I've had a few...I had a flat mate who refused pointblank to ever tidy up. One day when I was at work the landlord came round for an inspection, saw the mess, asked my unemployed bum of flatmate what had happened and they blamed it on me.. needless to say I was then kicked out.
Next flat mate we agreed to take it in turns to do the washing up. When it was my day he would spend 2 hours making massive chinese meals for all his friends, and when it was his day he would have takeaway chips. When I moved out he turned up at my door 3 months later asking if i could please chip in for the new TV license as I had watched it while I was there!!!
The final one had this best m8 who seemed to hate me and spent most of his time trying to get me to move out. It wasnt until I found out that the guy was gay and thought I was trying to nick his fella that it all made a twisted kinda sense.....
And even when i lived on my own in a bedsite, there was this old couple next door who would complain about everything. One day I said 'god I wish you were dead' and the next day was woken by an amublance stretchering off the fellas corpse! Then a month later we had a huge carnival in the town, right past our house. The old woman spent the entire 4 hours of the carnival banging hell into my wall screaming for me to turn the noise down!!
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Next flat mate we agreed to take it in turns to do the washing up. When it was my day he would spend 2 hours making massive chinese meals for all his friends, and when it was his day he would have takeaway chips. When I moved out he turned up at my door 3 months later asking if i could please chip in for the new TV license as I had watched it while I was there!!!
The final one had this best m8 who seemed to hate me and spent most of his time trying to get me to move out. It wasnt until I found out that the guy was gay and thought I was trying to nick his fella that it all made a twisted kinda sense.....
And even when i lived on my own in a bedsite, there was this old couple next door who would complain about everything. One day I said 'god I wish you were dead' and the next day was woken by an amublance stretchering off the fellas corpse! Then a month later we had a huge carnival in the town, right past our house. The old woman spent the entire 4 hours of the carnival banging hell into my wall screaming for me to turn the noise down!!