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This is a link post footy finals time here, put me in mind of this commentary gem NSFW
NSFW because of swear
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Smoking a chili pepper thru a bong
... I have no words ...
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Killing his last remaining brain cell

(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post He's clearly trying to send some sort of message.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 6:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The white soles on brown shoes are clearly aggravating

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tactical dress shoes. Awful.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as bad as white socks with black shoes.

(BPD Inner City Sumo, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post White socks with black shoes that have white soles?
Are Bertie Basset's permissible?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if it was a child?
What if it was a child??
youtu.be/l41MZ6gN62c?feature=shared
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadness in his eyes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post commander is a pretty boss name for an alsation

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a link post I know it's Trump of whom we are all tired but this is big
He has lost all his licenses to do business in New York (where most of his businesses are located).

His lawyers get sanctioned for being shit as well.

It goes on a bit, but if you're after a bit of schadenfreude this is very satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan killjoy was here on, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post An "investment genius" according to one of his lawyers.
This describing a man who bankrupted a casino, which is supposedly impossible, and is worth less today than he would be if he had just put the money his dad gave him into a savings account.

As to schadenfreude, surely shame only attaches when the victim is someone who doesn't actually deserve it?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was 'delight in the misfortune of others'

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan killjoy was here on, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right.
I got Schaden confused with Shande. Must have been the shandy.

Nevertheless, don't most people feel less bad if they laugh at someone who they think is getting what they deserve? YBF vs. Dashcams, that sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 3:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an equal opportunity schadenfreudist
All misery is equally entertaining.

Twirls moustache
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan killjoy was here on, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shandyfreude?
Is that when you delight in watching others consume terrible drinks?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying words inside your head on, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's when you steal your Dad's shandy and give it to your Mum

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan killjoy was here on, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trump losing bigly?
So sad!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post bullshitter convicted of bullshitting says "I'm innocent. Believe me, I'm not bullshitting"

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post when his defence was "I was only bullshitting"

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan killjoy was here on, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Yes, I'm definitely watching the pendant
.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Marvellous. Good for her.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post the slo mo guys should do a study

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan killjoy was here on, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was subtly reminded of this:
youtu.be/rp-Oiu3TI60?si=ll1p1zZH9Y4CZo81
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Spite Buildings

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Now I don’t know what to think.
Also, he’s never heard of the Streisand effect:
www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertainment/david-walliams-sues-britains-got-talent-newsupdate/
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to take issue with the words “popular” and “comedian”.
If you go back and watch Little Britain I think you’d be hard pressed to see it as anything other utter shite, Tom Baker excepted of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will never forget when Gordon Brown was asked what his favourite tv show was.
Little Britain, he implausibly replied. In the interest of balance, David Cameron chose as one of his Desert Island Discs ‘Ernie’ (The Fastest Milkman in the West). Which is worse? A populist porkie or weird confession of a penchant for a warbling sex pest?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post And May said NCIS.
Given that you mentioned both Cameron and a song I’ve never heard I can’t tell which of the two was a “porkie”.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The disturbing thing is Cameron was telling the truth.
Apparently he also mentions it in his memoir that no one apart from reviewers and political hacks read.

I have watched only one episode of NCIS. It wasn’t as good as The Bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post So hackneyed and over-dramatised that it's practically painful to watch.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post /links, you mean

(BPD Inner City Sumo, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cameron
Also chose Eton rifles as one of his desert island discs.

www.nme.com/news/music/paul-weller-12-1211374
 (Farty Funkhouser, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, neither of them just posted a link to a story about a dog nonce

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, if you look back on it now it's a load of lowbrow, low effort bollocks.
But there's no denying that it was massively popular at the time, and I suspect that a significant proportion of the individuals censuring Little Britain in 2023 fucking loved it 20 years ago.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a link post A thing i'm doing on the Youtubes I made this!
The show is in its infancy and not everyone's cuppa tea, but enjoy an oddball collection of makers. Plus if you've made something that you think is rather spiffing, come and show it off every Saturday at 9pm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a link post See you later, alligator.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this the dog-botherer from earlier?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post My apologies.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post At this rate we'll have no mods left

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 26 Sep 2023, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a link post R.I.P David McCallum
I was going to save this for my candle day, but the relentless 24 hour news-a-thon juggernaut of b3ta rolls ever inexorably onward
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always remember him
as the invisible man. But I can't see him in that role any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying words inside your head on, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post /stab

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan killjoy was here on, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon I'd still like a go on Jo Lumley

(BPD Inner City Sumo, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Bit awks.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ooof
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post his name even begins with Hun ffs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This makes me Führious.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you lot…
Something something ruff sex.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vile.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, didn't even make it breakfast.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. No. Not making an inappropriate joke to this one

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"None of his offending is alleged to have been against the reptiles."

The reptiles are saltwater crocodiles
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post good job they collared him for that

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post You tell 'em Timmy!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 5:02, , Reply)
This is a link post a birthday present from
almost as far back as when i first wandered through here
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post 21 years eh?
Many happy candles and you can apply for your pension at the front desk.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post i know
its a frightening amount of time
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 21 happy flaming candles up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! brb brb, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
because.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles
I just missed my 18th b3rthday by two days. Who wants a pint?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Royal Variety V: The Greatest Show Ever Staged NSFW
Stuart Millard

NSFW for swears (and blackface, etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! brb brb, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Petitioning for a Blu-Ray release.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a link post We've made a Spongmonkeys single I made this!
It's up on the usual streaming things. I feel like this is probably my greatest vocal performance. It's achingly beautiful. It's called "We Love The Subs" by The Spongmonkeys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
I don't have a spotify account so I logged in using the one we made for our GP surgery waiting room music. I've left it playing on a loop so all our staff and patients will get to enjoy it tomorrow too.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many have you lost so far?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Herd of sheep eats 100kg of cannabis in Greece
"A shepherd had noticed strange behaviour in the herd, but it is not clear what this involved."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The sequel to Cocaine Bear has gone in a considerably more chilled direction...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew
Good thing it wasn’t Spice.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The navigating guild of Agia Arrakis so out of their face on homemade raki that they can fold space but just never remember how

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tour guides tell stories like this on island tours all over Greece.
Usually a farmer applies for permission to fence off a bit of land to stop animals straying onto the road as it stresses them out. Animals respond to fencing in with notable blissed-out shambling around. Turns out farmer just wanted to grab some common land, keep trespassers out, and grow a load of weed, which the goats then munch on around the edges. Easily re-locatable to any suitable looking farmed and fenced off gully head that crosses the road taken by the tour.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Time Trippers travel back to 1906 to experience the San Francisco earthquake I made this!
Another historical poddy. This time, with advice on the best methods for surviving an earthquake, and the tragic tale of a thirsty horse.
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Boobies
That is all.

Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post has she bailed on him now?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 11:59, , Reply)

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