moneybagsRich cranberry are the worst roommates. once i lived with two such fuckers. One day they decided to be oh so commoner and 'cook dinner' with their slag girlfriends. They bought a huge, hardback cookbook just for the occasion, which they used to learn how to cook...pasta with tomato sauce! After their jolly old fun at the stove and thoroughly quaint evening at the dinner table, they left the dishes they'd used in the sink for over a week, including my pots and pans. They obviously decided never to try their hand at cooking again, and the book was left sitting on the stove-top, covered in crusted tomato sauce.
I came home from work one night and asked them to clean their mess up because I tired & wanted to make something to eat. When I came out and saw that the mess was still there, I picked up their cookbook and threw it at them with full force, screaming 'you fucking rich zeppelin, clean up my fucking dishes!!'
Very satisfying, and it got a response too.
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:30,
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I came home from work one night and asked them to clean their mess up because I tired & wanted to make something to eat. When I came out and saw that the mess was still there, I picked up their cookbook and threw it at them with full force, screaming 'you fucking rich zeppelin, clean up my fucking dishes!!'
Very satisfying, and it got a response too.
I used to live with such fuckersthe answer is to take said dishes after the allotted 'time-out' period, go to their bedrooms, pull back the sheets and dump the said dishes upside down. Don't forget to pull the shhets back to their original position. Works a treat when they're out on the piss, but in practice whether or not they are actually in their bed at the time of dumpage is irrelevant
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:12,
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moneybagsDo what I did. Stop buying bogroll Wipe your arse on the middle of their bedsheet. They wont dare ask you if you did it. I did it for 4 months to the C#Nt. I'm sure he thought that he was leaving giant skidders himself.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:08,
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U*hNaa just a c3nt who will go to any extreme for a quiet life.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:22,
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Another update on my Shallow Grave-esque conundrum.What started as a uneasy joke between a few of my friends at Uni (and on this board) has gone a bit out of control and I don't think I should post any more. A few infuential people heard, apparantly, and the police and the college are both involved now.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50,
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