Mother of Christ...my heart goes out to you all (please return using the stamped addressed jiffy-bag provided). I haven't got any horror stories to top those on here, but when I was in first year halls, we 'broke into' my neighbour's room, found all his clothes, soaked them in water, and compacted the lot into the bottom drawer of our freezer. He returned from a weekend away, and eventually found his 'clothes brick' after about forty minutes of 'it's not fuckin' funny'ness.
Why did we do that then?
Because the atrocious happy baby orangutan used to defrost chicken drumsticks/lamb chops/whatever by tying dental floss to the thin end, hanging them over the side of the kettle (tea bag style, tied to the handle so the stuff didn't touch the element), and setting it to boil. In addition to being frigging horrible, it was also sadly obvious that it just didn't work! (Cooked on the outside, frozen solid in the middle) And he still didn't take the hint after the 'clothes brick' excercise. His reasoning was that 'the boiling kills off any of the germs'. Which I suppose it does, but that's no good cause, we pointed out, to fill our frigging kettle with meat.
Ultimately we let him off cos' by and large, he was a sound bloke.
Like I said, nothing compared to what everyone else on this board appears to have gone through. Pissed me off mind you.
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Why did we do that then?
Because the atrocious happy baby orangutan used to defrost chicken drumsticks/lamb chops/whatever by tying dental floss to the thin end, hanging them over the side of the kettle (tea bag style, tied to the handle so the stuff didn't touch the element), and setting it to boil. In addition to being frigging horrible, it was also sadly obvious that it just didn't work! (Cooked on the outside, frozen solid in the middle) And he still didn't take the hint after the 'clothes brick' excercise. His reasoning was that 'the boiling kills off any of the germs'. Which I suppose it does, but that's no good cause, we pointed out, to fill our frigging kettle with meat.
Ultimately we let him off cos' by and large, he was a sound bloke.
Like I said, nothing compared to what everyone else on this board appears to have gone through. Pissed me off mind you.