New, from Findus, Micro-Fish!About five years ago my old classmate came in and told me his brother had killed his sister's goldfish the night before. They were sitting in the sitting room watching tv, while his brother was arsing about in the kitchen. apparently so bored that he came to wondering what would happen if he microwaved the fish bowl for a few seconds.
so he popped the bowl in, with the two fish swimming about and turned it on. while he was waiting, something more important came up. coronation street aparently. so he leaves the kitchen, forgetting something. about half an hour later, the microwave bings.
oops.
most of the water in the bowl had boiled out, and the fish were like plastic.
the best he could manage was 'I was going to take them out after a few seconds, honest'
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 23:43,
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so he popped the bowl in, with the two fish swimming about and turned it on. while he was waiting, something more important came up. coronation street aparently. so he leaves the kitchen, forgetting something. about half an hour later, the microwave bings.
oops.
most of the water in the bowl had boiled out, and the fish were like plastic.
the best he could manage was 'I was going to take them out after a few seconds, honest'