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# footprints from the bath
same UNI flatshare and one of the dippy females left the door open on a regular basis.

One morning I awoke to the door slamming as someone went out. When I looked outside my door (opposite the bathroom) there was a trail of white footprints leading out of the bathroom and out through the now closed door. I traced the footsteps outside the block of flats.

Someone - unknown to this day - had found our open flat door, used our bath, talcum powdered themselves and then walked barefoot back out of our flat and then the building.

Also in the same flat, we used to pour stale cereal out of the window. One guy in the flat below tried to catch it with his mouth. He loved the stuff.

We had an egg fight with the flat downstairs once and one egg flew through my window right into the back of my wardrobe, where I didn't find it until I moved out. Stange thing was, it didn't smell.

Then there was the time I got fined by the Uni for playing Colorblind James Experience albums at full volume, late in the evening that they had done a gig at our Uninon.

'I'm considering a move to Memphis... When I get there I'll put a sign on my door saying 'Feel free to disturb me, that's what I came here for' -- lyrics from CJB's most famous song.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)