according to today's Star/Mirror/something
she stayed for breakfast
But it was long ago I last believed anything at all
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teh_3ntropy: Yarr!!,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:07,
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Well, wouldn't you?
Being raped by footballers must burn off thousands of calories.
I know when I nearly got raped, I ate pounds and pounds of mince afterwards.
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Dawn Syndrome,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:08,
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