We were watching television once and my uni housemate,
after carefully excavating his nose, popped the successful result of the dig into his mouth. 'Did you just pick your nose and eat it?!' I asked.
'It's mine isn't it!' he replied in a voice that suggested that by not eating my own bogeys I was somehow part of a deranged minority.
Once we were in the room of a girl he knew, and in front of about 6 others he pulled her dildo from her bedside cabinet and proceeded to wave it at us all.
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'It's mine isn't it!' he replied in a voice that suggested that by not eating my own bogeys I was somehow part of a deranged minority.
Once we were in the room of a girl he knew, and in front of about 6 others he pulled her dildo from her bedside cabinet and proceeded to wave it at us all.