i'm dumbI'm dumb, my cat is dumb, my crabs are dumb, my dogs are dumb, my horse isn't dumb, my mother isn't dumb, my sisters are dumb, and my girlfriend isn't dumb. So why am i when those are/arn't?
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Tue 11 Dec 2001, 21:29,
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I'd sayyou're cat isn't really dumb, he's actually an evil mastermind. He's infecting you, your and your dogs with dumb rays which are emitted from a device buried below your house. I suspect that your crabs have also been affected, inadvertently. Horses are immune to dumb rays.
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Tue 11 Dec 2001, 21:58,
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