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# Just a couple...
...an old one from Oxford (late 70s or early 80s) and one which always appealed to me:
'Is this mindless vandalism?'

One I invented - and please steal if you like - was to find an 'Armitage Shanks' on a piece of porcelain and add the clarifying message:
'Armitage is a shanker'

A nice one near my home in York now is:
'Paul has got big feet' - wicked huh!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)