you want animals?
this is my collection of pets. i have then trained to sing Celine dions greatest hits. they also act out the play 'cats' if you feed them the right kind of silverfish pate. 
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Naughty Tortoise,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:33,
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be careful though
feed them the wrong type and this happens 
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Naughty Tortoise,
Fri 26 Oct 2001, 11:36,
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