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Man with (anothers) genitals in bag 'arrested following a tip-off.'
Journalism at it's finest.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 16:13, Reply)
Web page not available? Boo
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 17:45,
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I trust Detective Constable Dickson is working out of docked green
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 20:17,
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Pretty, but...
What's the Roche limit and innermost stable circular orbit for a rocky body around Sag A*?
How much radiation could our magnetosphere handle?
Is our enjoyment time measured in minutes or seconds?
Where has Venus's opaque atmosphere gone?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 23:12,
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No Ed Sheeran JOkes?. YOU inauthentic fucks. Palestine too "complicated"?
I made this!
Real men don't ignore the genocide of children you man-child cuck corporate supplicant fucks
this place died because normal functioning folks out grew it
Duke of Prunes,, TGA etc
those not desperate to seek their identity in an online persona
spending their days in this echo chamber because normal relationships in the real world are too difficult to negotiate
poor kittens
I wonder if Rob knew what a shower or losers he'd attract.
He was a good bloke as I remember. Monkeon too .
god knows why they keep this place
yours sincerely, (with more authenticity in my toe nail than the entire shower of you cunts)
The Goat/ Clay
Click for bigger (176 kb)Andrew Brigden Mp, and Croydon Funeral director John Looney. 2 men risking their lives. blew the whistle on the "covid" bs and what they put in those vaccines.. of course you lot took the vaccine. cucks always live in fear and cower to authority figures and their gods in white coats .
enjoy your speed of science turbo cancers and clots you fuck wit conditioned supplicants
your own arrogant ignorance made you take it. no one forced you. your ego is your own downfall. as it is meant to be.
attachment is suffering.
Spoilers: Happytoast can edit your posts . I knew you had mod powers back in 2012 you inauthentic man child
(, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 2:37, Reply)
You're the one with a mouth full of charcoal, right?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 3:14,
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eh?
not sure what you're on about, but that's a pretty veiny forearm
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 6:28,
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High blood pressure from all the outrage.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 17:46,
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You forgot about /talk.
It's not too late, you can knock up ASCII art versions of your pictures and post there too.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 8:54, Reply)
anti vax edgelord no less
I think he thinks he is a superhero
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 11:51,
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OK, vax bad. Where do you stand on Henrys or Dysons?
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 12:06,
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When I was a professional cleaner I was provided a Henry
and later I got myself a Vax. Henrys are ACE, practically indestructible and potentially last forever (unless you ruin them with ash, but even then they can be fixed). Vax, depending on the model, require the user to wear ear protection and can lift dust from the next room. Vax very good.
Dysons are completely useless and anyone who believes theirs is good is a twat. All Dysons are shit, but the worst two I've used are the Ball (no suction, entirely useless) and the Dual Cyclone AKA Lego (no suction, entirely useless, falls to pieces at random especially on stairs).
Their shitty handhelds are useful for collecting minibeasts but do not bother trying to clean anything with them.
If you like Dyson I will fight you in real life.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 22:04,
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Yup Dyson don't last, they are shiny and multicoloured which is the best feature.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Sep 2026, 0:20,
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I don't think you get to use the term "man-child" whilst wearing shit cosplay..
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 20:29,
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Incidentally, since we last crossed paths with our previous usernames (I was The Hedgehog From Hell)
I now work in pharmaceutical manufacturing. In an NHS 'specials' unit rather than BIG PHARMA, but we're regulated the same way. Happy to answer any questions or address any concerns you have, drop me a gaz if you like.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 21:23, Reply)
Taking a super chill out track....
I made this!
...and making it even more so.
It's cool to hear what's behind the bass and drums.
Check out the original Way Out West Sunrise mix too.
(, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 21:52, Reply)
Is it Gazpacho Soup Day again already?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 22:06,
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heavy is the head
I made this!
Working with @EqualArts to examine the relationship between #oldermen and #creativity, we created embedded #animation works where the ideas and creativity of these men were expressed on crowns they wore.
A compilation of snippets of the final works, moving between gadgets and nature, #popart and #signlanguage, and how they see creativity in their lives. The images are mostly drawn from their own work.
The animations were created, in order of showing, by Daria MistMiav Bulavina (Thom’s Girl), Liv Berry, @kiracorporal and myself. Daria, Kira and Liv have a #SheffieldHallam connection, and Sylvie Johnson from Newcastle is a graduate of Newcastle College.
The crowns can be seen as part of #secularmagic, relying on sleight of hand, optical illusions, physics, psychology and special effects. They are an expression of the #reenchantment of the world through #technique.
#ParticipatoryArt #AnimationArt #CreativeAging #NorthEastArtists #ContemporaryArt
(, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 6:59, Reply)
"Oops, something went wrong"
That's on an Android phone without installing the YT Studio app.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 7:41,
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I think he's just copied and pasted this from his other social media posts
(, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 9:46, Reply)
That’s your link for editing the vid
Try youtube.com/video/LS1yVWmKPN0
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LP, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 10:02,
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it's a good thing, to get old blokes involved in creating things and art
however:
The crowns can be seen as part of #secularmagic, relying on sleight of hand, optical illusions, physics, psychology and special effects. They are an expression of the #reenchantment of the world through #technique.
is a good candidate for pseuds corner. are you applying for an arts grant?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 16:00,
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#fuck
#off
#with
#the
#hashtag
#shit
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 21:22,
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I killed a man once, with my bare hands, there was a point at which I knew I could stop, but I pressed on, watched the light leave his eyes
Thanks for the link! :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 16:38,
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Muslamic Invaders
NSFW
Just citizens with legitimate concerns about modern immigration. AKA Cunts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHveRMBuVd0
(, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 21:00, Reply)
On a scale of 1 to 10
How much is this going to fuck up my recommendations?
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LP, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 21:36,
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I've been getting some right-wing videos recommended to me for the last few days now. The only reason I can think of is that I've been reading a few non- YouTube articles about the muppets harassing the RNLI, because I happen to live in Portsmouth.
(, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 16:59, Reply)
I don't know the answer.
What's the average IQ of a Somali when compared to an European. Your song was suggesting that some British people were low IQ
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An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 1:29,
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Saw that - I am glad they are expanding the lore.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 18:17,
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THis is ace, and rather sweet
It may be a coincidence of timing but I feel a Nordic Colin From Accounts vibe.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 18 Sep 2026, 17:01,
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Excellent stuff, but there is a notable exception
Sebo vacuum cleaners, which I discovered by dragging a discarded one out of a skip. Not only are spares readily available, they're cheap enough that a UK supplier is building a popular but discontinued model almost entirely from spares. Yes, they're about 50% more expensive than the original but I reckon that with most consumer goods you'd be looking at several times the cost to do the same thing.
Oh, and it's also the best vacuum cleaner I've ever owned. My collection of "damaged but a bit pricey to repair" Dysons were cheerfully dispatched to the tip!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 7:56,
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i had one decades ago
The ex is still using it maybe 25 years later
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 9:57,
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I like my henry for similar reasons
Every spare part is still available, and they’re often common across multiple models (or generations) It’s built to last and is extremely easy to work on.
Also, happy friendly smiley face!
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LP, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 16:57,
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Dysons are the benchmark for marketing over functionality bullshit. Millions fall for the overpriced shit vacuum cleaners, and then buy another one next year each time it breaks.
(, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 17:02, Reply)
I hear that Shark are just as bad.
Very few spare parts shared between models and production of spares stops shortly after a new model is released.
I was tempted to get one of those G-Tech battery powered hoovers when our current one eventually dies, since the handheld one I have is decent enough but that fucking advert has put me off G-Tech forever.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 14:42,
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dysons are ok
i inherited one from my dad when he carked it, and it sucks, in a good way
not sure about all the hype and i'd never fork out that much retail if I had to buy it myself, it's just a vacuum cleaner. Also seems top heavy and would snap if it ever fell, but so far i've avoided that. but it does a good job on carpets. could do with flexible attachment for the car, though. Didnt think of that one, did you mr design genius?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 6:36,
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Cover Stories Calendar 2027
I made this!
Hello. Apologies for the random post, but Rob kindly advised me to add a link here so he can potentially add it to the newsletter. Sorry for any disruption to the usual fun stuff.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 16:36,
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Jesus fucking Christ on a bike. 25 years. What have we all done with our lives?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 16:50,
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I've helped run a cult website and had three kids
ok, teenage me wanted to be a pop star but no regrets
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rob, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 17:11,
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'ere!
You only get candles if you pay your subscription, rob.
Do you mean to tell us you pay yourself?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 19:10,
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no, no, look
- cult, right? Swap the l for an n, right?
Hilarious, yeah
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 21:56,
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I couldn't see it either
Mainly because you were replying to yourself, not Rob!
Worth the wait though!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 6:17,
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Hang on, am I in a cult?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:57,
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right, ill try again
- l
+ n
Pfft
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 15:31,
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HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 17:20,
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River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venue
I’m looking forward to some world record times at this event.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 13:31,
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Wonder if any rowers
will end up competing in both the Olympics and the Paralympics?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 14:41,
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Wouldn't like their chances of making it to 25
Happy Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandles!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 14:49,
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Men's cockless fours
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 1:28,
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Potentially much MUCH more excinting than the usual rowing
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 18 Sep 2026, 17:03,
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We got the moves by Electric Callboy
NSFW
Totally not my genre but it's still stuck in my head. Favourite comment from another video:
Germans.
Rammstein: "We're cool because we make fun of cultural stereotypes and don't take ourselves too seriously."
Electric Callboy: "Halte mein bier"
NSFW for a single F-word in case someone decides to play it out loud in the office.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 6:29,
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Yeah - it occurred to me that it might do well there
But apparently they weren't considered as they aren't "radio friendly". My son's seeing them in Manchester in January - I'm tempted to tag along for a giggle.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 15:48,
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They're very good
But I liked them more when they were called Eskimo Callboy.
Here's a song with German rapper Finch, whose Spotify bio describes him "As a rapper, FINCH crafts a world of village fairs, roast chicken, and peppermint liqueur. His music is all about drinking, fucking, and your mum."
youtu.be/Xx1uLMvsmvk?si=kMEnxglB-xo5JWHj
(, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 13:27, Reply)
There I was lamenting the recent gap in Gorn based viewing....
... and the various algorithms provided.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 17:43, Reply)
I got one
Click on the far right of the screen. I know it's fascist, but it works. lol
(, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 22:19, Reply)
they totally lied, it's supposedly impossible
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 10:27,
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Unusual website roulette
Visit the page, get sent somewhere interesting. It's like the internet used to be.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:13, Reply)
indietronica, or so I'm told.
only got a few songs coz that's all we've written.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:22,
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Is it a bird!? Is it a plane?!!
No! It’s a shitload of candles!!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 13:18,
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It's a firebird
or a plane on fire.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 15:27,
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I'll have to take your word for it because Spotify can fuck all the way off
happy candles anyways!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:45,
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We're on other stuff. Band name is Token Mouse
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 22:56,
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Bandcamp is my go to...
streamed using NewPipe on my 'phone.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 22:09,
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Inverted Asteroids
Set gravity wells to attract the asteroids and fling them at the ships to destroy them.
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sinisterduck, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:11,
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I like it
but it's really hard to see the asteroid shaped ships in a field of asteroids the same size as them
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 20:54,
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Seconded. I like it a lot, but it's really hard to keep track of the ships because they're not a consistent shape.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:56,
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On a laptop the ships show up as different colours
On my phone they show the same colour as the asteroids.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 15:30,
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That's an odd choice
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:27,
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Might just be designed for Internet Explorer 5.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 16:39,
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I should probably update to that one of these days
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Sep 2026, 18:39,
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Different colours for the ships than the asteroids would make it a lot easier
Personally, I'd also like the gravity to be less strong so the game is more 'guide the asteroids' rather than 'click on the spaceships'
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 16 Sep 2026, 20:23,
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Timely post
Do you have any details or as to how this works or is it all just in space?
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 3:03,
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Slap fascists as hard as you can
in a safe, non lethal way, OBVIOUSLY.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 20:47,
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Underground Dentists Predicted By The Day Today
Pop-up events in N.Ireland: www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c770nr6736ko reminded me of this.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 12:48, Reply)
Marvin Gaye - Wherever I Lay My Hat (62 Vocals / 83 vocals)
I made this!
When you hear a Paul Young song but then realise it was initially by Marvin Gaye, so you listen to that version but wonder how it would sound like with the version in your head.
Bonus - the Paul Young version came out the same year as Marvin's final album 'Midnight Love' and reminds me a bit of his performance at the NBA All Star game.
Tentatively clicking 'I made this' as I did the remix on this version.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:02, Reply)
Very nicely done
Conveniently free of any risk of litigation
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David Sylvanian, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:47,
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