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# I would have thought the lambrusco would have been reason enough to cry
without the match.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:20, archived)
# Well yes
But that's because Australia's liquor taxation laws and my lack of cash combine to deny me access to the vodka I crave...

and there's nothing I can do about that, either, except...

damn, you've made the lady cry again...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:23, archived)
# I could smuggle you some
anti freeze if that helps you - you booze crazed loon
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:25, archived)
# I think
it's love...

/just kidding :P
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:40, archived)
# Damn and I thought I had finally found some one to share my passion for
quiet nights in/out/under bridges shouting obscenities at passing children while drinking drain cleaner.

YOu build me up just to knock me down
*cries into drain doctor*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:44, archived)
# Well actually
that sounds like a PERFECT first date...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:51, archived)
# First date? What kind of guy do you think I am
that's our honeymoon
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 6:57, archived)
# Sounds like more fun than my last one
at least... :-P
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)