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This is a link post No more Fucking in 2021
Amusingly named village in Austria has finally got fed up with Fucking
Fugging hell: tired of mockery, Austrian village changes name


 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Music for our times
Made by one of the fruits of my loins.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post YOU WANSUM?!!


(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice and punchy
but having travelled along the Birmingham to Euston line for many years, stopping regularly at Harrow & Wealdstone, I've always wondered where or what Wealdstone is.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wealdstone's not really of this dimension.
It's so much more than a place.
It's a way of life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:01, Reply)
This is a link post keep punching those cones, mate


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet as
That made me laugh a lot like him, thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m sorry, I don’t speak Strayan.
Can anyone translate?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks, I did chuckle at the link, it also mentioned:

Take a Trump
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
 (razzle, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a wake and baker
And I guess I'm correct:

"Outback Bazza
To smoke marijuana from a bong, with the name coming from the use of a cone piece in the pipe of the bong. Punching a cone is to pull the entire cone in one hit. Cones just in general refers to smoking marijuana.

Example: (on the phone) If you want to come around later on we can watch Superbad and punch some cones."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent example of the national barnet.

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Sweetlegs - Limonchillin' I made this!
Rap about the best drink
(dogfood, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Brother Jack McDuff Quartet
Watch for the chicken break :-D
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
*clicks fingers*
 (I helped save b3ta! garidead exaggerated for political reasons, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
*taps feet*
 (Covid69, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
*dislocates shoulder*
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *spills drink on first date's lap*

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *licks drink up*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post How Star Trek ships really work

(plankton, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Certifiably mad.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Believe it or not, this is a reference
Here's the original, a video that has had a disproportionate cultural impact.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Nov 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Delightful.

(eViLegion has had enough of this bullshit, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:04, Reply)
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arf

ta EJD

edit...if like me you thought there was only one link, there's actually one for each word. I didn't see the Spider-Man OR the game one initially
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills worries if this is racist, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ah there it is
thanks for saving me the trouble of trying to figure out the search terms
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! I'd seen these at various times, but assumed the halo one was the original!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:14, Reply)
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The OP is probably the best thing I've seen on the interwebs for 2 decades, but thank you for the original....

What a wonderful Thursday evening.

And in the spirit of everything being wonderful, Happy Thanksgiving to all our Left-Pondian cousins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a link post the MTV of commercials and forgotten television moments
tons of wacky content mainly from the 80s mostly american...there is a schedule tab; take a look see if anything interests you. good bedtime eye shutting, but not boring media!
EXP TV is a live tv channel broadcasting an endless stream of obscure media and video ephemera


 (Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 6:52, Reply)
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I cannot thank you enough for this link.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is not unlike what Sumo TV was before it went tits up.
Nice find.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This is rather brilliant, thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post SIMPLY THE BEST!
Nice one!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Clickedy click
I'll be projecting this at our mahhoosive house party on New Years. Suitable graphics for the whole two of us to get mashed and drink port and eat crisps quietly too.
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This is so good I'm commenting twice to mention how good it is, in this, my second comment on the subject of how good this is.

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great thank you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I am going one-up on brb by posting two replies in a row
Jesus Christ this is fucking amazing!
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post BOLLYWEIRD!!!
that stuff had me mesmerized & giggling the entire time!!

ENJOY!
 (Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Productas Lactos especial!


how awesome ! :+-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Nice partridge moment


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 6:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Just perfect.

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fuuuuuck...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Did Chris Morris write this?

(I helped save b3ta! garidead exaggerated for political reasons, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Even the voice
Even the voice is perfect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Nov 2020, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post We normally have three clocks on the wall, there.
Telling the time in London, Paris and Dublin. Which is the same as London, but I do think sometimes you need to be reminded of that.
 (eViLegion has had enough of this bullshit, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused
Am I supposed to hate BT Boxing because they had a white presenter for a piece on BHM? OR am I supposed to hate the critics for presupposing that the best placed presenter to discuss BHM is only qualified due to the colour of his skin?

Which aspect of toxic identity politics am I supposed to be in favour of?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:00, Reply)
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Listen to the voice you tediuos cunt
 (stubhuman, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 'presupposing'
It's some cunt off talksport, not Maya Angelou
 (benito vaselini juss gerron wit, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't listen to talksport,
but his report could have been a heartfelt work of woke brilliance for all we know.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The later

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound confused

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's very funny, so you're supposed to laugh.
 (abc, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Maradona is dead. To honour him, here is a drunk squirrel

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 21:49, Reply)
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If you truly wanted to honour him, that squirrel would be coked off its tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post look at the eyes

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't resist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aZ2bdnG97A
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post But squirrels don't have ti...
...oh, wait. This is B3ta.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound a bit jealous of his incredible life Andy

(benito vaselini juss gerron wit, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
The squirrel? Yes, I'd love to be smashed off my face right now. Certainly sounds better than dealing with all this shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Many are the times I've been tempted to put winemaking waste out for the bird/squirrels/sheep.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post Chas and Dog have exciting new release details. I made this!
(People have recently accused Doginko of using Chasbo as a prop. Chasbo has stated for the record, that he has propped up Dog as a constant source of companionship, entertainment, food and shelter, but, it was, and this is the important bit, consensual)
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post D-Operation Drop - Natty coil

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:55, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Maradona
Only 60 - that's no age to die
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't do drugs, kids.

(Covid69, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post or Booze

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54907487
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer jacked into the ICE on, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post His hand is now with God
Not sure about the rest of him.
 (Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, heart attack as I thought.
Coke, booze and obesity are very rough on the heart.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:09, Reply)
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Never liked her music anyway.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post People forget how eloquent he was.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6AY0tQPKFs
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bagpipes + Red Hot Chili Peppers is some kind of hellish venn diagram for me
sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't suggesting anybody should actually listen to bagpipes.
Have a nice Japanese Sakura app instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xut_LJJj52s
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, lovely ta

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something put a sock in it/on it.
There's a heroin pun to be made too. Work with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Or just subvert the attention
Strap on a Cumberland sausage and watch the reaction.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a lorne sausage would get more of a reaction...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fear mostly

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post jock strap, shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would there be a pun about heroin to be made?
Is it because he's Scottish, so you reached for a lazy stereotype?

Don't you think that's exactly the type of prejudice that you spend most of your time on b3ta tediously whining about?
 (b3ta tosh, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:31, Reply)
This is a link post Getting the corvids to recycle for us
Terrifyingly smart birds will gather and exchange bottle caps and pop cans for treats.

Yes, the video is recycled glass cock, but it's worth another outing - and here's the full blurb and maker details:
www.thingiverse.com/thing:4601125

Ticks my engineering and beardy hippy boxes both!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 4th level wanker, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The greatest trick the Australian magpie ever pulled
was convincing the world it was a corvid.
 (b3ta tosh, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Beg pardon, didn't spot it was a Ozzie.
Still, other experiments with the same tech have been done with real corvids in Japan. Those tengu know their stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 4th level wanker, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, that not an australian magpie
to be honest, I wouldn't expect to see too many Australian magpies in a Göteborg backyard, where this was filmed. What you have there is is a Eurasian Magpie, (Pika Pika) which though having broadly similar feather colouring, is a different species, genus, and indeed, family of birds.
Australian maggies are bigger, have evil red eyes, and delight in raking the eyes of passing cyclists with their talons
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post My apologies, I clicked the link and saw a NZ domain listed.
It does bear a passing resemblance to the flying demon that raked my helmet in Akaroa once when I was cycling, though.

I think you'll find the Eurasian Magpie's binomial name is Pica pica though.

lol helmet
 (b3ta tosh, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:29, Reply)
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they won't be laughing when the birds start attacking people that are carrying bottles for their bottle caps
 (razzle, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't there a vaccine on the way?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan will start his diet the day after, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 4:16, Reply)
This is a link post I've heard this bloke on NPR a few time, I quit like his pieces and reports
not the host of course, who i reckon might struggle without Trump gifting him joke fodder almost daily
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing that most pisses me,
off about Seth Meyers is, the weird delivery where, he frequently runs out of breath while, talking in long sentences.

That and his shit eating grin and his show's terrible theme music.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:03, Reply)
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i don't mind Seth. it was really interesting to watch the American hosts like Seth and Colbert during the lockdown. To start with they completely floundered without a laughing studio audience. the comedy didn't work, but hats off to them, they turned it around and became quite comfortable with the lack of captive audience. All that and constantly berating the orange shitgibbon, I think they do a pretty good job.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I just subscribe to the "A Closer Look" bit
but yep, like you said
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills worries if this is racist, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A Closer Look is the most bearable thing.
Without it, he's just a lesser late night Jimmie.

I think all the late night shows have benefited from a lack of studio audience. Less whooping, less embarrassing showboating, less bullshit and more focus on better writing and quality interviews.

Though of course for every worthy political pundit there are still 2 dozen celebrity cunt fawning sessions to skip through.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post I wanna be sedated
when I get to be their age too
(I helped save b3ta! My Name I feel Sig, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The original was released in 1978
when they were all probably in their mid- to late-30s and well into the Ramones.

Horrifying to think that chronologically we are now further from Punk than Punk was from the end of the second world war.

And, all those 60s swingers and free lovers are now well into their 80s.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that's depressing

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post They once made
Coldplay good.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post Danish 'We can do well'


(stoodles non-bio, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll keeping fucking dead minks though
ping p
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Before farting and disappearing under the surface again.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm lichen that

(I helped save b3ta! garidead exaggerated for political reasons, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter!
Presumably you mean "Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug"?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills worries if this is racist, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:56, Reply)
This is a link post Er, I don't think that's how you do a mic drop.


(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a strange video.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Kudos to the security guard for calling her out on her bullshit.

(gijoel, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the nasty man disagree with you?
Awww. Diddums.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like Anne Frank having to isolate in hidden rooms
and take drum lessons on Zoom
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this is very much like what happened to Sophie Scholl
Without the guillotine. Or the dignity
 (benito vaselini juss gerron wit, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post very satisfying

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will now guess the date while blindfolded. Is it, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
"I will never give up", a moment later, storms off in a huff.
 (Farty Funkhouser, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha "your brain is in a loop"

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Away with the furries, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post When toxic masculinity and Karens collide....

(I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looked more like a collision between self important fantasy and a dose of reality.
 (abc, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m unclear where you’re seeing the toxic masculinity here.
Not really seeing the Karenness either tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Would the radical dudebro have felt equally entitled to interrupt another radical dudebro's speech?
Are you not seeing the part where she's giving a speech at a rally against Covid sanctions?
I'm just trolling, honestly. It's quite easy to apply these triggering buzz words to literally any situation.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb qɹq, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 20:29, Reply)

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