I would eat horse burgers...
If they were on sale in the UK and 4 for £1.
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EricTViking,
Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:02,
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i probably wouldn't
these went in the bin:

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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Sat 19 Jan 2013, 16:06,
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They are probably still safe...
as long as you only lick them around the edges.
Like with fire - doesn't hurt if you touch it gently.
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EricTViking,
Sat 19 Jan 2013, 17:05,
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