
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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Or The Tour de France, as it's more commonly known.
( , Sat 19 Jul 2025, 16:34, Reply)

Bill Tong.
( , Fri 11 Jul 2025, 7:50, 1 reply, 4 days ago)

…scientists Leonard Bou and Pierre Gionne, discovered a piece of disco music that triggers immediate and uncontrollable dancing in approximately 37% of those affected by Trisomy 21. The effect was present in zero percent of humans presenting with the third-chromosome disorders, Patau and Edward’s syndromes.
At present, ‘My Baby’s Baby’ by Liquid Gold is the only track to have been identified as affecting the sample group and funding for further research has been granted.
Whilst inconvenient, Bou-Gionne Down Syndrome is not thought to be life threatening.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2025, 0:03, Reply)

But they also do alot of work for chairity
( , Wed 9 Jul 2025, 19:27, 4 replies, latest was 1 day ago)

After all, it was a Special Orc-Asian.
(Sorry. 23rd-Beta-birthday post.)
( , Sun 6 Jul 2025, 21:45, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

Curacao?
No, inseminate a horse
( , Sat 5 Jul 2025, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

Supertonic
( , Fri 4 Jul 2025, 6:50, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Don’t book, pack in anger
( , Thu 3 Jul 2025, 16:32, Reply)

Some Might Slay
( , Thu 3 Jul 2025, 16:30, Reply)

Thought she'd be pleased with the surprise holiday I've booked for us, but it turns out she isn't keen on going to the driest place on earth.
I Atacama down.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2025, 19:11, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)

to donate some clothes, but the shop refused to accept any of Carol Decker's underpants because they smelled unpleasantly tart.
It turns out Carol has a little bitter fart arsehole.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2025, 13:48, Reply)

Luckily it didn't smash, as the china was in her hand.
( , Wed 2 Jul 2025, 9:40, Reply)

by editing the lyrics to suggest that Phileas Fogg's manservant was a West London ponce.
That's right Notting Hill Passpartout
( , Tue 1 Jul 2025, 17:58, 4 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

Nothing compared Toujeo
( , Tue 1 Jul 2025, 17:30, Reply)

and got an Irish rock band to perform. He also managed to get hold of a respected British naturalist to host the event. That's right, Nutkins compered U2.
( , Tue 1 Jul 2025, 17:00, Reply)

about her experiments to rank the alpha-emissions of the two primordial isotopes of Uranium, 235U and 238U. She insisted that her method could differentiate between the isotopes, but Prince was having none of it. He slammed his little fist on the bench and screamed "Nothing Compares 2 U".
( , Tue 1 Jul 2025, 10:34, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)

Prof. Kaufman was interested in comparing charge/mass ratios, specific impulse and cost efficiencies of the different propellant options (such as argon, bismuth, iodine, krypton, and xenon) for a given Wattage of engine power and given wet mass at launch.
Kaufman and Prince immediately agreed that the evidence pointed to xenon as the most efficient propellant, however, with it being so expensive and NASA's budget being so limited, Kaufman was under pressure to recommend switching to a cheaper option.
Prince found himself becoming increasingly frustrated with Kaufman's politically motivated indecision, and increasingly angry on a personal level with his verbose writing style.
After several months of back and forth, and having just worked through 18 pages of weak arguments in favour of argon, indium, and - of all things - *caesium*, Prince reached the end of his tether and dictated his final letter on the subject:
"Use Xe, motherfucker."
( , Sat 28 Jun 2025, 17:17, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)

It was Cointreau-versey.
( , Wed 25 Jun 2025, 15:27, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

All he left to get was Dye, Almonds and Twirls
( , Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:41, Reply)

You ask a meatierologist
( , Tue 24 Jun 2025, 21:07, Reply)

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
( , Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:23, Reply)

To his displeasure, he found them difficult to stretch over his dainty fingers. Quickly, he doused them in a small amount of tap water. Prince hated it when his gloves were dry.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:05, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

He replied 'One, or two Princes, Neil, before me.'
( , Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:36, 4 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

He'd been training it to choose between two packages - one which was open and contained a tasty morsel, and the other which was closed - sometimes it contained an even tastier morsel, and sometimes it was empty.
To Prince's satisfaction, the wolf chose the mystery package (which, happily, on this occasion contained the extra-tasty morsel). Turns out, alpha bets treat.
( , Tue 24 Jun 2025, 8:41, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

when he came across an unusually large jar of the stuff. In that instant he felt compelled to throw it across the room.
Realising the significance of the act, Prince asked himself,
"Could this be the most neutrophil hurled in the world?"
( , Mon 23 Jun 2025, 22:29, 3 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

Satisfied, he said to himself "let's go graze-y!"
( , Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:53, Reply)

Kylie Minnow
( , Mon 23 Jun 2025, 17:51, Reply)

Json Donovan
( , Mon 23 Jun 2025, 16:50, Reply)

He's scared of hnines.
( , Mon 23 Jun 2025, 9:50, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

He loved his Linda McCartney standalone vegetable tree but when it came to cookware nothing beat his little, red quorn set
( , Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:15, Reply)
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