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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Foo Fighters had to abandon releasing a greatest hits album
when Dave Grohl couldn't stop writing the title.
(dribble, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 11:13, 5 replies, latest was 2 days ago)
What's furry and looks like Stevie Wonder?
A blind hamster.
(Covid69, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 23:33, Reply)
Which comedian is a popular liverpool pastime?
Jimmy carr
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may To be or not to be? That is a question, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 0:02, 3 replies, latest was 4 days ago)
What do you call two comedians attempting to sexually proposition the Michelin Man?
Michael McIntyres.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 5 days ago)
What do you call two comedians with no hair?
Sean Locks
(Covid69, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:50, 7 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
What kind of music do wind turbines enjoy?
They're big metal fans!!!!!!!!
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 9:14, 6 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
Why didn't Hannibal keep Mr T on the team after his probationary period ended?
Bad Aptitude.
(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:32, Reply)
Who's the funniest member of The Cure?
Lol Tolhurst!!!!!
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:01, Reply)
What do you call a roadblock made of potatoes?
An obstattiecle.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 13 Jun 2021, 16:07, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
What 80s duo could feed a horse for a year?
Hall of Oates
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may To be or not to be? That is a question, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 12:02, Reply)
I'll just check-yes I've written a joke...
what is it called when a B-Boy fears another B-Boy? Homiephobia
(Balloonwrangler, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 19:22, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
I've always had a hard time telling apart propane canisters and butane canisters
Turns out I'm Calor blind
(Graham coxon out of blur, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:41, 20 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't - he's dead.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:34, 7 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
How did Michael Jackson compose his songs?
In A minor!
(Graham coxon out of blur, Mon 24 May 2021, 21:44, Reply)
What did Bob Marley say to Bunny Wailer when Bunny told him he was going to see the arthouse film, The Last of England ?
"I hope you like Jarman"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may To be or not to be? That is a question, Sun 23 May 2021, 8:14, Reply)
Rubbish joke
I found this joke in the bin it was a rubbish bin
(Balloonwrangler, Wed 19 May 2021, 14:34, 5 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
In which part of Yorkshire has a Nepalese dish become very popular, and what is it called?

On Ilkley Moor, dal bhat.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 18 May 2021, 12:53, Reply)
Which reggae band are involved in the ethically dubious practice of hunting aquatic mammals at sea?
Bob Marley and the Whalers!
(BPD Posse LEAVE FUCJ OUT OF THIS, Fri 14 May 2021, 9:42, 6 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
Got this one into the popbitch newletter this week, which unlike this place actually has standards, dammit. What's Bill Gates going to do for a place to stay now that he's split from the missus?
DOS
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may To be or not to be? That is a question, Thu 13 May 2021, 23:40, 11 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
Which Japanese multimedia artist, singer, songwriter and peace activist provides the voice for 'Churchill' the dog in the insurance adverts?
Yoko O-yes!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 13 May 2021, 6:51, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)
My nymphomaniac sister has gone extra crazy on her trip to Venezuela
In fact, she's fucking Caracas
(YodricPodric, Thu 6 May 2021, 10:59, Reply)
Who is Japan's best footballer?
Onmied San!
(Graham coxon out of blur, Thu 6 May 2021, 10:39, 9 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)
Did you know that it was forbidden in Islam to pursue a romantic relationship with a western lowland gorilla in Cincinnati Zoo, before a three year-old boy climbed into its enclosure and it was shot by a zoo worker?
The gorilla was haram bae.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 4 May 2021, 13:55, 1 reply, 7 weeks ago)
What happens when you no-clip through the floor in Fallout?
You "fall-out".

i came up with this in 10 seconds you don't have to laugh
(slimjim09 is alright, Sun 2 May 2021, 15:37, Reply)
What did Noel Gallagher say after kindly fitting a hearing aid to a deaf insect?
"Bee hear now"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:53, 3 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
How does the protagonist in The Shining download movies?
Jack torrents
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 12:53, Reply)
What happens if you eat too many plums?

I am LEAD to believe that you will develop PLUM BUM!!!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 29 Apr 2021, 15:10, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
(eightb4ll, Wed 28 Apr 2021, 22:17, 4 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)
What sort of lettuce does John McEnroe have trouble with
Iceborg
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may To be or not to be? That is a question, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 13:45, 4 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)
kid's birthday joke I just heard:
what lives in the ocean and is good in maths?

an octoplus!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Apr 2021, 13:56, 6 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)

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