Awww.
He's lovely. Can we take him home for dinner?
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Madam Gertrude,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:11,
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Of course
but make sure his bath isn't too hot. Dip your elbow in the water first.
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If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next,
Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:13,
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