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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Why are Spanish houses so expensive?
Costa living.
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I just got a computer controlled autonomous car...
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Which jungle cats don't like chocolate?
Savoury tooth tigers.

FU All!
(drinkingteddy, Fri 22 Oct 2021, 15:26, Reply)
In my late teens I was convinced I was the first to make this joke.
“Why did the girl fall off the swing?”

“Because she had no arms”
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Why did the Vietnamese general miss the Tet Offensive?
He was on a giap year
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 22:44, Reply)
Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, used to carry a minty treat with a hole on his extremely small penis?

A Polo on a Bonerpart.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 20 Oct 2021, 21:51, 1 reply, 2 days ago)
Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, was famous for having genitals identical to those of the endangered pygmy chimpanze?

Napoleon Bonoboparts!
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Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, liked to suck a cockatoo?

Napoleon Blownaparrot!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 15:23, Reply)
Whose famous last words were "Kiss me hard-on"?
Fellatio Nelson
(Iawn Cont, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 11:43, Reply)
Why can't you simply walk in to where ever Sophie Ellis Bextor is dancing?
Because it's Mordor on the dance floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 23:01, Reply)
Which German dictator did big smelly poos? Adolf Shitler!
Which American president was known for his big smelly poos? Theodore Poosvelt!
Which British monarch was a big smelly poo? Richard the Turd!
Which Russian president is famous for doing big smelly poos? Vladimir Pootin!
Which North Korean leader smells of poo? Kim Pong Poo!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 22:20, 4 replies, latest was 2 days ago)
which Roman military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the Gallic Wars and bragged about his successful campaigns and conquests, was murdered in cold blood?

Julius Teaser!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Woodkovscula ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 21:58, Reply)
Which French military and political leader,
who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars, died by explosion?

Napoleon Blownapart!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 19 Oct 2021, 20:05, Reply)
What's black and white and Read all over?
The comedian Al Read during his appearances on the 1963-64 ITV sketch show 'Life And Al Read'!
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I've just cleaned my computer with a damp cloth
But it didn't wipe the data.
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I didn't think the Tory cuts could get any worse.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 18 Oct 2021, 17:58, 1 reply, 4 days ago)
What was William Archibald Spooner's least favourite thing for frying?
Fuck dat!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 18 Oct 2021, 10:34, 6 replies, latest was 4 days ago)
What do you call a male sex worker?
A prostidude.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 20:22, 5 replies, latest was 5 days ago)
It was so cold yesterday....my dick shrunk to 10 inches!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Oct 2021, 1:55, Reply)
what does a bee take in the bathroom?
apis
(I helped save b3ta! Count Woodkovscula ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 15:11, Reply)
Why does the Starship Enterprise smell?
Because William Shatner.
(2kindsofherring, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:57, 3 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
What do you call a man with no shins?
Anything you like - he can't chase you!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 15 Oct 2021, 8:36, Reply)
Which 1980s dreampop band were named after two parts of the human body?
The Cocteau Twins!
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Which popular reggae singer had hits with "I Shit The Sheriff" and "Three Little Turds"?
Poop Marley.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:35, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
what do you call the actor who played Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films, when he's in great pain caused by hard stools?
Poop-hurt Grint
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:30, Reply)
what do you get when you cross the lead singer of Status Quo, the Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church, and a turd?
Poop Francis
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 13:26, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
What magic spell does Harry Potter cast when he's constipated?

Expoolianus!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 11:58, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
I've started a crane rental business
It wasn't going well at first, but business is picking up.
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Who is 19 and mainly fucks idiots?
Covid
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Oct 2021, 0:58, Reply)
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke


(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 6 Oct 2021, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

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