I would like a Brian Blessed T shirt because...
... I can't grow a beard, and I am too quiet. Every fibre of my being cries out for beard, and for volume, and yet I can provide none. None beard. None shouting. Nothing. Brian Blessed t-shirt will provide these for me, and SAVE. MY. LIFE. Probably.
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Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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