Dodgy LandlordsActually, my last one sounds like a mere quibble compared to everyone elses entries. I DO have loads of ex-housemate tales, but then I was living in a watermeloning squat full of fluffy heads at the time so I don't s'pose they count. Once had a landlord who used to burst into my room at about 2.30am (after he'd been to the pub) and sit on my chair & skin up, normally whilst me & my girlfriend were shagging. Then remember nothing about it in the morning. Soon put paid to that with a cheap bolt on the inside of the door.
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