I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because
I lost my shirt to a starship trotter
My bowels are heavy with gold
I'd like to own a beard on my tots
I left my chops in the cold
Cheeky chops.
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Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee,
Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:18,
archived)