Sean Connery's been out of work for a while so he's really pleased when, one day, his agent rings
'It's a pretty good gig' says the agent, 'but you have to be there for 10ish'
'Tennish?' frowns Sean. 'Buth I haven't even got a racket...'
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Judge Nutmeg,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:25,
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