I know it's over......but none of this compares to the skany git that I used to live with.
Just a taster of his weirdness:
He was credit blacklisted for buying a HiFi on HP and not paying it, therefore he only ever used cash - he is with Northern Rock and I think there are only 3 branches this side of the Watford gap... hence he never paid his rent on time (he couldn't drive either)
He didn't actually have a cashcard, so had to go to the bank.
He ONLY ever ate take out, McDonalds or Pizza.
He NEVER washed, not once... I'm sure of it because he reeked. He didn't even have the decency to use Febreeze.
He used to steal my socks, watermelon knows why because he had his own.
When I was looking for my socks I also found chicken wings in his drawers, pizza boxes with half a pizza and a shirt in it... a condom with something in it (NOBODY would have slept with him, so I assume he just had a posh wank)
My boxers would go missing and I'd find them in his room... not sure what he did with them because I never touched them again. I just cried.
We had a 2mb ADSL line, when I left nobody took card of paying the bills, so it racked up for 7 months... was VERY expensive back then - he didn't have the money so somehow pushed the bill on to a friends company who very nearly went bust because they didn't realise they were being chased for a few grand. Needless to say, they don't talk to him anymore either!
And these are examples of his normal day-to-day life.
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Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:17,
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Just a taster of his weirdness:
He was credit blacklisted for buying a HiFi on HP and not paying it, therefore he only ever used cash - he is with Northern Rock and I think there are only 3 branches this side of the Watford gap... hence he never paid his rent on time (he couldn't drive either)
He didn't actually have a cashcard, so had to go to the bank.
He ONLY ever ate take out, McDonalds or Pizza.
He NEVER washed, not once... I'm sure of it because he reeked. He didn't even have the decency to use Febreeze.
He used to steal my socks, watermelon knows why because he had his own.
When I was looking for my socks I also found chicken wings in his drawers, pizza boxes with half a pizza and a shirt in it... a condom with something in it (NOBODY would have slept with him, so I assume he just had a posh wank)
My boxers would go missing and I'd find them in his room... not sure what he did with them because I never touched them again. I just cried.
We had a 2mb ADSL line, when I left nobody took card of paying the bills, so it racked up for 7 months... was VERY expensive back then - he didn't have the money so somehow pushed the bill on to a friends company who very nearly went bust because they didn't realise they were being chased for a few grand. Needless to say, they don't talk to him anymore either!
And these are examples of his normal day-to-day life.