When I was a student......I worked at a corner shop. The managers advice for me in case of an armed robbery was to 'throw all the small change in the till at them, they'll be too busy picking up the change to stab/shoot you'.
Twisted logic indeed. Strangely enough, I quit shortly after this.
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Twisted logic indeed. Strangely enough, I quit shortly after this.