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# at my mum's old work
they had a lot of immigrant workers from countries where the lavatory arrangements are different - the ladies would stand on the toilet and squat when they went, and it was common to find dirty shoe-prints on the seats.
So someone did some signs and stuck them up - 'no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump ten feet'.

Has the added bonus of rhyme. Management took the signs down though, lest anyone got offended.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)