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Amy comes full circle
I made this!
This has some muybridge connection, which fits the human zoetrope... experimenting with making biography machiens somehowe. with animation etc, and int he world..
(, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 9:54, Reply)
He's coming
to pick your bum
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 22:46,
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This is possibly the best one of these since bedtime.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 16:34,
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I hope you're all having your asparagus today
"Colourful characters" - YMMV
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:54,
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ping pong equivalent of deep blue
though having a massive extendable arm seems a little unfair, like having a robot goalkeeper the size of a shipping container.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:28,
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I hear you're a robotist now Father
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:34,
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I'm guessing that they accepted it had to be a big robot
Otherwise it would currently be impossible to get the bat to where it needs to be. Maybe one day we'll see a humanoid robot winning.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:02,
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The state of the Guardian, hahah.
"pwease gib monies" ebegging failures. Stop reading that slop.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 13:55,
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I slip them
a fiver a month. That and Wikipedia are the best things I spend money on
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FridgeBadger, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:10,
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^ This
Ignoring one of the best investigative rags because you think mocking the lifestyle section is the thing to focus on
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 14:31,
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This news doens't surprise me in the slightest.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 11:50,
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At least you can read it.
Most news sites have fucked the UX with trackers and ads.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 16:20,
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The Graun does have one thing with the UI that really fucking pisses me off.
Their live coverage pages are shown newest first so if you stop reading for a bit the part where you left off is on a different page to where it was before. Very annoying.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:23,
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And sometimes
the ads actually cover some of the text as well.
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FridgeBadger, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 18:58,
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Oh god ^this
Reach media in particular. Their websites are completely unusable
Here’s one weird trick to lose belly fat
with adverts inserted seemingly at
Doctors say you should try this
random, completely overwhelming the text of the article you’re trying to read.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 8:15,
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The worst advert I ever saw was in a local NZ paper
Warning, it's dark
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:40,
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Look out of the fucking window
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Apr 2026, 7:10,
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Oh look, an actual retard!
haha, fuck off.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 10:30,
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I only read it for the page 3 girls
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 6:06,
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Another one of those trip hop things that I do
I made this!
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quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:06,
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trip hop, the follow up dance for the lego tap dance
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 11:39,
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Thanks! I found the bass in Alchemy in Logic Pro, its a preset called Kick Bass that I edited a bit, I end up using it all the time for bass lines and that
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quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 22:59,
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I used Alchemy a lot, it's great
Then Apple bought it and well, that was the end of that.
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:38,
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Cumbria Nature Festival is primarily aimed at NATURALISTS… not NATURISTS
"No! Wrong kind of nuts!"
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:37, Reply)
the twitchers will enjoy looking at tits
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 1:02,
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Hooray for boobies!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 7:11,
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Their OG Start Trek one made me wee a bit out me willy with chortling
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 6:45,
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private equity are buying up youtube channels
is your favourite channel not quite what it used to be?
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:53,
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I try and avoid using ai as much as possible
but I really don't enjoy videos (and a certain kind of clickbaity documentaries on telly) where you have to wade through half-an-hour of filler for them to get to the only point of interest, so if there's something that would view it for me and give me the bulletpoints or at least the timecode where they make their main claim
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 2:31,
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cheers
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:33,
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I bet you love those recaps after ad breaks they had in the old days
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 14:45, Reply)
I am nostalgic for the time *wavy transition to black & white* when every fucking program didn't have to be clickbait format to try to hold onto millennials with atrophied attention spans
*harumphs*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:31,
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Well that's depressing.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 8:25,
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Pie's back and he's not mincing his words
NSFW
NSFW for swears
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:46,
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I am annoyed that nobody will just say
Mandelson was picked precisely because of his flawed character, his record, and especially his links to Epstein and Trump. Starmer hinted at it before, but now he's weaselling away from it all. Better to be thought of as a failed risk taker than disengaged and incompetent, I'd have thought.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 21:47,
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Along the lines of
He may be a bastard, but he's our bastard.
Also this quote:-
It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.
Lyndon B. Johnson
On FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, as quoted in The New York Times (31 October 1971).
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 0:45,
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You have to respect the world ranked #1 snooker player.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 2:00,
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The problem is that they won't recognise
the Trump-Epstein link, isn't it? If nothing else, Farage should be getting a lot of shit for his connections too.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:38,
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Which 'they'?
I find the lack of communication from this government frustrating, you can see Starmer doing some old fashioned Yes Minister gamesmanship which impresses a wonk like me, but he seems to be doing nothing to control the narrative to the masses. He seems detached from the whole propaganda side of politics, which is kind of admirable but also deeply exploitable. Starmer needs a good spin doctor.
The way Starmer's blaming The Blob for this scandal could either be pre-empting or seeding a future Farage premiership destroying the civil service. Interesting times, damn it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:40,
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They = Labour
Scared to criticise Trump or Brexit, leaving Farage unchallenged.
For no obvious benefit to themselves.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 22:10,
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TBF
I think the majority of the PLP has denounced Trump in some way, at some time. The chancellor's recent visit to America was characterised by her criticism of Trump, for example.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 23:29,
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Well
There's always the Deputy Prime Minister. He'd be good.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 1:43,
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No Love for David?
Come on, He's as good as Starmer, it would seem.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 23:48,
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I have mixed feelings for Lammy...
To his credit he's a much better communicator than Skier, and I'm not sure he's much of a Machiavellian either.
But he hosted an LBC show, which is kind of disqualifying. Barely one step up from hosting an RT show, sorry JoB.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 0:08,
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Failed Tory candidate Iain Dale also has a show doesn’t he?
How’s that for balance?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 19:08,
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There are two presenters on LBC who I would consider saving from a fire:
James O'Brien and Nick Abbott. The rest can fucking burn.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 19:52,
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He's not popular with some people, is he
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:46,
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He's only made matters worse... everyone will be calling him gay boy now.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:36, Reply)
it's got to be scary though
- being a politician, getting threatened by some guys with an axe one day, being chased by shouty blokes another.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 18:40,
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Lots of people never make it past primary school, ever.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 20:16,
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What did I just watch?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:09,
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Wheelchair Sports Camp's video for Eat Meat
- presumably
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:44,
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Well. That's cleared that up.
thanks
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 17:51,
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Glad to help
*shakes tip jar*
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 19:05,
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Here's the source code for that:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80t20lMh9ww
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 21:51,
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It's a looooong time since I last looked through 6502 assembly language...
(yeah, yeah, 6510, but never programmed on that...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 22:14,
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Microsoft Paint in JavaScript to embed in your websites
Also an excellent about page with lots of buttons to spice up your homepages.
jspaint.app/about
(source also available)
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sinisterduck, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:12,
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back in the 90s lived on a dual carriageway which was 40, just coming off a 70. coming towards us it was downhill, flatten out and a turn to the right. even at 70/80 it was easy to turn.
Middle of one night crash CRASH! crash crash... wake up there's a lump of rock on the upstairs landing with a hole in the roof. go outside to find a car in 2 neighbours away front garden, halfway up it.
this looney in an escort rs turbo was piling down the road. too fast for the right turn even after braking (you can see the tyremarks). backs steps out. he goes *thump* up onto the central reservation. *thump* down again. across oncoming dual road. *thump* up the kerb then *thump* down on to the cycle lane (like single lane road wide), *thump* up that kerb, across pavement to the start of neighbours garden. but all our houses were raised up, and it was at least a 20-30 degree incline. he's coming in about 45 degree angle, up the grass, hit the wall (which sends a lump about 70 foot up the garden to go through our roof), launched into the air now doing a barrel roll because of the angle. across 3/4 gardens. narrowly miss our mature willow (lucky). lands.
he had a broken arm, that's all.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 21:34, Reply)
we were walking to a mate's braai in wimbledon once
a saffer barbecue, christ there's a lot of them down there and nearby southfields is like little joberg. Anyway we were only a few hundred meters from the tube walking across a roundabout when we saw a house with a car boot half sticking out of the middle of the front wall of the place. It looked like it had gone straight over the roundabout and launched itself through their fence and into someone's living room. The weird thing was we didn't hear the accident, it was all quiet, and I thought at first it was well after it, as there was no one else around. But it seemed like within a minute of stopping to stare at it there materialised quite a crowd of people, some on their (sony erikson era) mobiles, and approaching sirens. I was already stoned, so didn't want to stick around to be interviewed by cops, so we took off to the barbie
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 1:24,
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That video was weirdly cropped
Did they deploy a stinger on him and he went straight into the roundabout?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 14:23,
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Automatic Thatcher-effect generator
I made this!
Upload your face and Thatcherise it. Horrifying upright, weirdly fine upside-down
(, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 14:17, Reply)
Is there anyway you can get the drop file area to also accept pictures straight from a camera
At least on mobiles it would make it easier to use
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 14:54,
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Done. You may have to flush cache or refresh your page or something.
Post a creation if it works for you ?
(, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 16:37, Reply)
I like big butts
In the opening verse, Sir Mix-A-Lot professes his affinity for large buttocks and his inability to disguise this fact from others. He goes on to describe other desirable physical attributes such as a trim waistline, tight fitting garments, and unblemished skin. Though the song does not contain a distinct narrative, the author does visit upon recurrent themes such as female body image as depicted in media, male attitudes towards dating and relationships, and the author’s own sexual prowess.
In later verses he expresses his exasperation with the entertainment industry’s portrayal of the ideal female form. He soundly rejects the notion promulgated by fashion magazines that diminutive buttocks are more desirable. His critique of the women that appeared in contemporary music videos is particularly scathing, likening their appearance to those of prostitutes. To further illustrate his point, he stipulates the purported ideal proportions of 36-24-36 (measuring the bust, waist, and hip circumferences respectively) would only be pleasing on women with a standing height no greater than 63 inches.
Mix-A-Lot also briefly touches upon the roles that ethnicity, nutrition, and physical fitness play in determining the shape and size of the female buttocks. He recommends that any exercises performed should be limited to the abdominal area. He cautions against a fitness routine strenuous enough to diminish the heft of the gluteal muscles. Though he offers no broad dietary guidelines, Mix-A-Lot contends that the dish "red beans and rice" is an important food staple for maintaining a healthy buttocks.
Various lyrics address the fact that some men find no intrinsic value in large buttocks and consequently express disinterest. Mix-A-Lot makes clear that he would eagerly strike up relations with any woman overlooked or discarded by such men. The remainder of the narrative is fleshed out with the author's various attempts to entice women into enjoying a ride in his luxury automobile, presumably in exchange for sexual favors. [according to whom?]
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&oldid=378237083
(, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 12:51, Reply)
The future of entertainment centers
I made this!
Fully immersive gold relationship experience. She has access too ALL your data!
The call girl you don't need to call. She can preempt your needs. She'll make it right for you!
(, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 19:45, Reply)
Can you anticipate the question I have for you? (Not this one.)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 20:14,
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NOOO!
Hand animated. No simulation. No motion capture. No BS. I used tto work in games, I tend to do kids TV now when I can get work. There is a serious problem with cg animation being mistaken for AI.
AI is a very real worry for me and other animators like me. Please don't mistake what takes me hours to do for AI.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:13, Reply)
I make computer music by hand so I can appreciate that.
I think we all need some kind of label denoting no-ai content, and maybe some kind of CC stating we don't want our stuff scraped by thieving algorithms.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:55,
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Cool
Do you have a youtube channel or a link so I can have a listen?
My short film basically has AI as the villain trying to brain wash and infiltrate the organic. But I made her and animated her. I am fairly old school and was trained to animate on paper just as 2d was dying.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2026, 17:42, Reply)
I have an ancient soundcloud that I've not updated in ever
but here's a link ~.::.~'everyone loves 11/4'~.::.~
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Apr 2026, 20:27,
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I'm calling it now.
'Completely unpredictable' twist at the end where it turns out that the bloke is basically Tyler Durden fighting with two aspects of his own psyche. Blows absolutely everyone's minds and we get endless 'reaction' videos on social media about how amazing and unique a concept it was and how nobody saw it coming.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 12:10, Reply)
I think the series will end with him finally having a full pint
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 12:20,
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syrian singer Siba Alkhiami with Dounana (without us)
puting the ak back in your bar
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:48,
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Probably
Those flatbreads are tricky
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 23:50,
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*looks outside*
- seems appropriate.
Back in the 80s we* were listening to nihilistic apocalyptic lyrics, anticipating nuclear winter and / or corporate nationalism.
With a brief hiccup of rainbows and liberation, we're living in the backlash again. MadMax seems more probable than Starfleet.
* well, i was anyway
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 22:36,
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Way of the road
I hope the car prompts you to use the toilet after afew guffs.
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Sgt. Welt, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 8:10,
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Might make it difficult for the Uber driver to get a 5 star review
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 23:34,
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