It's a shame that Wills didn't actually do this (as far as we know).
I can just imagine the honeymoon.
'Kate, can you feel my finger in you?' She nods, he holds up both his hands. 'Surprise!'
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TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul,
Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:34,
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