I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What is the correct term for someone who can wank with both hands?Ambidickstrous.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 May 2025, 3:36,
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What did Carly Simon sing to the block of Blue Stilton?You're so VEINY
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I fucking hate that cosmic entity who consumes planets to sustain his life force.I think I might be Galactus-intolerant.
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Phil Collins really enjoyed his Sunday lunchIt was a gravy kind of love.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 May 2025, 21:52,
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2 days ago)
I was told boxing might affect my driving but I was never that long in the ringas I couldn't get past a round a bout
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I Can't Get Enough of Theseby Arthur Anymore
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Why did the Los Angeles cop stomp on a bottle of nasal spray?Because it was Afrin-American
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Those stupid polo shirts with the stupid crocodile logo really piss me off. I hate them. I think I might be Lacoste intolerant
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 May 2025, 16:33,
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6 days ago)
Which magician’s assistant lubricates her anus with a type of clarified butter, originating from the Indian subcontinent, prior to being penetrated by an alsatian?Dab o' m'ghee
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What's the opposite of a Conclave?A Convlex.
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What do you call a batch of purple flower-flavoured sweets that was rejected for not meeting the required quality standards?Subparma violets
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I'd forgotten everything I knew about fizzy sweetsBut lucky I went on a Refresher course.
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What did Agnetha Fältskog say when a cow vomited on her?Thank you for the moo sick
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 May 2025, 9:37,
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"The Stripping Cowboy"By Tex McClothesoff
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Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 May 2025, 18:39,
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latest was 1 week ago)
Which magician’s assistant is type of clarified butter, originating from the Indian subcontinent?Debbie McGhee
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:51,
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what do you all a cod that collects cars and is driving a cara fishy in auto
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:53,
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latest was 2 weeks ago)
Who is the cheapest actor in the Star Wars franchise?Temu Temuera Morrison
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What does a vampire take on their summer holiday?Sunscream
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 29 Apr 2025, 8:24,
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2 weeks ago)
What do you call someone who likes the finer things in life, but in a concise and well-organised manner? An efficienado
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Apr 2025, 6:36,
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someone boobytrapped my traditional morroccan clay cooking dishit was sabotagine!
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What do you call a large grey land mammal that trunkfucks it's own kidsA sickophant
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"How To Become A Blacksmith"By Anne Ville
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:11,
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I went to France as I was obsessed with buying new pans for my kitchen but whenever I asked for the shop they sent me to a churchThey just couldn't understand my Le Creuset fix
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 9:23, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)
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