HaMany years ago, when I was just a small thing pushed around in a pram, my mother took me to the zoo, and the exit went through the monkey area. back in the day it wasn't windows rather bars. First monkey screams at us and throws sawdust. Second cage repeated only with monkey poo. Third cage said simian had a bloody great monkey wrench (Size may be inaccurate due to extreme youthfulness) which clattered between the bars and managed to leave my mother with large bruised areas across her back. An ex used to say afetr being told this, they must have thought she was stealing one of their children.
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