at my mum's old work
they had a lot of immigrant workers from countries where the lavatory arrangements are different - the ladies would stand on the toilet and squat when they went, and it was common to find dirty shoe-prints on the seats.
So someone did some signs and stuck them up - 'no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump ten feet'.
Has the added bonus of rhyme. Management took the signs down though, lest anyone got offended.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:38,
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So someone did some signs and stuck them up - 'no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump ten feet'.
Has the added bonus of rhyme. Management took the signs down though, lest anyone got offended.