All aboard a ship to Venus,My dear god, you should have seen us!
The figurehead was a nude in bed, sucking on a red-hot penis!
The Bosun's name, it were chopper.
And dear Lord, he had a whopper!
Once round the deck, twice round his neck, and stuffed in his gob as a stopper.
(Any other verses welcome, I can't remember any more.)
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The figurehead was a nude in bed, sucking on a red-hot penis!
The Bosun's name, it were chopper.
And dear Lord, he had a whopper!
Once round the deck, twice round his neck, and stuffed in his gob as a stopper.
(Any other verses welcome, I can't remember any more.)