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This is a link post footy finals time here, put me in mind of this commentary gem NSFW
NSFW because of swear
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Smoking a chili pepper thru a bong
... I have no words ...

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Killing his last remaining brain cell

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post He's clearly trying to send some sort of message.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 6:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The white soles on brown shoes are clearly aggravating

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tactical dress shoes. Awful.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as bad as white socks with black shoes.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post White socks with black shoes that have white soles?
Are Bertie Basset's permissible?
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if it was a child?
What if it was a child??
youtu.be/l41MZ6gN62c?feature=shared
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadness in his eyes

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post commander is a pretty boss name for an alsation

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a link post I know it's Trump of whom we are all tired but this is big
He has lost all his licenses to do business in New York (where most of his businesses are located).

His lawyers get sanctioned for being shit as well.

It goes on a bit, but if you're after a bit of schadenfreude this is very satisfying.
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post An "investment genius" according to one of his lawyers.
This describing a man who bankrupted a casino, which is supposedly impossible, and is worth less today than he would be if he had just put the money his dad gave him into a savings account.

As to schadenfreude, surely shame only attaches when the victim is someone who doesn't actually deserve it?
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was 'delight in the misfortune of others'

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right.
I got Schaden confused with Shande. Must have been the shandy.

Nevertheless, don't most people feel less bad if they laugh at someone who they think is getting what they deserve? YBF vs. Dashcams, that sort of thing.
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 3:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an equal opportunity schadenfreudist
All misery is equally entertaining.

Twirls moustache
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shandyfreude?
Is that when you delight in watching others consume terrible drinks?
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's when you steal your Dad's shandy and give it to your Mum

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trump losing bigly?
So sad!
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post bullshitter convicted of bullshitting says "I'm innocent. Believe me, I'm not bullshitting"

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post when his defence was "I was only bullshitting"

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Yes, I'm definitely watching the pendant
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(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Marvellous. Good for her.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post the slo mo guys should do a study

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was subtly reminded of this:
youtu.be/rp-Oiu3TI60?si=ll1p1zZH9Y4CZo81
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Spite Buildings

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Now I don’t know what to think.
Also, he’s never heard of the Streisand effect:
www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertainment/david-walliams-sues-britains-got-talent-newsupdate/
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to take issue with the words “popular” and “comedian”.
If you go back and watch Little Britain I think you’d be hard pressed to see it as anything other utter shite, Tom Baker excepted of course.
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will never forget when Gordon Brown was asked what his favourite tv show was.
Little Britain, he implausibly replied. In the interest of balance, David Cameron chose as one of his Desert Island Discs ‘Ernie’ (The Fastest Milkman in the West). Which is worse? A populist porkie or weird confession of a penchant for a warbling sex pest?
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post And May said NCIS.
Given that you mentioned both Cameron and a song I’ve never heard I can’t tell which of the two was a “porkie”.
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The disturbing thing is Cameron was telling the truth.
Apparently he also mentions it in his memoir that no one apart from reviewers and political hacks read.

I have watched only one episode of NCIS. It wasn’t as good as The Bill.
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post So hackneyed and over-dramatised that it's practically painful to watch.

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post /links, you mean

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cameron
Also chose Eton rifles as one of his desert island discs.

www.nme.com/news/music/paul-weller-12-1211374
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, neither of them just posted a link to a story about a dog nonce

(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, if you look back on it now it's a load of lowbrow, low effort bollocks.
But there's no denying that it was massively popular at the time, and I suspect that a significant proportion of the individuals censuring Little Britain in 2023 fucking loved it 20 years ago.
(, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a link post A thing i'm doing on the Youtubes I made this!
The show is in its infancy and not everyone's cuppa tea, but enjoy an oddball collection of makers. Plus if you've made something that you think is rather spiffing, come and show it off every Saturday at 9pm
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a link post See you later, alligator.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this the dog-botherer from earlier?
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post My apologies.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post At this rate we'll have no mods left

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a link post R.I.P David McCallum
I was going to save this for my candle day, but the relentless 24 hour news-a-thon juggernaut of b3ta rolls ever inexorably onward
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always remember him
as the invisible man. But I can't see him in that role any more.
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post /stab

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon I'd still like a go on Jo Lumley

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Bit awks.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ooof
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post his name even begins with Hun ffs

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This makes me Führious.
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you lot…
Something something ruff sex.
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vile.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, didn't even make it breakfast.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. No. Not making an inappropriate joke to this one

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"None of his offending is alleged to have been against the reptiles."

The reptiles are saltwater crocodiles
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post good job they collared him for that

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post You tell 'em Timmy!

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 5:02, , Reply)
This is a link post a birthday present from
almost as far back as when i first wandered through here

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post 21 years eh?
Many happy candles and you can apply for your pension at the front desk.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post i know
its a frightening amount of time
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 21 happy flaming candles up your bum

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
because.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles
I just missed my 18th b3rthday by two days. Who wants a pint?
(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Royal Variety V: The Greatest Show Ever Staged NSFW
Stuart Millard

NSFW for swears (and blackface, etc.)
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Petitioning for a Blu-Ray release.

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a link post We've made a Spongmonkeys single I made this!
It's up on the usual streaming things. I feel like this is probably my greatest vocal performance. It's achingly beautiful. It's called "We Love The Subs" by The Spongmonkeys.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
I don't have a spotify account so I logged in using the one we made for our GP surgery waiting room music. I've left it playing on a loop so all our staff and patients will get to enjoy it tomorrow too.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many have you lost so far?

(, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Herd of sheep eats 100kg of cannabis in Greece
"A shepherd had noticed strange behaviour in the herd, but it is not clear what this involved."
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The sequel to Cocaine Bear has gone in a considerably more chilled direction...
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew
Good thing it wasn’t Spice.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The navigating guild of Agia Arrakis so out of their face on homemade raki that they can fold space but just never remember how

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tour guides tell stories like this on island tours all over Greece.
Usually a farmer applies for permission to fence off a bit of land to stop animals straying onto the road as it stresses them out. Animals respond to fencing in with notable blissed-out shambling around. Turns out farmer just wanted to grab some common land, keep trespassers out, and grow a load of weed, which the goats then munch on around the edges. Easily re-locatable to any suitable looking farmed and fenced off gully head that crosses the road taken by the tour.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Time Trippers travel back to 1906 to experience the San Francisco earthquake I made this!
Another historical poddy. This time, with advice on the best methods for surviving an earthquake, and the tragic tale of a thirsty horse.
(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Boobies
That is all.

Carry on.
(, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post has she bailed on him now?

(, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 11:59, , Reply)

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