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# I have had two bad jobs.

1. Spooning shit out of dead people to work out why they died was probably not my finest hour.

2. Working in an eel farm, which involved getting into a tank of 10,000 eels in my shorts and sorting them out by size. I also had to 'clean the sump'. This meant wading through tonnes of 'solid matter' with a brush to aid drainage. This really really smelled.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I'm sorry
You can't get away that lightly.
Sppooning the shit out of dead people? Please elucidate dear fellow.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I was a microbiologist.
Sometimes in a hospital people die of infections they get in the hospital. These are dangerous and sometimes can be a sign of an outbreakk of an antibiotic resistant bug.

To find out what it is that's killed them you need to take samples and try to grow a bug to identify it.

The arse is one of those sample points.

We had a special spoon and everything.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)