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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.


* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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What do you call a duckling that lost all its baby feathers after being infected with Covid-19?

(, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:21, Reply)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the whole ship was on spockdown
(, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 9:12, 13 replies, latest was 5 hours ago)
A Englishman, and Irishman and Scotsman tried to enter a bar but the bartender told them it was closed. When they asked why the bartender told them
Im sorry but the whole ship is on spockdown
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:01, Reply)
Billy Idol once did a Misfits tribute act, but the posters for his first gig had a typo and no-one showed up.
Undeterred, he was Danzig by himself.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:41, 9 replies, latest was 4 days ago)
Why couldnt Captain Kirk go to the bridge?
Because the whole ship was in spockdown
(, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 23:03, Reply)
Which former FA chairman was known for his abrupt manner?
Sir Curt Millichip!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:12, 12 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
What did the Hollywood heart-throb say
when, after finding himself in a bit of bother with allegations of drink/drug problems and abusive relationships with women (rather like his co-star in a 2013 flop), he decided to take a break from acting to retrain as a pirate - but, on his first day on his new ship, he bashed his thumb with a carpentry tool while trying to reattach the foremast?
(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:45, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)
Which Plantagenet king was so hairy that he was often mistaken for a bear?
Richard the Furred.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 15:36, 28 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
Nigel farage popped round earlier to pick up his copy of the Ian Curtis biopic he'd lent me over Christmas
He was taking back control
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 16:27, Reply)
What did Vincent van Gogh's friends say to him when he got home from the plastic surgery hospital?
Happy New Ear!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 13:10, Reply)
What did God say on the 24th of December, 2.8 million years ago
as he watched the formation of a land bridge between the continents of North and South America?

"It's beginning to look a lot like isthmus!"
(, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:10, Reply)
What colour are debts in aquariums?
Eau de nil
(, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 19:27, Reply)
What do you call quiet elves?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:49, 1 reply, 3 months ago)
Why does Mr T insist on decorating every inch of his house with garish Christmas decorations and lights every year?

He ain't gettin' on no plain Yule!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 22:37, Reply)
Last summer I went camping in France and ended up pitched next to a fucking gigantic tent occupied by an 80s British insipid dinner party soul singer
It was the marquee de Sade
(, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 17:02, 1 reply, 3 months ago)
What did popular West Country singer 'Boney M' say
when he was told that his illegitimate daughter is popular food television personality Mary Berry?

"Berry's Moi choild? Jesus Chroist."
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 3 months ago)
I did Nazi that coming!
Did you know all of Adolf Hitler's friends used to call him Richard Potato.

..Everyone else called him Dick Tater.

I'll get my coat then.
*Leaves very quickly *
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:38, Reply)
I was walking down the street when this bloke started throwing animal skins at me.

I got pelted.
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:58, Reply)
What do you call a wine bar that only serves Sauvignon Blanc and plays endless noughties pop-soul/jazz in the background?

Samey Winehouse.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:39, Reply)
I was tasked with making a remake of Starsky and Hutch, but it was to star light entertainers. So we got Les Dennis for the Starsky role, and we wanted Keith Chegwin to play the other one. We got him in to audition, and whilst he was there he said something racist, and I accidently called him the C word, and he went off in a huff, saying he wouldn't do it.

(, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 0:25, 1 reply, 3 months ago)
How does Jerome "Little Anthony" Gourdine of Little Anthony and the Imperials
know what the Coronavirus restrictions are, immediately upon waking up in the morning?

Tiers on his pillow.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:54, 6 replies, latest was 3 months ago)
When Jamiroquai share a spliff, they call it a "Harry Potter"
because it was created by Jay Kay rolling.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 23:56, 1 reply, 3 months ago)
What do you call a domestic pig who can curl up into a spherical shape so that you can play boules with him?
Pet oink!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 15:27, 1 reply, 3 months ago)
What's the difference
between a black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks, and a black private Dick who's a sex machine to all the tricks?

(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:37, Reply)
What do you call a recently-deceased ex-bond actor who has had his bodily hair removed in order to be prepared for embalming?
SHORN Connery!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 3:44, 7 replies, latest was 3 months ago)
Why did covid patient contain his rage with the government response
He was waiting to vent 'til later
(, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 22:32, 2 replies, latest was 4 months ago)
What's the opposite of Katie Hopkins?

Antonym Hopkins.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2020, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 4 months ago)

(, Sun 1 Nov 2020, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)
What do you call a Chancellor of the Exchequer with eczema?

Rashi Sunak.
(, Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:52, 20 replies, latest was 3 months ago)
What did Boy George order at his local curry house?
Korma, korma, korma, korma, korma curry meal eat in.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 4:43, Reply)

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