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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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You're Really Good at This!
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(, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 0:14, Reply)

I used to work in a factory making Dracula figures. It was hectic work; just me and one other guy on the production line.

I had to make every second count.
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Carving a turkey, carving a carcass, and carving a shiv.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2024, 19:10, Reply)
What sits on castle walls and swears a lot?

Miriam Gargolyes
(, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 12:16, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
Well, the medicine I took for my digestive problems didn't work.
Peptabysmal!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2024, 16:54, 3 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)
What do you call a body builder..
...who studies pelvic organs as well as weather patterns?

A meaty urologist.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 17:01, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)
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It has a paws button.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:42, Reply)
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A river.
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Syrian McKellen.
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Spruce Springsteen
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What's the maddest cheese?
Em-MENTAL!!!!!
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A worker wants to complain about his arsehole boss....
His mate tells him to go see HR. So he marches to
the office, takes the lift all the way up to the HR,
steps out of the lift and what does he see? A pony
at the front desk in a clown costume. Another is
dressed like a mime, and a third pony is standing
upright, at open mike on a makeshift stage.


"Uh, is this the right place to make a complaint?"
asked the man, taken back.


"Sure", said the clown pony, "we're humourous horses!"
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but it said no.
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Turns out, I had the biggest cock in the world.
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David Atomborough
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A peril spritz.
(, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 19:40, 1 reply, 7 weeks ago)

Waiter, when I wear a green jumper to the restaurant, you serve me salad, and when I wear red you bring me tomato soup.

Yes sir, all our meals are complementary.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 9:20, Reply)

My watch repair shop always opens at exactly 9am.

Like clockwork?

I bloody love it.
(, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 9:20, Reply)

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