Best wank ever....
I found her address, went round her house, bummed her, shot my load up her colon, had her fart it out on the kitchen floor, then lick it up and swallow.
Then we did it again.
Then her dad woke up and came downstairs and he had a turn.
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billiepipersteeth,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 2:00,
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