Here are two real ones...
'Sarah is a fat cow bacause she is pregnant now'
and
'Fuck off old bidies'
both in wakefield UK (shithole)
...and a possibly apocryphal one :
Penny a look
Tuppence a feel
Threepence a ride
On the hairy wheel
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