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# I bet you don't.
Not that you'd ever admit it.

I have lots of unattractive sex with Derek at the moment. He likes it when I do what he refers to as a 'Double Barrel'.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# You mean ...
... you talk like Mr Chumley-Wormer?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# No.
I fart from my front and back bottoms at the same time.

In his face.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# That's what I said
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)