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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Maybe mop, Hyacinth, Charlie.
No. Hyacinth, Charlie, mop.

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Pain au Tony!!!
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Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Axl"
"Axl who?"
"Just open the doorwar"
(, Mon 10 Jan 2022, 7:57, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer is allowing half of the B3ta community the opportunity to make up shitty fucking 'jokes'?
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Patio Banton!
(, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 17:17, Reply)
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Pato Baton
(, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 21:19, Reply)
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(, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 10:45, Reply)
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(, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 19:08, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
FIRST!

(, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 0:08, Reply)
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The Eider!
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(, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 11:34, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer goes well with turkey?
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(, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 8:15, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)
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And a pregnancy test labeled positive

And that's how i left her.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 9:46, Reply)
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(, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 8:07, Reply)
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(, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 18:07, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

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