The Crystal Cube (1983)
Thompson, Fry & Laurie's Look Around You-like pilot dealing with themes of genetics, eugenics, Nazism, religion and Marxism. Bizarrely the BBC chose not to give them a full series.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 21:16,
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WidthipediaI made this!
I made a new way to browse Wikipedia!
(malevole, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 18:11,
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Ha! After wondering why you'd want to see only two Wikipedia pages
I realised it probably wasn't intended to be used on a phone! Wonderfully silly - I applaud this kind of thing.
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 14 Aug 2026, 5:56,
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The outpouring of support for Binface way up here in the North has been inspiring.
I decided to move my wheelie bin from its usual spot in the back garden and put it at the roadside as a gesture of solidarity with that intrepid space warrior. It turns out that the entire street have had exactly the same idea!
(jonbobloves you, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:58,
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This joke gets funnier every time.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:33,
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I’m just trying to get as much mileage out of it as I can.
The way things are going it may be several weeks before the Count stands in another byelection!
(jonbobloves you, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:50,
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Not clicking that, might support yet another genocide.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 17:59,
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Who?
Pedro, Fucklift, or Facebook?
(Invisible Wizard- 13th Level Scrote, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 18:59,
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FB, obviously, but you've got me intrigued.
Which genocide(s) has Pedro supported? How can a tragically failed meme about forklifts support genocide?
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 19:06,
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How do you know it's tragically failed if you haven't seen it ðŸ˜
(PedroHincreating chaos since 1976, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 20:53,
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Mofaha has the day off.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 15:50,
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Because you're sharing a pro-genocidal social media link.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:23,
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neat! :D
(PedroHincreating chaos since 1976, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 0:02,
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Can you post it on Friends Reunited plz? Tks
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 9:58,
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50 shades of hay
This might be the only film I go see in the cinema this year
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:04,
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At least it wasn't a bad remake of The Wicker Man, that wood be the last straw.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:23,
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groan, and creak, and other wood based noises.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 21:36,
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I looked IMDB
The critics gave it a pretty good rattan
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 0:12,
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They clearly enjoyed the tale that was woven.
The one time being a basket case is an advantage.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 16:55,
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Looks interesting, and Colman is an instant watch for me.
But so far, the only film I have any interest of suffering the cinema for is The Incomer, and even then only if the wee independent inside the local theatre shows it. I have no intention of setting foot in another commercial cinema as long as I live.
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 15:50,
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If his first name isn't John then that's a crying shame.
John Wicker has a nice ring to it.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 11:17,
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Alan.
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 16:53,
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Three pubers per city
(OctoI ruin everything., Tue 11 Aug 2026, 7:52,
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Swedemason - SwedemasonI made this!
The guys at Half the Picture wanted to hear me bang on for and hour, so I obliged. Then I remixed it to give myself a taste of my own medicine. It was excruciating. link to full thing here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PwsWPNshl0
(swedemasonanother self-promoting cunt, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 18:14,
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Grand as, to see you.
If maybe a little unsettling. HuzzaH! \o/
(unclepills, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:04,
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\o/
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:20,
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Keep milkin' it!
Nice to put a face to a name too.
(Varmint, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:53,
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Fantastic
as always
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 21:19,
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Get a haircut, that man!
(Covid69Boris variant., Sun 9 Aug 2026, 21:31,
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Stephen Merchant's let himself go.
(VicJameson: fucking internet virgins since, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 22:34,
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Get in! Never don't be milking it!
(QuiverSearch for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 8:25,
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Excellent!
Miiiiiilk!
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 13:25,
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nice
apart from the satire and your editing skill, you've got a real ear for musical hooks I often find myself in the kitchen singing annoyingly to my kids "base, base, base...the buttery biscuit base"
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 2:09,
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I suspect you're neither a Swede nor a mason...
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 11:35,
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Word ClockI made this!
I've always loved Qlocktwo's (www.qlocktwo.com/) word clock but couldn't afford the thousands that they cost. So I made my own one.
(strongp, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 17:12,
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Yeah I'm not clicking on that because, based on the title, it contains chatgpt reviewing music.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 15:25,
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It is and it isn't
It's two guys reading out the ChatGPT review. I guess that might still be enough to put you off!
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 15:42,
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Definitely not clicking that then.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 17:04,
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I fart in your general direction
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 6:17,
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I'd rather be vaguely farted at than willingly partake of AI generated content.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 19:54,
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frbbbbttt parp blut
poot
Spoiler: it's an AI mocking video
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 0:22,
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I'll watch Ed Zitron's unconvincing wig videos
but not AI generated content.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 18:01,
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It's taken you 17 years to work up the nerve to post your rampant public dancing on b3ta. Better late than never I guess
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 7:12,
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He's got worms
(Varmint, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 8:15,
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That is utterly spectacular.
I can't imagine what it must be like to work there - restocking just the shelves is one thing, but how much maintenance does all the other stuff need, and who does it? Who washes the costumes? So many questions!
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:12,
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Reading between the lines
the supermarket works in a kind of feudal system where Jim is an absolute monarch.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 2:34,
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Back of the net again, Townsy.
I dream of places like this and am massively annoyed that it's off any beaten track I've travelled over there. Gawd bless ya , sir.
(unclepills, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 16:13,
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Cheers unc :)
Glad you liked it
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 23:07,
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"Whether I win or lose, on thing is for sure, Farage has lost"
Let's hope. Would be nice to watch the frog faced twat fade away from public view.
Like Trump, he is a persona dragging a party along. Without that individual, the phenomenon will go away.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:43,
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Sadly, I doubt it, there is always a queue of people who want simple, vindictive, answers to complex questions.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:52,
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I don't think Lowe will have as easy a time cosplaying as 'the working man'.
I mean, he's called Rupert FFS.
(jonbobloves you, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 4:14,
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As though Farage was convincing as a patriotic ordinary guy.
Cult followers will just pick another grifter who promises the right sort of hate.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 15:43,
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If farage can come across as a man of the people anyone can...
...considering his father was a stockbroker and the only job he's had (except for career politician) was as a commodity trader. Not to mention the private school. And being worth at least 5 million.
Lucky for him a slim majority of British people are racist cunts.
(dyllonnice beaver., Sat 8 Aug 2026, 20:31,
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I have a strong hope that the rest of Reform
are charismaless incompetent fuckwits who will repel all but the most strident racist twat.
You'll never put those off, like you say, there is always a queue of people who want simple, vindictive, answers to complex questions, but politics is determined by swing voters.
Feckless and weak of mind, your average swing voter follows the pendulum of public opinion, and they need a charismatic leader to follow like Farage, Trump, or Hitler.
Take them out of the picture and it is far more likely that the party will fade away into a bubbling sea made from their fuckups and scandals.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 4:24,
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It might keep them out of the picture for a while.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 17:02,
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