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This is a normal post next week it's a tutorial on how to live without peaches for a week in order to afford a can opener

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he's off to a good start

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
He’s never going to get a peach like that.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:00, Reply)
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What lovely looking peaches
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering the crap can openers I've had, this is easier.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Best tin opener ever \/ \/ \/
www.amazon.co.uk/Lantana-Safety-Can-Opener-Bottle/dp/B07464F5WN
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You get commission?

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I am disappoint.
I was hoping for worms.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for candlemas.
I'll be damned, I thought you were older than that.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post FIRE!!
FIRE!!
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post Africa water hole..........may contain natural killings.
Another Africa water hole cam....but no holds barred.
There is already a dead Impala in the waterhole.The food chain is waiting for Crocodiles

Some have already moaned without realising basic nature.These people will not intervene unless human contact caused the injuty.

Ive seen lions, elephants, Giraffes and hippos prevalent, but no crocs yet.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:40, Reply)
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The live cam feeds from African parks, including WildEarth's daily safari drives (formerly known as SafariLive), have made many realise how sanitised wildlife films have been when showing hunts on TV. When it comes to the fate of carcasses in the wild one memorable exception was C4's Elephant:
Life After Death
youtu.be/MW1I_aFC5mM
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post dinner bell
whale fall
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ll I'm getting is the comedy noise stylings of what appears to be a spoon billed ibis*
bit like turning up at a 60s strip club only to find the comedian is on
*no such thing, just a spoonbill
storkibisspoonbill.org/
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post alright SockPuppet

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 9:27, Reply)
This is a link post We're Not Gonna Take It - Mariah Carey Christmas Special
Another There, I ruined it special.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 1:15, Reply)
This is a link post I have no idea what language this guy is speaking
but it is deffo worth watching till the end.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds
a bit Geordie to me.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds a bit like Bahasa to me
So maybe Indonesia or Malaysia?
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:33, Reply)
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It is Indonesian indeed, he basically says to beware of the swirls and clouded water because that is sign of a predator.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Socks and sandals, too.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ok guys.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 15:48, Reply)
This is a link post ARRRRGHHHH

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
i need to somehow play this song when I put people on hold on my phone
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still better
than most of the shit you hear these days.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounded wrong, but not in a bad way.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 0:19, Reply)
This is a link post Building and testing
engine started at 12.08.

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like me the morning after a vindaloo

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:36, Reply)
This is a link post I finally properly quit Facebook
It'd become the equivalent of deliberately plumbing a massive pressurised shite hose directly into my brain.

Now I'm going to come here to get my daily dose of stupidity, instead.

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well played
To go the extra mile, block their trackers and advertising shenanigans network wide, see pi hole

www.troyhunt.com/mmm-pi-hole/
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting little tech solution.

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Good read

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tnVLEO3mDDE
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost every login screen on websites reports your email to FB
Break that and you can't login
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why
every device on my home network is blocked from connecting to FB, and I always sign up for accounts with an email address that never gets used for anything else, it's even called [email protected](my domain).

It only stops you from logging in if you selected to make an account using your FB info.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post More of this sort of thing!

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A damned wise choice!
I had a horrible Facebook habit a few years back, and it went into overdrive while I was unemployed for a few months. I realised I was genuinely fucking sick of it, jacked it in, and pretty much immediately felt a lot better.

I still watch a lot of fucking toss on youtube mind.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Amusingly, this post now has more likes than my usual shit on Failbook.
I browse with Brave, and it seems to clean things up nicely for me. I'll look into the Pi-Hole though, might be the next step.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ace
It can even block video ads in things you're streaming. Makes stuff like All 4 a lot better
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Did not know that.
The commercial catch up channels have been largely ignored in the the Wizard Tower due to those tedious intrusive ads breaking the player.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Virtual BBC Micro in 3d
now if I could only remember the keys
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The terrifying thing about this
is that it's not even plugged in.
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This is a normal post only a tape loading error can save you now

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Also missing all the ports on the bottom (disk drive, printer, user, 1MHz, tube)
and no floppy drive...
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've intruded on somebody else's session.
They're called Lukas and seem to be speaking in Olde English. Weird.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If you see Dongolev tell him I said haldo.

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This is a normal post If you want a less impressive one
fourty.glitch.me/
(I kind-of prefer it)
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a link post Land – Tom Day skates the British countryside
Ronseal

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post As an old fart...
...skateboarder from the '70s, I love this. Everything that looked like it might work as a ramp, worked as a ramp. Eventually. :)
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to skate in the '80s
and a bit of the early '90s
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Gnarly, dude.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Last Nazi propaganda film evar


(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it
Like your promise to open that shop
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a bit debatable
kolberg was released in jan 45 in a single cinema. The comedy "A Man Like Maximilian" was only released in march, and was being screened in berlin cinemas while the final battle of berlin had already started. They probably were a bit starved of light entertainment. The last film released was in april 45, "The Noltenius Brothers", with goebbels favourite actor, Willie Birgel (though work dried up a little until 1950 for him). but i guess kolberg had more of a propaganda slant to it
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post All of which I knew offhand and in no way just looked it up
*examines fingernails*
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, hence the "evar!".
But for me, it's similar to Nero's fiddle.
There's plenty of volk sturming about, and in the cinema just as that idea proved pretty ineffective.
The idea that under shelling, bombing, strafing, almost everything in ruins and Soviets entering the city a Berliner would choose to go to the cinema is delightfully absurd.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post Vultures
More civilised than Black Friday
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Last years Xmas funk I made this!
This years is incoming soon!

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This is a normal post hello

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hi
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hi!
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like cats?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:28, Reply)
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Yes, I do. Really enjoy their nonchalant vibe.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a cat
It's a right cunt
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I WONDER WHY?

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
nice music

tad racist tho
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 9:59, Reply)
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Kurt is the always the hero of the piece!
Loves metal, but is always coerced into jazz funk.
He was inspired by leafing through my Scandinavian friends record collections and, more often than not, finding a copy of “The final countdown“ by Europe.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post Stevie Wonder finds out that it's broke
VHS noise is kinda annoying

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite lovely!

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was much better than I anticipated
Yes he did produce some schmalzy crap as well, but Talking Book, Innervisions and Songs in the Key of Life were three near perfect albums in a row. A true musical genius.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 19:23, Reply)
This is a link post White sperm blowing filmed in Jamaica
Apparently this is rare
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Moby Dick?
Or are you just pleased to see me?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No she blew of her own accord.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure?
Maybe Alaska.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not,
you've got nothing Toulouse.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Genoa?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post At CoP 26
Didn't the fossil fuel lobby claim albedo modification by breeding white whales on oil platforms is the only way to stop climate change?
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The albedo problem is soul-crushingly depressing.
Your idea is silly, but is at least a proposal to do something about it, so you have my full support.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a whale in the Caribbean?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post En route to London obv

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post Editing silliness


(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post very good

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say the voice would have been 100x better if they’d used 15.ai
But then I realised it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post Have you ever played one of the Forza games and wondered how the curated vinyl designs are created?
Probably not all that impressive unless you've actually used the vinyl editor in game. But mind blowing if you have.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 9:59, Reply)
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Nice enough picture, but it's a terrible design for the side of a car. You can barely see it on there even when it's standing still.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, racing games are a lot like football games:
Not really that much fun and generally the same from one release to the next.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There are two or three good ones, come on.
1: Super Mario Kart (SNES)
2: Micro Machines (Master System)
3: Skidmarks (Amiga)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
4: WipEout (Playstation)
5: Road Rash (everything)
6: F17 Challenge (Amiga)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people have GTA on their list.
I think that'd be like calling Elite just a flight sim.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post F-Zero (snes)
edit.
Buggy Boy (C64)
Lotus (AMIGA)
Extreme G (N64)
etc...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Spy hunter (arcade)

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post How many of those are less than 20 years old?
Aside from a free copy of PGR3 for the Xbox I haven’t really seen the need to buy a driving sim since Colin McRae Rally
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Lotus Esprit
was ace on the Amiga. I completed it and sent off for my lotus licence.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I had skidmarks
still do
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree mostly
Unless the game does different/interesting. Wipeout / Mario kart adds weapons and so on. I always liked rollcage on PS1. Underrated game that, great fun.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t think Mario cart would have been nearly as popular without multiplayer.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Trufax

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Rollcage!
I have fond memories of the title but remember very little of the gameplay.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, Burnout!
The crash challenges were always the best bit of that series.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post it all went downhill after spy hunter

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I legitimately learned my left from my right thanks to that game.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Burnout 3 was a masterpiece.
Especially the Road Rage mode which was just smashing other fuckers off the track. Loved it!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Rollcage was fun.
The Ridge Racer series should have stopped at Rage Racer. Everything after that was balls.
Motorstorm 1 & 2 were smart though.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Forza Horizon 4
has you smashing through walls, fences and through farmers fields being chased by a large hovercraft:

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but Wreckfest has 24 American school buses and you in a Trotter's 3-wheeler.
Or ride-on lawnmower racing, except with one guy in a combine harvester.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Like something the lad from Big would drive

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:58, Reply)
This is a link post Barbecue Charcoal Production Line | BBQ Briquettes Processing Plant I made this!
Mod: spamaway
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This is a normal post Fuck off spamcunt

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I love cooking Spam on my BBQ.

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This is a normal post What about the Polar Bears, your wildlife murdering bastards!

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post We should have a captcha.
Click the balls with the correct number of pubes, click the picture that contains Fucklift but not Flappy sort of thing.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yesterday, I was absolutely disgusted to learn that
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone said yesterday that
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles

but that was the first time I had heard of them so I can't say whether Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles or if it is not the case that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.

It is rather disturbing though, that the first thing you hear about them is that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles, people should know that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very well and good,
but how *does* one play Skribbl?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as good as the wood shaving one
b3ta.com/links/1561794
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Will this work with my meat packing machine?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it compatible with my mango dryer?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post mods are on top form today

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou
Mofaha and I work vey hard
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm the mods

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wind it in or I'll naughty step you

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think 'xenobots' is a bit misleading, they're not "living robots" they're just cells, not even gene-edited ones at that
it just sounds like they're fucking around with the properties of frog cells. all cells self-assemble in multicellular organisms, otherwise they wouldn't be multicellular. I'd like to see them take a foetus and power something with its early muscle contraction and call it a "living robot" and see how that flies
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly some sort of piezoelectric battery based on heart cells beating.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:41, Reply)
This is a link post Look, this is Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Jonathan and Darlene Edwards
if this IS glass cock then it wasn't posted under this title because I've been hunting this work of genius down for years and now I've finally found it again!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, GC from 2014 but... fuck you!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post there are only a handful of songs that I unreservedly detest
and that's one of them
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Then this is THE version for you!

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS
But but it's the middle of winter. Help
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:46, Reply)

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