*knock knock*
'Who is it?'
'It's Nicholas Parsons.'
'Fuck off!'
'... I said it's Nicholas Parsons...'
'I know - Fuck off! I don't care if yer Bob Monkhouse - Fuck off!'
Woo and Yay and, indeed, Houpla
(
Shatner's Bassoon,
Fri 21 May 2004, 14:36,
archived)
