
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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Lackdown.
( , Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:21, Reply)

Because the whole ship was on spockdown
( , Thu 25 Feb 2021, 9:12, 13 replies, latest was 5 hours ago)

Im sorry but the whole ship is on spockdown
( , Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:01, Reply)

Undeterred, he was Danzig by himself.
( , Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:41, 9 replies, latest was 4 days ago)

Because the whole ship was in spockdown
( , Sat 13 Feb 2021, 23:03, Reply)

Sir Curt Millichip!
( , Wed 20 Jan 2021, 11:12, 12 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

when, after finding himself in a bit of bother with allegations of drink/drug problems and abusive relationships with women (rather like his co-star in a 2013 flop), he decided to take a break from acting to retrain as a pirate - but, on his first day on his new ship, he bashed his thumb with a carpentry tool while trying to reattach the foremast?
( , Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:45, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)

Richard the Furred.
( , Sun 3 Jan 2021, 15:36, 28 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

He was taking back control
( , Fri 1 Jan 2021, 16:27, Reply)

Happy New Ear!
( , Fri 1 Jan 2021, 13:10, Reply)

as he watched the formation of a land bridge between the continents of North and South America?
"It's beginning to look a lot like isthmus!"
( , Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:10, Reply)

He ain't gettin' on no plain Yule!
( , Tue 8 Dec 2020, 22:37, Reply)

It was the marquee de Sade
( , Tue 8 Dec 2020, 17:02, 1 reply, 3 months ago)

when he was told that his illegitimate daughter is popular food television personality Mary Berry?
"Berry's Moi choild? Jesus Chroist."
( , Mon 7 Dec 2020, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 3 months ago)

Did you know all of Adolf Hitler's friends used to call him Richard Potato.
..Everyone else called him Dick Tater.
I'll get my coat then.
"Taxi"
*Leaves very quickly *
( , Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:38, Reply)

I got pelted.
( , Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:58, Reply)

Samey Winehouse.
( , Thu 3 Dec 2020, 22:39, Reply)

I was tasked with making a remake of Starsky and Hutch, but it was to star light entertainers. So we got Les Dennis for the Starsky role, and we wanted Keith Chegwin to play the other one. We got him in to audition, and whilst he was there he said something racist, and I accidently called him the C word, and he went off in a huff, saying he wouldn't do it.
Moral of the story: NEVER CUNT YOUR CHEGGERS BEFORE HE'S HUTCH.
( , Wed 2 Dec 2020, 0:25, 1 reply, 3 months ago)

know what the Coronavirus restrictions are, immediately upon waking up in the morning?
Tiers on his pillow.
( , Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:54, 6 replies, latest was 3 months ago)

because it was created by Jay Kay rolling.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 23:56, 1 reply, 3 months ago)

Pet oink!
( , Wed 18 Nov 2020, 15:27, 1 reply, 3 months ago)

between a black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks, and a black private Dick who's a sex machine to all the tricks?
Shift!
( , Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:37, Reply)

SHORN Connery!
( , Tue 3 Nov 2020, 3:44, 7 replies, latest was 3 months ago)

He was waiting to vent 'til later
( , Mon 2 Nov 2020, 22:32, 2 replies, latest was 4 months ago)

Antonym Hopkins.
( , Mon 2 Nov 2020, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 4 months ago)

Rashi Sunak.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2020, 8:52, 20 replies, latest was 3 months ago)

Korma, korma, korma, korma, korma curry meal eat in.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2020, 4:43, Reply)
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