Hebtro make trousers and shirts and boots and jumpers, and will sell them to you using this internet hyperlink. All made in the UK and ideal as gifts for blokes. JUST BUY A JUMPER OK?
On the A69 from Newcastle to Carlisle there is (or was) a sign saying 'Jesus Saves' by the side of the road. A little further on someone had placed another: 'But Gazza scores on the rebound'.