What do call a woman in a sheepskin coat?
Felicity
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 13:58, 2 replies, latest was 3 hours ago)

Just filled in a trench.
I got 99 problems but a ditch ain't one.
(Catafalque, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 15:00, Reply)

Why did the German 15th century explorer sink in choppy seas off the coast of Hamburg soon after setting out?
Because his barque was worse than his bight
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 6:05, Reply)

Which American rock band can be mostly seen roaming across the open grasslands of Africa?
Huey Lewis and the Gnus.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 3 Aug 2022, 21:02, 12 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

Which Sex Pistol was a Castilian knight and warlord in medieval Spain?
El Cid Vicious
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:52, Reply)

Which communications officer, played by the late Nichelle Nichols, was the glue that held the crew of the USS Enterprise together?
Lt UHU
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 9:02, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter was born Paul Courgette?
Paolo Zucchini!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 8:39, Reply)

Why did Barbara Gogan of The Passions keep hanging about near 1313 Mockingbird Lane?
She was in love with a Herman Munster
(Turtle Power {{product.brand}}, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 12:22, Reply)

Which academic disciplines did the victims of the Hindenberg disaster study?

Oh, the Humanities!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 12:14, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter wears a skimpy two-piece outfit to the beach?
Paolo Bikini!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 10:25, Reply)

Which New York City rapper is known for his vague texts?
Cam'ron Obscura
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 0:08, Reply)

What do you call someone who drinks real ale in secret?
A CAMRA obscura.
(Sebastien Trent-Sodomite Ain't leading but two things right now: Jack..., Fri 29 Jul 2022, 23:36, Reply)

Which Sex Pistol was the thickest?
Sid Viscous
( rob, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 2:04, 20 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

I invited my good friend Russ Abbot round for dinner
His eyes were drawn to a souvenir I'd picked up from a recent trip to the Dodecanese. It was a marble ball, about the size of a tennis ball, with an image of John the revelator carved in relief. Unfortunately poor John bore a striking resemblance to a member of N Dubz.

Russ was captivated. I asked him if he liked it. "Oh you know I love a party with a Dappy Patmos sphere."
(Graham coxon out of blur, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 20:52, Reply)

Which scottish singer has muscle and drinking problems?
Polio Martini
(FrenchBoast, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 21:36, Reply)

I've been hospitalised following a peekaboo accident.
I'm in the ICU.
(Tony Hayers woke mind virus, yeah?, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 16:38, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Which popular reggae artist normally sings out of pitch?
Flato Banton!
(Errorist, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 18:58, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter is a nutty chocolate spread?
Paolo Nutella!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:52, 3 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

What haute couture does Harry Potter wear?
Dumbledior
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:10, Reply)

Why salad?
Cos lettuce.
( Mr. Tea snerb snerb snerb, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 21:11, Reply)

How would you describe Ant and Dec if they embarked on a tentative, exploratory homosexual affair?
bi-curGROVE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:04, 5 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

Which popular reggae singer drives a shitty fiat?
Punto Banton
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 7:46, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter is white, round and has a hole through the middle?
Polo Nutini!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 6:28, Reply)

Which popular raggae singer has parents that come from Mexico and Hungary?
Pablo Balaton
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 23:12, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter advocates for a fad diet based on an imagined distant past?
Paleo Nutini!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 11:48, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter scavenges for spare parts on Tatooine in his spare time?
Paolo Utinni!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 12 Jul 2022, 13:39, Reply)

What do you call a tennis player who typically has sexual relations with one gender, but is curious about having sex with a different gender?
Bi-Kyrgios.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 8:30, 8 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Hi, looks like my post got deleted, so mods are at least looking at this bit
but no action was taken nor comment made, so I'm curious about the decision-making process.

Any way, my deleted post asked about people being banned from qotw 4 years ago and I was asking if their posting privileges would ever be reinstated. It seems odd to allow people access to every part of the site except this one, purely for posting one (1) joke in a qotw asking for jokes.
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 10:16, 19 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

Say what like about the japs, they know how to get rid of a prime minister quickly

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 16:42, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

Clare Balding has fallen ill and tonight's tennis highlights will instead be presented by a former Blackburn playmaker
Stay tuned for Tugay at Wimbledon
(Graham coxon out of blur, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:09, Reply)