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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Where do poor jihadist cows live?
Moo slums
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 Jan 2022, 22:26, Reply)
What goes "tap tap vroom vroom screech CRASH! tap tap vroom vroom screech CRASH!"
A blind man on a busy highway.
(FrenchBoast, Sat 22 Jan 2022, 19:02, 1 reply, 2 days ago)
Who is the cheapest 'Corbynite' Labour MP?

Richard Bargain!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 18:24, 4 replies, latest was 14 hours ago)
The Johnson Government, am I right????

(Malcolm Ecstasy nice glass of Dutch wine?, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 15:27, 6 replies, latest was 2 days ago)
Charlie, mop, Hyacinth.
Maybe mop, Hyacinth, Charlie.
No. Hyacinth, Charlie, mop.

Just organising my bucket list.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:35, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
Which popular reggae singer is not from England but South Africa?
Pata Pata Banton
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:10, Reply)
What do you call an Italian-style sweet bread, baked in France and containing body parts of former UK Prime Minister Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair KG?

Pain au Tony!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 15:38, Reply)
Which French military and political leader was famous for frequenting the many brothels of Paris in the 18th century?
Napoléon Bone-a-Tart
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 8:54, Reply)
How do you make a dead baby sink?
hollow out its stomach and install taps in its eye sockets
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 6:22, 4 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
How do you make a dead baby float?
with only relatively minor adaptations to the milk delivery vehicle
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 2:28, Reply)
What did Julius Caesar do when you asked him to confirm if you'd built your shed correctly?
He came, he saw, he concurred.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 10 Jan 2022, 11:15, Reply)
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Axl"
"Axl who?"
"Just open the doorwar"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Jan 2022, 7:57, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer is allowing half of the B3ta community the opportunity to make up shitty fucking 'jokes'?
Pato Bandwagon.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 8 Jan 2022, 17:59, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
Which popular reggae singer is a paved outdoor space used for dining or recreation?
Patio Banton!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 17:17, Reply)
Blah blah reggae singer yadda yadda always wins a relay race?
Pato Baton
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 21:19, Reply)
Why does Jake The Peg have 3 legs?
He doesn't, but as long as he can get near the children.
(FrenchBoast, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 21:05, 7 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
How do you know when a witch is having a period?
It suddenly starts to rain menstrual blood
(FrenchBoast, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
What goes "trod trod trod trod tremble ahhhhhhhhhhh"?
A thalidomide on a rollercoaster.
(FrenchBoast, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 14:50, 4 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Who does Black Sabbath's laundry?
Geezer's butler.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 10:45, Reply)
I'm opening a trad-Irish-themed gay club.
It's going to be called Sodom And Begorrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 19:08, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
FIRST!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 0:08, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer is a Spanish potato?

Patata Banton!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 31 Dec 2021, 10:42, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
Which species of duck faithfully celebrates the two official holidays which are celebrated in Islam?

The Eider!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 30 Dec 2021, 14:26, Reply)
Who works 9 to 11:30?

Dolly Parttime.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 15:36, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
Have you seen Gillian McKeith's new show?
A bit sad, really. You can tell she's just going through the motions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 11:34, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer goes well with turkey?
Paxo Banton
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 19:49, 2 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)
What did phil collins say to the vet?
well take a look at me cow
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 8:15, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
And a pregnancy test labeled positive

And that's how i left her.
(FrenchBoast, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 9:46, Reply)
Did you hear about the racist on December 25th?
He's dreaming of a white christmas.
(FrenchBoast, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 8:07, Reply)
What did the Tourette's sufferer say when he saw Santa's reindeer?
Fuckcuntwankbollocks.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 22 Dec 2021, 18:07, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

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