated reminded me of this scene
Herbert West has trouble with a reanimated cat
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post rCac

(Covid69, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A blast from the past

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post it was *only* 1985
same year as Commando and Back to the future
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post Frontier Psychiatrist Reanimated
A bunch of 70 very talented animators have remade individual elements of the Frontier Psychiatrist mucic video and they have been combined to make a new video.

Amazingly the original is now 20 years old but still looks fresh.
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Make made up people say stuff
Seems to work well with crazy Trump tweets! Pick a character and enter a (small) amount of text to speak out loud.

Currently make Spongebob curse fluently
15.ai: Natural TTS with minimal data


 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan has his calendar set to, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to work quite well
But what a poor selection of voices.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I know only a couple

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan has his calendar set to, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No onward chain

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm scared to redo my decking now.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Check for a brass nameplate.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I’d have thought that counted as bio-waste
And was illegal
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla has as much imagination as a caravan site, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It could count as composting.
(the deceased was probbly ashes)
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
I hadn't thought of that. I reckon you are right, it was probably ashes.

That's OK, it will feed the fruit bushes lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name I feel Sig, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but it specifically said “buried”
Rather than “sprinkled over” (or a slightly more appropriate description like “scattered” etc)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla has as much imagination as a caravan site, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it's quite a straightforward process to get a permit
quite a few people are buried in their own gardens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it’s one step up from leaving the house to the cat in the “fuck you, kids” stakes.
Pretty much ensures that they won’t be able to sell it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not?
Would you genuinely care?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a bit of land up for sale near me recently
On the conditions was to allow access to the current owners as their parents are buried on the land. Did sell though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that is a bit weird.
Although it does obviously depend on the land in question; and to be fair, it's presumably not the kind of stipulation that'd have all that long a shelf-life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post On both a mental and practical basis, yes.
I’d be forever worrying that I couldn’t dig in the garden lest I accidentally desecrated a grave. Not only that, can I grow grass over the top? Is it disrespectful to run a lawnmower over a grave? Can I build a patio or deck in that bit of the garden? How about a shed? Will it be a problem if I want to extend the house?

Nope, not for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And there's the ghost problem as well

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you really want to go down that route, ask for your body to be placed in the front garden, in a gibbet for the birds.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, haunted lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Very productive veg plot.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The grass grew lush for years where we buried the dog
It was a good dog, should’ve knocked it out first
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Find me a dwarf lady, a couple of tennis balls, some rope
AND GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT CAROL ANN!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's pretty sweet

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And it's gone
did you screenshot it?
 (strongp, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it this one?
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/76868103#/

"We have been advised that part of the garden is currently rented from Leeds City Council..."

Click for bigger (128 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 15:14, Reply)
This is a link post Just a nice little jump back to 1989


(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla has as much imagination as a caravan site, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)
Smooth McGroove's videos always had such a calming aesthetic about them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 Jan 2021, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely.
I often play the entire original MARIO theme in DJ sets. It's a frickin genius song.
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been known to drop
this into VG-related DJ sets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post A few years ago,
my wife managed a shop in Sydney (sort of place that sells yoga mats and Buddha heads to rich housewives) and this girl (singer in the glasses) was one of the team. Nice girl.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Amiel Daemion, who appears to have escaped from the music industry to live her own life, good for her

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post New cheery video from Bill Wurtz
Seems to have gone 3D...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 18 Jan 2021, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post How much food should actually be in a £15 free school meals parcel?
The conversation about food parcels and free school meals is an emotive one, but it misses the point.

It's not about value. It's about an ideological distrust of and disdain for the poor, from the people ruling the country.

Sobering stuff.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
I am an idealist.
You are an ideologue.
He is an idiot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post God, the two Ronnies and Cleese have jumped the shark.

(b3ta tosh, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF is going on in Britain?
Why do some of you expect the state to feed your offspring?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Because legally minimum wages and / or the state's intended social safety net doesn't provide enough funds to do so.
Once you've decided to have a social safety net, it really ought to be up to the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 4th level wanker, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wtf is going on in Holland?
Not very much it seems given that you're up at 3am railing against poor kids getting a square meal in another country
 (benito vaselini juss gerron wit, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If the parents can't,
then yes. Obviously we expect that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post We expect
to live in a country that is not so heartless that we would watch them starve just because we judge their parents to be wasters.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name I feel Sig, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post Anticipation -> delivers, along with silkygold commentary.
GC says no. Probably wrong but ehh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If ever there was a resonance with the last days of Trump
this is really fucking IS IT.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 18 Jan 2021, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if shooting it with various guns doesn't work, of course dynamite is the solution.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's a blast from the past. I'm pretty sure last time I saw this video I had to download RealPlayer to get it to work.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Much better quality than the over compressed version I saw 20 years ago!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't there a Vera Lynn song about this?
Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when,
But I know whale meat again some sunny day!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You’re only supposed to blow the bloody dorsal off!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post This reminds me: it's Captain Beeheart's 80th Birthday today.
And I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post enjoyed that

(benito vaselini juss gerron wit, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than expected

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Parasite extraction porn NSFW
NSFW because revolting
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Just delete this
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get what I just saw.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Related to this
www.medicaldaily.com/science-behind-why-videos-popping-pimples-cysts-and-blackheads-are-so-popular-right-333454

My personal hypothesis is that it is also related to grooming behaviours.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really grubby hair.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept.
That is fucking horrific, and I didn't even play the video.

Peeps, you may just want to scroll on by this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, people do realise that those videos are not what they claim to be?
Constructed for the hits and sweet, sweet ad revenue...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
I know that hair doesn't naturally extrude cold porridge for multiple species to nest in. You want the real thing, look up mango worm extraction videos (don't).
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 19 Jan 2021, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post Robot Chicken | Children of the Popcorn NSFW
NSFW for animated gore.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post Comedy in it's purest form NSFW
Don't click if you don't like to see genitalia
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Perfect, this will be cited in many an A and E dept.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a bum note

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of people saying it's a masterpiece
don't give one tiny fuck about towel continuity.

The towel is 20-40% of the entire visual element, it's the 3rd most important plot device, and the film maker didn't fucking care.

And the sound sucks.

At least it was shot in landscape.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a hoopy frood
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a hoopier frood than most.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Also modest and self effacing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He's so hip
he can barely see over the bloke in the towel's pelvis
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The towel doesn't care.
It's been offered a better part in the next project.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post Remote handcuffs
If this catches on, perhaps fewer of our brown brethren will get shot by cops in the US.
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 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 17 Jan 2021, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice idea, whether they will use it is another thing...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post they should make the gun magenta and cylindrical

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of bolas

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE Hungover, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnavolt is the obvious solution
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtqRir7dco
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Cartridges are a nuisance if you miss
Needs to be rapid fire.

Also, the two weights being fired about 3ft each side of the suspect may well be... Dangerous, so don't fire if you are near any short people or kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 18 Jan 2021, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a way to try this?
I'd like to give it the input "A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat"
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think there's a public point of access yet.
I think they want to keep the trained AI relatively cock free for the time being.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They can try
48hrs from release it will be full of nazi cocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
you can change the options further down in the black boxes, but only from a predefined list
 (razzle, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Penguin made of cucumber is very good.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Sun 17 Jan 2021, 20:21, Reply)

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