Actually
Jesus' full name, as he signed it, was J. R. Hartley-Christ. He wrote a book about fly fishing before he went into the Messiah business.
(
Bemo,
Fri 9 Apr 2004, 22:58,
archived)
whoops, sorry
I was thinking of Moses again. Moses Howard Holdyernoses
(
kaibosh,
Fri 9 Apr 2004, 23:01,
archived)