When I worked at McD'sthere were a load of pikeys on the car park next door, and one night a load came in. Two of them went shaggin in the bogs, and then spread shit all over the bog corridors. The cleaning bod saw all this shit and jizz and promptly went on his break, which involved buggering off for a 45 minute fag, despite not smoking.
Cue management trying in vain to get anyone else to clean it up. Conversation with me:
Boss: Will you...
Me: Not a chance
Boss: Don't argue with me.
Me: An argument would involve some level of debate. This isn't an argument, it's a flat refusal.
Boss: It's your job
Me: So is making sure all the dumb fuck customers have got the sense to leave a burning building before I get out myself, and at these wages, you can stick that idea up your arse too.
They ended up closing the store for a few hours after the original cleaner came back, called head office, and was told that they had to call out professionals for it.
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Cue management trying in vain to get anyone else to clean it up. Conversation with me:
Boss: Will you...
Me: Not a chance
Boss: Don't argue with me.
Me: An argument would involve some level of debate. This isn't an argument, it's a flat refusal.
Boss: It's your job
Me: So is making sure all the dumb fuck customers have got the sense to leave a burning building before I get out myself, and at these wages, you can stick that idea up your arse too.
They ended up closing the store for a few hours after the original cleaner came back, called head office, and was told that they had to call out professionals for it.