15 votes so far today on /links
The guys at Half the Picture wanted to hear me bang on for and hour, so I obliged. Then I remixed it to give myself a taste of my own medicine. It was excruciating.
link to full thing here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PwsWPNshl0
(, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 18:14, Reply)
I've always loved Qlocktwo's (www.qlocktwo.com/) word clock but couldn't afford the thousands that they cost. So I made my own one.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 17:12, Reply)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 15:25, Reply)
It's two guys reading out the ChatGPT review. I guess that might still be enough to put you off!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 15:42, Reply)
It's taken you 17 years to work up the nerve to post your rampant public dancing on b3ta. Better late than never I guess
(, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 7:12, Reply)
youtu.be/8swIomvuXoI
(, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 14:56, Reply)
Real pen and paper media, too!
(I made this, cause she makes me post them here.)
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 18:57, Reply)
Nice to see some whimsical American insanity instead of, y'know
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 22:53, Reply)
I can't imagine what it must be like to work there - restocking just the shelves is one thing, but how much maintenance does all the other stuff need, and who does it? Who washes the costumes?
So many questions!
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:12, Reply)
the supermarket works in a kind of feudal system where Jim is an absolute monarch.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 2:34, Reply)
I dream of places like this and am massively annoyed that it's off any beaten track I've travelled over there.
Gawd bless ya , sir.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 16:13, Reply)
and a preview of his selection of Ceefx music.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 13:22, Reply)
Let's hope. Would be nice to watch the frog faced twat fade away from public view.
Like Trump, he is a persona dragging a party along. Without that individual, the phenomenon will go away.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:43, Reply)
Sadly, I doubt it, there is always a queue of people who want simple, vindictive, answers to complex questions.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:52, Reply)
I mean, he's called Rupert FFS.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 4:14, Reply)
Cult followers will just pick another grifter who promises the right sort of hate.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 15:43, Reply)
...considering his father was a stockbroker and the only job he's had (except for career politician) was as a commodity trader.
Not to mention the private school. And being worth at least 5 million.
Lucky for him a slim majority of British people are racist cunts.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 20:31, Reply)
are charismaless incompetent fuckwits who will repel all but the most strident racist twat.
You'll never put those off, like you say, there is always a queue of people who want simple, vindictive, answers to complex questions, but politics is determined by swing voters.
Feckless and weak of mind, your average swing voter follows the pendulum of public opinion, and they need a charismatic leader to follow like Farage, Trump, or Hitler.
Take them out of the picture and it is far more likely that the party will fade away into a bubbling sea made from their fuckups and scandals.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 4:24, Reply)
Be crow. Make signs. Wave signs!
How It’s Made vid:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr3VsZYQy4s
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 7:25, Reply)
“BIN DONE MATE!”
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 8:50, Reply)
10K videos of that and only that on this channel. I've only managed to watch 6,982 of them.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:21, Reply)
Seriously, why flush if empty? How does this help us identify which are best? I have lived in many parts of the world. Japanese toilets are the shit, British toilets clog now and again but are generally reliable. US toilets are (often), well, crap. I'm not covering the hole in the ground varieties and squat and drop ones that I have endured. They work better than most US toilets though. Oh and US toilets have a higher fill level which means that they splash. France has many adjacent countries if you need to use a public toilet
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:24, Reply)
There's a flat level under your bum, not under the water where the turd sits stinking in the open air until you flush.
A German told me it's meant to allow you to inspect your stool for health issues before it's flushed away.
Particularly horrific if you have the runs after too much wheat beer and sausages
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 8:10, Reply)
in countries where large numbers of tourists may be used to the squat-over-the-hole types, and think they need to stand on the seat.
Conversely, one of the few times I've seen a Japanese toilet outside Japan was in the Giant Panda Breeding Centre in Chengdu. There were signs on the door advising how to use it in Chinese, Japanese and English, along with the 'do not stand' sign. However, it was all to much information for the poor bastard who was in there before me, who evidently took one look at this monster of technology and decided to have a dump in the waste basket next to it instead.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 10:35, Reply)
The last Liz Truss Show got 8,300.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:56, Reply)
I had to stop the last Truss show video halfway through to relieve myself of my painfully erect penis, then completely lost interest and didn't watch the second half.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 16:09, Reply)
User Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! had reposted this link back in 2010, and since we've been discussing all things northern lately I thought it needed to be brought back into public view. A really decomposed video, but fortunately that's what the kids are into today.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:16, Reply)
youtu.be/FfMvbdroAQM
He gets testy with people when they talk about the man under the bin. Not that there is one of course; he’s a Recyclon through and through.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 19:01, Reply)
I'd like it if recycling companies tried to bribe him and subsequent articles in Private Eye exposing them. Questions raised in the house, defensive interviews, perhaps a whiff of sexual scandal.
This could run and run.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:32, Reply)
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 2:48, Reply)
youtu.be/cjHVq8RR7_U
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 18:15, Reply)
May appeal to some / none
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 7:45, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1KeoTbq-3c
(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 19:19, Reply)
Not laughed like this for a while but I can't actually tell you what I was laughing at. A bit like the Fast Show really.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 22:24, Reply)
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