31 votes so far today on /links
next week it's a tutorial on how to live without peaches for a week in order to afford a can opener
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:30,
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Well he's off to a good start
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Invisible Wizard - 6th level Mass Debator, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 15:53,
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Exactly
He’s never going to get a peach like that.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:00,
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What lovely looking peaches
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:34,
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Considering the crap can openers I've had, this is easier.
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FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:42,
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Best tin opener ever \/ \/ \/
www.amazon.co.uk/Lantana-Safety-Can-Opener-Bottle/dp/B07464F5WN
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rjmrjm, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:54,
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I am disappoint.
I was hoping for worms.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:46,
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Yay for candlemas.
I'll be damned, I thought you were older than that.
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cowcat Hitler was a better artist than me, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:17,
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Beastie Boys' Art Direction and Graphic Design - an oral history
An interesting read.
From Mad magazine to B-Movies: An Oral History of Beastie Boys’ Artwork
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 10:22,
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Africa water hole..........may contain natural killings.
Another Africa water hole cam....but no holds barred.
There is already a dead Impala in the waterhole.The food chain is waiting for Crocodiles
Some have already moaned without realising basic nature.These people will not intervene unless human contact caused the injuty.
Ive seen lions, elephants, Giraffes and hippos prevalent, but no crocs yet.
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The live cam feeds from African parks, including WildEarth's daily safari drives (formerly known as SafariLive), have made many realise how sanitised wildlife films have been when showing hunts on TV. When it comes to the fate of carcasses in the wild one memorable exception was C4's Elephant:
Life After Death youtu.be/MW1I_aFC5mM
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 5:36,
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ll I'm getting is the comedy noise stylings of what appears to be a spoon billed ibis*
bit like turning up at a 60s strip club only to find the comedian is on
*no such thing, just a spoonbill
storkibisspoonbill.org/
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We're Not Gonna Take It - Mariah Carey Christmas Special
Another There, I ruined it special.
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I have no idea what language this guy is speaking
but it is deffo worth watching till the end.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 0:34,
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Sounds a bit like Bahasa to me
So maybe Indonesia or Malaysia?
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simbosan [archived on], Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:33,
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It is Indonesian indeed, he basically says to beware of the swirls and clouded water because that is sign of a predator.
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i need to somehow play this song when I put people on hold on my phone
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Sounded wrong, but not in a bad way.
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FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 0:19,
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Building and testing
engine started at 12.08.
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FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:48,
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I finally properly quit Facebook
It'd become the equivalent of deliberately plumbing a massive pressurised shite hose directly into my brain.
Now I'm going to come here to get my daily dose of stupidity, instead.
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Invisible Wizard - 6th level Mass Debator, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:49,
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Well played
To go the extra mile, block their trackers and advertising shenanigans network wide, see pi hole
www.troyhunt.com/mmm-pi-hole/
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Interesting little tech solution.
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FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:56,
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Almost every login screen on websites reports your email to FB
Break that and you can't login
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simbosan [archived on], Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:50,
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Which is why
every device on my home network is blocked from connecting to FB, and I always sign up for accounts with an email address that never gets used for anything else, it's even called [email protected](my domain).
It only stops you from logging in if you selected to make an account using your FB info.
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My Name was saying words inside your head on, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:35,
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More of this sort of thing!
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:01,
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A damned wise choice!
I had a horrible Facebook habit a few years back, and it went into overdrive while I was unemployed for a few months. I realised I was genuinely fucking sick of it, jacked it in, and pretty much immediately felt a lot better.
I still watch a lot of fucking toss on youtube mind.
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Amusingly, this post now has more likes than my usual shit on Failbook.
I browse with Brave, and it seems to clean things up nicely for me. I'll look into the Pi-Hole though, might be the next step.
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Invisible Wizard - 6th level Mass Debator, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:29,
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It's ace
It can even block video ads in things you're streaming. Makes stuff like All 4 a lot better
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Really?
Did not know that.
The commercial catch up channels have been largely ignored in the the Wizard Tower due to those tedious intrusive ads breaking the player.
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Invisible Wizard - 6th level Mass Debator, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:30,
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The terrifying thing about this
is that it's not even plugged in.
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 16:52,
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Also missing all the ports on the bottom (disk drive, printer, user, 1MHz, tube)
and no floppy drive...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:32,
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I think I've intruded on somebody else's session.
They're called Lukas and seem to be speaking in Olde English. Weird.
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If you see Dongolev tell him I said haldo.
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:45,
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If you want a less impressive one
fourty.glitch.me/
(I kind-of prefer it)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:48,
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Land – Tom Day skates the British countryside
Ronseal
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:58,
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As an old fart...
...skateboarder from the '70s, I love this. Everything that looked like it might work as a ramp, worked as a ramp. Eventually. :)
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:48,
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I doubt it
Like your promise to open that shop
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:15,
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that's a bit debatable
kolberg was released in jan 45 in a single cinema. The comedy "A Man Like Maximilian" was only released in march, and was being screened in berlin cinemas while the final battle of berlin had already started. They probably were a bit starved of light entertainment. The last film released was in april 45, "The Noltenius Brothers", with goebbels favourite actor, Willie Birgel (though work dried up a little until 1950 for him). but i guess kolberg had more of a propaganda slant to it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:19,
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All of which I knew offhand and in no way just looked it up
*examines fingernails*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:13,
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Sure, hence the "evar!".
But for me, it's similar to Nero's fiddle.
There's plenty of volk sturming about, and in the cinema just as that idea proved pretty ineffective.
The idea that under shelling, bombing, strafing, almost everything in ruins and Soviets entering the city a Berliner would choose to go to the cinema is delightfully absurd.
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Vultures
More civilised than Black Friday
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:26,
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Kurt is the always the hero of the piece!
Loves metal, but is always coerced into jazz funk.
He was inspired by leafing through my Scandinavian friends record collections and, more often than not, finding a copy of “The final countdown“ by Europe.
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Stevie Wonder finds out that it's broke
VHS noise is kinda annoying
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simbosan [archived on], Wed 1 Dec 2021, 8:29,
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That was quite lovely!
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:00,
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Well, that was much better than I anticipated
Yes he did produce some schmalzy crap as well, but Talking Book, Innervisions and Songs in the Key of Life were three near perfect albums in a row. A true musical genius.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 19:23,
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White sperm blowing filmed in Jamaica
Apparently this is rare
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:06,
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No she blew of her own accord.
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FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 22:08,
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Are you sure?
Maybe Alaska.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 9:47,
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Why not,
you've got nothing Toulouse.
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FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:53,
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At CoP 26
Didn't the fossil fuel lobby claim albedo modification by breeding white whales on oil platforms is the only way to stop climate change?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 6:49,
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The albedo problem is soul-crushingly depressing.
Your idea is silly, but is at least a proposal to do something about it, so you have my full support.
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:05,
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There's a whale in the Caribbean?
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Invisible Wizard - 6th level Mass Debator, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 15:34,
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I was going to say the voice would have been 100x better if they’d used 15.ai
But then I realised it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 1:00,
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Have you ever played one of the Forza games and wondered how the curated vinyl designs are created?
Probably not all that impressive unless you've actually used the vinyl editor in game. But mind blowing if you have.
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Nice enough picture, but it's a terrible design for the side of a car. You can barely see it on there even when it's standing still.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:43,
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Nah, racing games are a lot like football games:
Not really that much fun and generally the same from one release to the next.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:58,
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There are two or three good ones, come on.
1: Super Mario Kart (SNES)
2: Micro Machines (Master System)
3: Skidmarks (Amiga)
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:48,
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...
4: WipEout (Playstation)
5: Road Rash (everything)
6: F17 Challenge (Amiga)
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:58,
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Some people have GTA on their list.
I think that'd be like calling Elite just a flight sim.
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:04,
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F-Zero (snes)
edit.
Buggy Boy (C64)
Lotus (AMIGA)
Extreme G (N64)
etc...
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Spy hunter (arcade)
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:38,
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How many of those are less than 20 years old?
Aside from a free copy of PGR3 for the Xbox I haven’t really seen the need to buy a driving sim since Colin McRae Rally
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jonbob loves you, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 1:02,
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Lotus Esprit
was ace on the Amiga. I completed it and sent off for my lotus licence.
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I agree mostly
Unless the game does different/interesting. Wipeout / Mario kart adds weapons and so on. I always liked rollcage on PS1. Underrated game that, great fun.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:52,
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I don’t think Mario cart would have been nearly as popular without multiplayer.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:40,
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Rollcage!
I have fond memories of the title but remember very little of the gameplay.
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 17:19,
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Also, Burnout!
The crash challenges were always the best bit of that series.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:33,
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I legitimately learned my left from my right thanks to that game.
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:08,
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Burnout 3 was a masterpiece.
Especially the Road Rage mode which was just smashing other fuckers off the track. Loved it!
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Rollcage was fun.
The Ridge Racer series should have stopped at Rage Racer. Everything after that was balls.
Motorstorm 1 & 2 were smart though.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:32,
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Forza Horizon 4
has you smashing through walls, fences and through farmers fields being chased by a large hovercraft:
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The MooseBlaster, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 16:29,
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Yes but Wreckfest has 24 American school buses and you in a Trotter's 3-wheeler.
Or ride-on lawnmower racing, except with one guy in a combine harvester.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:30,
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Barbecue Charcoal Production Line | BBQ Briquettes Processing Plant
I made this!
Mod: spamaway
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What about the Polar Bears, your wildlife murdering bastards!
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Varmint, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:13,
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We should have a captcha.
Click the balls with the correct number of pubes, click the picture that contains Fucklift but not Flappy sort of thing.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:22,
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Yesterday, I was absolutely disgusted to learn that
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
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Are you saying
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles?
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:00,
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Someone said yesterday that
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles
but that was the first time I had heard of them so I can't say whether Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles or if it is not the case that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
It is rather disturbing though, that the first thing you hear about them is that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles
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My Name was saying words inside your head on, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 2:51,
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Well, if
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles, people should know that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 12:11,
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It's not as good as the wood shaving one
b3ta.com/links/1561794
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unclepills "looks his chronological age", Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:41,
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Is it compatible with my mango dryer?
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brb a silently hovering sphere covered in ears, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:00,
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Thankyou
Mofaha and I work vey hard
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unclepills "looks his chronological age", Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:48,
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Wind it in or I'll naughty step you
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unclepills "looks his chronological age", Wed 1 Dec 2021, 9:50,
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Xenobots- bio Pac Man
Living robots made from frog cells can replicate themselves in a dish
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FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 2:12,
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I think 'xenobots' is a bit misleading, they're not "living robots" they're just cells, not even gene-edited ones at that
it just sounds like they're fucking around with the properties of frog cells. all cells self-assemble in multicellular organisms, otherwise they wouldn't be multicellular. I'd like to see them take a foetus and power something with its early muscle contraction and call it a "living robot" and see how that flies
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 3:14,
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Possibly some sort of piezoelectric battery based on heart cells beating.
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FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:41,
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Look, this is Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Jonathan and Darlene Edwards
if this IS glass cock then it wasn't posted under this title because I've been hunting this work of genius down for years and now I've finally found it again!
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garold the original, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:58,
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there are only a handful of songs that I unreservedly detest
and that's one of them
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RIS
But but it's the middle of winter. Help
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:46,
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