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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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There is a young woman from Crewe
whose limericks end on line two
(piss and shit, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 20:56, Reply)
Why did the

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 16:44, Reply)
Why was 8 overcooked after being fried for the recommended time?
Because it was 2 cubed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:35, Reply)
Last night I dreamt I got robbed in the curry house.
When I woke up, my pilau was gone.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:52, Reply)
Why doesn't 4 stay at the haunted house?
Because it is 2 squared.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:34, 1 reply, 19 hours ago)
What shape has just been knighted?
Sircle
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 8:26, Reply)
What shape just lifted a curse that was placed on you?
A hexagone.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 8:19, 1 reply, 3 days ago)
What primitive shape has just been in a car crash?
A wrecktangle
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Apr 2026, 7:51, Reply)
Marine safety is always on my mind so I'm glad that the Trinity House Vessel Patricia could go west to fix some essential equipment at sea
Always been a fan of the Pat's Ship Buoys
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 22:10, Reply)
I was recently questioned by the police about a men's rights march I attended and the violence that occurred afterwards
Incel?

No they came to my house. Although I was interviewed under caution, I wasn't arrested.
(piss and shit, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 11:57, Reply)
I recently went on holiday to the Indian subcontinent with my girlfriend?
Goa?

No. She's very reserved, to be honest.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 11 Apr 2026, 21:09, Reply)
- I recently got vaccinated against paronomasia in Northern India.

- Pun jab?

- No, Himachal Pradesh.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 13:22, Reply)
I recently went on a date with a French woman in the capital of the Punjab
Lahore?

No, she even went dutch on the food.
(piss and shit, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 12:16, Reply)
Treating Hayfever
by Laura Tadine & Claire Attin
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
Remarkably 'accurate' Impressions of Specialised Photoreceptor Cells in the Retina that Convert Light into Neural Signals
by Ronni Ancona
(piss and shit, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:32, Reply)
Specialised Photoreceptor Cells in the Retina that Convert Light into Neural Signals
by Rod Ancone
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:11, Reply)
Preventing Collisions on the Slip Road
by Conan Itoff
(piss and shit, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:48, 4 replies, latest was 4 days ago)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It has places to go, things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Apr 2026, 4:35, Reply)
My mother in law tells jokes where the humour comes from self-referencing the joke itself
Meta?
No, she lives in Benidorm
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 13:53, Reply)
What's the shortest Beatles song?
Letter B.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sun 29 Mar 2026, 12:17, Reply)
“Hi…I’m a b3ta Newbie!”
By Atten Shunhor
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 4:07, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
This Is A Book I Wrote
by Anne Author
(piss and shit, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 20:55, Reply)
Dealing With Constant Agony
By Kro 'Nick' Payne
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 8:00, Reply)
Dealing With Chronic Pain
By Constance Agony
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:33, Reply)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The road had been letting his shit slide and had it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 4:30, Reply)
Which came first… the chicken or the egg?
Eggs can’t come.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 3:03, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)
Why did the chicken have a sore arse?
Because he laid a table.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 21 Mar 2026, 18:58, Reply)
When does bread rise?
When you yeast expect it.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 Mar 2026, 10:40, Reply)
Which singer, songwriter and pianist is a non-Japanophobic alternative slang name for the urinary meatus during the practice of banging a load of drugs up it?
Billy Hoel
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 9:53, Reply)
Which singer, songwriter and pianist is the plump flesh of the midriff?
Belly Joel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Mar 2026, 23:11, Reply)

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