DUVET THIEF>>>>>>>>>I was just thinking that my pet bluebottle would look cute in GRANNYS BLOOMERS when ESTELLE MORRIS entered on the back of a llama and demanded that I tickle her gently under the chin with a ravens feather. The llama was sucking a LEMON gobstopper and watching a POTTED HISTORY of eddie the eagle on her personal DVD player. JESUS! Whats that plopping noise???????oh yes its roland rat on my patio knocking one out over the LOADED soap stars calendar I foolishly gave him……………anyway where was I?????….ah yes…my new invention>>>>>THE AUTOMATED BOGEY PICKER……..well….i tried to get a PATENT for it but discovered that QUEEN HARPY! Bette davis had already dun so in 1939>>>>>>>>>I CANT believe the news today oh boy!!!!somebody told me that BRENDAN JUDGE is bald……that’s [email protected]….well anyway,,,im stuck in HORLEY all week..anyone want to meet up for a pint of yak’s semen and a hash muffin??????my friend jack eats SUGAR LUMPS……..IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL body WOULD YOU HOLD it against me>>>>hahahahhahahahahhahahaha……….(s)nachos grande>>>>>>I must find BONNY TYLER….I lent her my favourite £2 coin to use as a BUTT PLUG…….arsed>>>>>>>Notts forest for the inter-toto cup>>>>>>>>>>>daz is an anal angler>>>>>>>>*licks yoko ono*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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