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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.


* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Ronnie James DUI.
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Chaka Demus and LIARS
(, Wed 8 Nov 2023, 18:30, Reply)
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The woman said she has had enough of this task, and wants to do something else for a change.

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The woman replied:

"Can't we settle an agri-ment later?"
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...who was arrested in Connecticut for securities fraud?

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Just big horse.
(, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:15, Reply)
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My friend is a miner
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