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# spastic joke
Three pregnant women are all sitting around knitting baby clothes.

The first one says, 'I hope I have a baby boy because I've knitted this lovely blue jumper.'

The second woman then says, 'I hope I have a baby girl because I've knitted this lovely pink jumper.'

Then the third woman says, 'I hope I have a spastic because I've fucked up these arms.'
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 1:35, archived)