which actor opposed the formation of Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-López's new band after the break-up of At The Drive-In?
Contra Volta
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which actress asserts her right to reside in the face of objections from a testicle-less user of prostitutes?
I Live Here, Neutered-John
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Which actress can neuter 3600 dogs per minute?
Sixty Spaysec.
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what palace is made of a fuckload of pork?
Ham Ton Court Palace
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Which famous play is about a little bit of pork?
Hamlet
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Which Scottish person tastes a bit like pork?
Hamish.
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Which actress is famous for making lesbian watersports films?
Pissy Gaysex!
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which actress takes up the same volume as a single gram of water at 3.98°c
cc spacek*

_{*SI units have deprecated the use of cc in favour of cm³ but that wouldn't have worked for this frankly abysmal pun}
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Which actress can neuter 60 dogs per minute?
Sissy Spaysec.
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Who is the most valuable actress of all time?
Sissy SpaceX.
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An economist is in a lift
He says "if trends continue, we should reach the moon by Tuesday!"
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What pop singer/songwriter is dense, chewy and typically made with egg whites, sugar, and shredded coconut?
Paddy Macaroon
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What type of arthritis that causes sudden, severe joint pain is sometimes caused by the manufacture of factory-made components or units that are transported and assembled on-site to form the complete building?
Prefab Gout
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When is a joke not a joke?
Right now.
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Which Charles Dickens novel tells the story of a man who had a fantastic talent for coughing up large amounts of phlegm?
Great Expectorations.
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What hot chocolate and banana drink can you find at the back of a wardrobe?
Banania
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What hot drink can you find in a wardrobe?
A cupboard tea
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Which Charles Dickens novel tells the tale of a sexual predator who loved to grab women's boobies?
David Cop-a-feel.
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I can't stop buying books I never read.
I have literally no shelf control.
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I asked my vegetarian Scots Gaelic friend what the tubular dish he was eating for his tea was
"isbean" came the reply
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I've invested in a load of German sausages but one of them is ill-mannered and annoying.
It's a bratwurst.
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I've invested in a load of German sausages but I'm worried they won't sell and will all end up sitting around in boxes
Of course, that's a wurst case scenario
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What does a really small Ork say?
Find the tenthling!
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What does a really small Mork say?
Nano Nano
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One time this ghost was trying to convince me that he was still alive...
...but I saw right through him.
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How does Chris Martin determine how many spaces to move his token when he's playing Monopoly?
He rolls a pair o', pair o', pair o' dice, pair o', pair o', pair o' dice, pair o', pair o', pair o' dice
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What is the scariest dessert?
A terrormisu
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I tried to sneak some cured beef brisket past the actor who won an Oscar for playing Freddie Mercury,
but nothing gets past Rami.
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Hobbits
When Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin returned home after kicking Evil's butt, they found their homes in a terrible mess. Dirt and stains everywhere. They broke out the abrasive pads, the bottles of Cif and the steel wool then went on a cleaning frenzy.
It became known as the Scouring of the Shire.
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How much do cockneys pay for shampoo?
Pantene!!!
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