Don't read any further if you drink cows milk (no really I'm not kidding)
A couple of years ago I used to work for the Milk Marketing Board. Part of our job was to put samples of milk though a sensitive testing machine. Basically we tested the milk for fat, protein and ….er…..something else I can’t remember, and ‘signs of active infection’ i.e. pus. Oh many is the happy hour we spent unclogging the sampling computers ‘cos a pus clot had bunged it up. But the best (or really the worst) bit is all the rest of the milk from these poorly cows had already been sold onto the dairy processors. Yum yum yum. Nice and chewy milk.
So next time you get floaters in your tea don’t say I didn’t warn you!!!!!!!!!!
PS And the clever bosses made sure that the samples were dyed blue, to put us off just in case we felt like having a quick swig if we felt thirsty
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Thu 13 Nov 2003, 18:57,
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So next time you get floaters in your tea don’t say I didn’t warn you!!!!!!!!!!
PS And the clever bosses made sure that the samples were dyed blue, to put us off just in case we felt like having a quick swig if we felt thirsty