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This is a link post R.I.P Niki Lauda
I'm sure he would have approved
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Tue 21 May 2019, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
Poo.

It is an enduring regret of mine that I didn’t say hello to him when I saw him at Finnair’s Pilot Training School in Helsinki.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 21 May 2019, 4:08, Reply)
This is a link post WebGL Fluid Simulation.
Give it the full five fingers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters Owwww, Mon 20 May 2019, 23:34, Reply)
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that's so pretty and lovely. thank you for sharing.
 (i124nk8 Say it out loud, Mon 20 May 2019, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that's my spooge that is

(L E T S G O, Mon 20 May 2019, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post your balls are tripping

(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan, Tue 21 May 2019, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm soo glad I checked /links tonight
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin {{{ y = -2x^2/315 + 4x }}}, Tue 21 May 2019, 3:14, Reply)
This is a link post Bombskare - wanna be famous
music
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 20 May 2019, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Motivational speech
MonoNeon & Matthew Silver

SFW if you're allowed to say 'holy shit' at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 May 2019, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/user/vendidou
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo (1 like), Mon 20 May 2019, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to hear them without the voice track
Check out big ass on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/big-ass-5

Makes for interesting listening for long journeys
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo (1 like), Mon 20 May 2019, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The SC one could work as meme karaoke

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 May 2019, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I could probably do the Trump China video.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo (1 like), Mon 20 May 2019, 21:45, Reply)
This is a link post Go on, go on you stupid Top Of The Pops Audience, dance to this no.1!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garidead my milkshake brings all the Nazis to the yard, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it so weird how close together they stand at the beginning.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 May 2019, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Because Yewtree

(I helped save b3ta! garidead my milkshake brings all the Nazis to the yard, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
because 4:3
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Edmunds can certainly talk the talk
but can he Van Der Valk?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Vying with James Last
For the Reader's Digest music awards
 (I helped save b3ta! garidead my milkshake brings all the Nazis to the yard, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Well, that's my mind made up..
Sorry..
 (GeeFunk, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way
the EU argument has been polarised into calling opponents racist and making Farage look a dick. If the EU camp had pointed out a few good reasons for staying I'm sure they would've won.

I've only heard 3 reasons from various people for staying in the EU:
1. "My pension fund will go down."
2. "LED light bulbs"
3. "We're consuming resources at a fantastic rate and need to colonise other planets. The EU is the best way of achieving this."
 (arch_stanton, Mon 20 May 2019, 20:03, Reply)
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4. 3RD WORLD WAR!!! for some fucking reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 20 May 2019, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Beware - you're playing into the hands of the Brexiteers.
like an emotional penis.
 (arch_stanton, Mon 20 May 2019, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How about:
Because it will fuck up supply lines for important medicine?
Because the pound will plummet and obliterate our tourism industry?

Or do problems all just get brushed under the "project fear" carpet?

Edit. Or maybe, "Brexit has shown what a bunch of self serving wankers there are on both sides of the house, and the less control they have compared to relatively neutral EU ministers, the better?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla you're all covered in piss, don't touch me, Mon 20 May 2019, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "relatively neutral EU ministers"

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Bleeding Edge Lord, Mon 20 May 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Compared to just about the entire Tory Party.
And a large chunk of the other major parties, but the Tories are money grabbing cunts, practically by definition.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla you're all covered in piss, don't touch me, Mon 20 May 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The only reason supply lines will be disrupted
"If the EU camp had pointed out a few good reasons for staying I'm sure they would've won."

That's all they had to do. That's all you need to do.
 (arch_stanton, Mon 20 May 2019, 23:11, Reply)
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"I love the way the EU argument has been polarised into calling opponents racist and making Farage look a dick"

only if you read commentary and analysis no more sophisticated than the fucking Sun. Most opponents of Brexit see enormous negative consequence in breaking a complex series of multilateral agreements in everything from product safety to reciprocal sales tax, with pan-european organisation to manage them with economy of scale, and instead resorting to some ridiculous fantasy of go-it-alone nationalism, where almost everyone of those agreements will eventually need to be renegotiated from a position of weakness, because most of them Britian was in favour of because it was in our interest, if not the architect of. And that the number one issue of Brexiters, freedom of movement, had some merit back in the 90s if you were in low-skilled trade that didn't require language skills, but makes less sense now where the trend for the three years before brexit was reducing numbers of Poles in Britain as the polish economy modernised and now provides a decent market for british and european goods and is buffer against Russian influence, exactly the motivating factors behind allowing them entry. Or that where once post-war Britain led the way in human rights and equity, in recent years the pendulum has swung. Compare the European Charter on Human Rights with the tories Snoopers Charter (Investigatory Powers Bill ). One guarantees a right to privacy, the british one allows bulk data collection and inspection by multiple third party agencies without warrant. Or the EU anti-monopoly success against sony and microsoft. Do you think Britian has the power or political will to stand up to these multinationals as the EU did?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may is on Earth for a reason: Gravity, Mon 20 May 2019, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Or listen to the EU, or its supporters
"If the EU camp had pointed out a few good reasons for staying I'm sure they would've won."

That's all they had to do. That's all they still need to do. Given the resources they have to hand it should be quite easy really.
 (arch_stanton, Mon 20 May 2019, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post they made good, reasoned and articulate arguments against brexit, they were everywhere I looked, as did almost all independent commenters of any standing and economic institutions who attempted to model the outcome
But it was all "project fear", wasn't it? Better not to engage with it. Like when people tell you the Shroud of Turin is fake, that's really Satan talking through them. They weren't listened to then. they're not being listened to now. Brexiters will find a weak bit of pro-EU political satire like the above and pretend that's the sum of counterarguments. It's little different to project fear
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may is on Earth for a reason: Gravity, Tue 21 May 2019, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This, fucking this
If you think arch listed all the problems with brexit you are too dumb to be allowed to breathe unsupervised.

I think Project Fear steals the high ground from Project Dumbfuck
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan made a terrible Dad joke on, Tue 21 May 2019, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post great audio of him berating his security
as they blundered him towards someone holding a milkshake.

Rules:
1. Don't put Nigel near milkshakes
2. See rule #1
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised he's doing walkabouts tbh

(benito vaselini, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Also great pickup of people laughing as he's lead off.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post "you can stop humming that Kelis tune
and pass me a fucking tissue."
 (I helped save b3ta! garidead my milkshake brings all the Nazis to the yard, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm cynical enough to think it might be a stunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you include yourself berating your security manager,
if you had set this up as a stunt?
 (eViLegion is so wise in the ways of science., Mon 20 May 2019, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be more suspect had he not.

(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont reckon he's got much to gain from it
Youth turnout will be key I reckon and this will boost it if anything
 (benito vaselini, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently not
https://.twitter.com/themadbrewery


...................and he's gone. Together with his "not guilty I tripped m'laud" plea.


 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This account's Tweets are protected.
Lol.
 (eViLegion is so wise in the ways of science., Mon 20 May 2019, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly surprising really
He'll be on the front page of the Sun tomorrow, described as an anti brexit fanatic and Corbyn supporter
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Mon 20 May 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite a high scorer.
The end-of-level boss is coming on June 3rd.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post A knighthood for the one that yops the president!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post posthumous

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Full state funeral with all the trimmings

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:12, Reply)
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hummus?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Rest in chickpeas

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 May 2019, 18:16, Reply)
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y t
 (2 bandimble, Mon 20 May 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
This is also a very good post which I really enjoy reading
fleeing the complex
 (arianapham, Tue 21 May 2019, 2:28, Reply)
This is a link post Game of Chocolate Factories I made this!
SPOILER ALERT - Don't watch until you've seen the last episode of Game of Thrones - unless you don't care about that stuff of course
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 May 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post preferred the end of season 7
that Mike Teevee one was getting on my tits
 (benito vaselini, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:17, Reply)
This is a link post A Different Drummer - Celebrating Eccentrics
"A celebration of those who are truly different from the rest of us and who, according to a ten-year study, are healthier, happier and tend to live longer."
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 19 May 2019, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'm NEVER gonna die.
Suck it up you crybaby, liberal, hand-wringing, bed-wetting, autismic spastic fuckers.
 (^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 May 2019, 21:02, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ23rdXf-Q4
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 19 May 2019, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The duck lady story is sad reflection on poverty.

(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan, Sun 19 May 2019, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post inspired by peace pilgrim
walk with me?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 20 May 2019, 0:31, Reply)
This is a link post I wibble when I piddle 'cos my middle is a riddle
Ian Dury & The Blockheads, "Spasticus Autisticus",1981.
Song banned at the time by the BBC, then used in the paralympic opening ceremony in London 2012 (here).
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sun 19 May 2019, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Always a pleasure to hear some Dury...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 19 May 2019, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ian McKellen looking lost in the 2012 vid
"this can't be my bit"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 May 2019, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This was commissioned for the International Year of the Disabled
- you know, with Joey Deacon and all.
[So I heard, anyway]

Strangely, they didn't use it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 2nd level twat, Mon 20 May 2019, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Hooray! Monday Tomorrow!!! Whoooooooooo!

(Back To The Future: Tokyo Drift They're still going.... like b3ta!, Sun 19 May 2019, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!? Happy Mondays? Less of that enthusiastic energy.
Relax and step on
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 20 May 2019, 7:53, Reply)
This is a link post Baby Elon
Looks eerily like Verne Troyer at times.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 19 May 2019, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting how good one's brain is
At picking out fakery. Funny because it puts a very rich mans face on a baby and very clever at sorting out different povs but the edges show a bit.
 (arch_stanton, Mon 20 May 2019, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post man who survived a jump from the Golden Gate Bridge
pretty compelling stuff
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *Raises eyebrow*
Was he saved by the power of BabyMetal or summat?
 (^(^;;^)^) (^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 May 2019, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post If you get the chance, watch the documentary The Bridge
imdb.com/title/tt0799954/?ref_=fn_al_tt_9
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 19 May 2019, 19:56, Reply)
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Thx. Youtuble link to the film, prob NSFW, here.
I have no idea whether that is a legal/legit copy.

"a 2006 British-American documentary film by Eric Steel spanning one year of filming at the famed Golden Gate Bridge [,,,] captured a number of suicides."[wiki]
 (SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sun 19 May 2019, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post seen it.
I have a personal thing to add here.

I cycled over it a few years back (like hundreds of times over the years) and I cycled past one guy who looked strange, then he started climbing over the railings and I was thinking waahhh? oh no.... I could have maybe stopped. But I kept going, Then i looked down and saw him floating face up in the water, quite dead.

So, yeah. hmmm.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a similar thing today with a snake (or maybe slowworm)
Was cycling down a quiet village street, rode past the serpent, was just absently wondering about turning round and trying to move the beggar when a 4x4 roared past me. Flat as a pancake.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 20 May 2019, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Manchester pride

(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post “Before I started, the prospect of Rees-Mogg in Downing Street struck me as a ridiculous idea,"
he wrote. “But if this is what it takes to stop him writing another book, then I think we should seriously consider paying the price.”
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I see he narrated the audiobook version.
12 hours and 33 minutes of Rees-Mogg in your ears.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Cernan Interview with the legendary Sir Patrick Moore
50 years ago today, Gene Cernan was in Apollo 10, ten miles above the Moon, 18th of May, 1969. In 1972, he landed in Apollo 17.
The last Man on the Moon.
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:11, Reply)
This is a link post Freaks of Nurture
"An animated short about a neurotic mother-daughter relationship inspired by the filmmaker’s own unorthodox upbringing with her single-parent mom, who is also a foster parent and dog breeder."
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my mother-in-law that is.
12 dogs she has, and a load of other animals too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 19 May 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post But
what about Jonathan?
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner sees the glass in the landfill, broken and stained, Mon 20 May 2019, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post 50 years ago today, we almost landed on the Moon
Going for the hat-trick; sorry about that. It's quiet today.
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Sun 19 May 2019, 13:47, Reply)

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