TortoisesI won't claim this won for my own, but I have heard tale of a young gathering of siblings who enjoyed playing 'war' in the back garden. Now one of the clever little things had decided that to bury the family tortoise and place a pile of soil on top of the it would make a very realistic landmine. Indeed it looked the nuts. Then dinner was called and tortoise/landmine was forgotten for several weeks...I don't think it survived.
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